AOTW 1-15-2021

Lot’s of worthy candidates but I’m gonna give the award to the ten Republican Congresscritters who voted for the Kangaroo Impeachment. This is why we lose. We elect RINOs.

Liz Cheney, WY
Gonzalez, OH
Jamie Herrera-Beutler, WA
John Katko, NY
Adam Kinzinger, Ill.
Peter Meijer, MI
Dan Newhouse, WA
Tom Rice, SC
Fred Upton, MI
David Valadao, CA



Here we go again. A kangaroo impeachment. Hearings? We don’t need no stinkin’ hearings. This is total farce.

The Dimocrats talk about the Constitution while they ignore it. Someone ought shove a Constitution in Speaker Blinky’s face and see if she cringes like Dracula with garlic.

Trump will be gone in a little over a week but the Dims in Congress, and ten House Republicans just voted to impeach him. For what? Inciting a riot? Dimocrats have been inciting riots for the last four years. Louie Gohmert just repeated many of Speaker Blinky’s incendiary quotes on the House floor. They are far worse than anything President Trump said.

The childishness of the Dimocrats over the past four years has been sickening. They are compounding it this week.

Is this what you want America? And it’s only gonna get worse. You have idiots like AOC demanding show trials of Trump supporters.

We are witnessing all out censorship by big tech.

The First Amendment? What First Amendment?

What a clown show.

I’m disgusted by our political class. The Dimocrats are pond scum, but so are the Republicans who go along to get along. Yeah. Let’s reach across the aisle to these traitorous assholes who hate America and all that it stands for.

Fuck ’em all!

Ronsday – BOHICA

Ron rants.

Chilly and breezy today, kinda like the forecast for 2021. Everytime I went outside for somethin, I got the chills, like I think the news is gonna do to all of us for the next coupla years. So . . . nothin better to do than fill up my belly, turn on my li’l space heater down by my feet, and let my frustration leak out through my fingertips.

Stopped by the mental health center today and got my patience level tested . . . it’s negative. Lab report included that my attitude is toxic, my confidence is rancid, and my hope is terminal. Hard to believe so many millions of voters are convinced that the guy in office for 4 years is the problem and the guy in office for 47 years is the solution.

Time to get your household budgets ready for increased taxes, race reparations, skyrocketing electric bills, and bailouts for the 51st and 52nd states created to provide a permanent leftist voting atmosphere in all future elections.

And those future elections for PotUS will be decided by NYC, Chicongo, and Kaliphoneya. On state and local levels, the candidates promising the most entitlements and benefits will always win. Voting by anyone else is unnecessary and thereby discouraged.

Looks to me we’d be wise to just take out L.A., NYC, Chicago, and D.C. with neutron blasts, something to just rid them of bipedal parasitic vermin, then start over – all new legislature, court, and executive. It’s as the socialists insist: there’s nothing wrong with the concept, only the people running it.

The US was a good idea and a nice place to live until half its citizens realized they could vote themselves unearned entitlements and freebies and put career politicians in office who keep their hands about 6 feet up the golden goose’s ass.

This country isn’t really divided so much by race or color or gender but by people with common sense on one side and utter fools on the other. What happens is that the fools then divide themselves up by race, color, gender, and sexual deviancy.

Very likely the biggest obstacle to unity, to prosperity, to serenity in the US today is the two-party system. The only thing the two have cooperated on in the past half century is the development and maintenance of an unbridgeable chasm between them.

The good ol’ boys from Potomac Mudwallow fail to recognize blatant fraud in several US states and ignorantly confirm a perverted career loser in dementia as CinC with a professional camp follower as his #1.

Not to be outdone, the sovereign US state of Jawjah, famous for elevating a peanut farmer in severe mental retardation to PotUS, elected an anti-semitic white-people-are-the-problem communist as senator, effectively removing the final obstacle to the Left’s game plan.

