Reparations for Euro-Americans

One of my readers sent me this.

I think it is about time for Americans of Central European heritage to sue the government and people of Mongolia for reparations regarding the enslavement of their ancestors as Genghis Khan’s Golden Horde swept across Europe.

And Americans of Balkan heritage should sue Turkey for reparations regarding the Ottoman Empire’s enslavement of their ancestors.

Being of Germanic heritage, I plan to sue Italy for reparations for their enslavement of my ancestors, and the depredations the Romans inflicted on my ancestral lands. I will demand that Italy grind down all the statuary of their emperors and Roman Legion generals who brought German slaves back to Rome to fight in the Colosseum. The Colosseum will of course also have to be dismantled and turned into affordable housing.

Can you even begin to imagine how much it pains me to go into the gym and see the rowing machines, with the angst it engenders as I think of my great-great-great-great-great-great-great etc-grandpa as a galley slave, chained to a rowing bench on a Roman warship? Those rowing machines will have to go. We cannot even begin to address the issues of reparations as long as there are rowing machines in any gym or health club.

Americans of Central European heritage, Balkan heritage, and Germanic heritage have the longer-standing historical priority of claims for reparations. Once we have provided justice to those Americans, we can consider reparations for the more recent claims by African-Americans. After the African-Americans, we can address Native American claims for reparations, however that particular issue is extremely complex due to their history of invading the lands of other tribes and enslaving those tribes before Europeans ever arrived in the Western Hemisphere.


The Africans seem to think that they are the only people who have ever been slaves. It was white people, the English and Americans, who abolished slavery. Slavery does still exist in Africa, China, and Arab countries, in other words, in non-white countries, yet for some reason, slavery is the fault of white people.

Yannow, I’m English on my father’s side and German on my mother’s side. I really think that way back when some Roman Centurion raped a German maiden and she is my great, great, great, etc. grandmother. The reason I think that is I must have some Italian blood in me since I love Rome, Italy, and Italian food. I think it’s on my mother’s side since she felt the same way.

8 comments on “Reparations for Euro-Americans

  1. What about us people of Irish decent, my ancestors were probably slaves, and treated worse than the Africans, because black slaves were expensive, but Irish were a dime a dozen. Guess I’ll sue the Brits, and the Italians, and the Africans, let me look, gotta be some more, I’ll take my reparations in gold, or a stake in an Irish Whisky distillery, they will both make money.

  2. I know for certain that some Roman soldier diddled one of my pre-Britain ancestors. I have Thalassemia, which normally only affects people of Mediterranean origin. Where can I sign up? Is there a shyster setting up a class action?

  3. GOC,
    I absolutely agree with you. How about reparation for Chinese Americans? They were brought over by the then Robber Barons (the Huntingtons, the Stanfords, etc) to build the railroads that opened the West. the Chinese were treated like slaves and that happened after our African American slaves were emancipated by Lincoln. I am sure that I can trace somebody that might be a blood relative. And the Chinese American definitely built our country, at least the Western half.
    And since the Chinese American rarely depended on the handouts from our government (aka taxpayers), and at my last count, since the days of The Civil Rights act in the mid 1950s, our country had thrown away over $20 Trillion to our African American brothers and literally got nothing out of this huge sum of money, other than the rioting and damaging and looting form the BLM crowd. Therefore, we, the Chinese American deserve a much higher reparation amount than the African Americans!!! And I, as a Chinese American, feel very poor now, especially when compared with Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, George Soros, etc.

  4. Been thinking about this myself…same a you…German on my mother’s side and English on my fathers side. My DNA shows up 52/48.

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