Joke Of The Day

From Roman.

PSYCHIATRIST VS. BARTENDER

Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared and I think I’m going crazy.”

“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink. “Come in and talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I’ll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?”, he asked.

“Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.”

“Is that so?” he said with a bit of an attitude, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now!”

FORGET THE SHRINK,

HAVE A DRINK

AND TALK TO A BARTENDER! (Hopefully not AOC!!!)

ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION!

3 comments on “Joke Of The Day

  1. Remember Jackie Gleason as “Joe the Bartender” and the hopeless look on his face as he listened to “Crazy Guggenheim”? Now it’s reversed. AOC is the Crazy Guggenheim and we are the Joe the Bartenders who have to put up with her.

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