The major accomplishment of Soetoro regime was making the political landscape safe for black thugs like BLM, black agitprops like Al Sharpton, and black wastes of protoplasm like Colin Kaepernick and RuPaul, those scions of wisdom who give us answers that social media declare cannot be questioned.

In a dazzling feat of CYA, the Democrat Party’s lackeys at Google, Twitter, Facebook, and Apple have moved to stifle any voices slightly right of center, including the Twitter feed of the President of the United States.

With the Dems now in control of the government, their propaganda stooges know they have nothing to fear by ignoring the First Amendment since Congress will applaud and encourage them to shut down anyone who disagrees with the liberal agenda. They have become the default arbiters of what we are allowed to see, read, and hear.

And now we’ll have an administration whose logo will forever be a gigantic asterisk in a society fully embracing degeneracy, gender fluidity, melanin, Islam, and hypocrisy with China as world leader in military power, human rights, and economics.

Pelosi has taken it upon herself to play politics with control of our nuclear arsenal. Her insistence upon removing DJT less than 2 weeks before he leaves office is proof of the fact that she’s more dangerous than he is for the simple reason that he’s not completely fucking nuts, which she very clearly is.

I’m havin a little trouble comprehendin how all this “peace” and “cooperation” and “unity” and “law” is gonna restore our lost rights and bring the republic back from the brink of collapse. The Dems aren’t gonna give an inch in their crusade to wipe out the awful DJT legacy.

But, y’know . . . . I remember how the original bunch did things back in 1776 when being oppressed by an unreasonable asshole.

Joke Of The Week

From Jane Austen.

Two canine officers, Frank and Chip, each from different agencies, ran into each other at a donut shop, and of course the bragging began.

“My German Shepard,” said Frank, “is the fastest dog in the state of Texas, and never fails to bring down a perp.”

“That’s nice,” said Chip, “but my Miss Whiskers is better. In fact, she never has to chase any perp at all. Criminals will literally run and leap in the paddy wagon on their own.”

“Miss Whiskers?” laughed Frank. “I’d like to see that!” The bet was on, and they agreed to meet at the training site on Saturday to see which was the best.

They each brought their regular human assistants. Chip stated, “To make this fair, my assistant will work against your dog, and your assistant can take on Miss Whiskers.”

After preliminary readiness, Chip’s assistant, in his heavy bite protection, began to advance on Frank’s famous German Shepard, Killer. That magnificent patrol canine rapidly brought Chip’s assistant down and held him until given the order to release.

Chip then made ready, as Frank’s assistant walked onto the field.

Frank walked to the door of his K9 vehicle and stood. Chip yelled, “You better get inside your car before Miss Whiskers goes through her exercise.”

“Ok, ok,” Frank laughed, as the door on Chip’s patrol unit began to slowly open. Frank heard the faint growl of Miss Whiskers, but as he looked up he saw his own assistant runing at full speed, twist in the air and leap head first into Frank’s own vehicle, slamming the door behind him.

“What the Hell just happened?” yelled Frank. He got out as Chip closed the door back on his own unit.

“Miss Whiskers is a cat,” replied Chip. “Miss Whiskers, is what we named her when we got her. The place where we got her gave her a lousy name, and we just thought Miss Whiskers was kinda fitting.”

“What did they call her?” asked Frank’s shaken assistant.

Chip smiled broadly and replied, “Puma.”

Why We Lose

I read in this morning’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation about two RTNOs. It’s an AP story and I can’t find the link.

Two Republican senators now say Trump should resign and a third says the president should be “very careful” in his remaining days in office as the House prepares to impeach Trump in the wake fo the deadly riots at the Capitol.

“Deadly riots”? This protest didn’t rise to the level of the countless BLM and Antifa “peaceful protests” that our cities had to endure this summer. What a bunch of hypocritical bullshit.

Hank “Guam is gonna tip over” Johnson said he feared for his life. Yannow, many of our congresscritters should fear for their lives with the way they have fucked over this country. And they should be tried for treason for the four year attempted coup against the duly elected president of the United States.

Spying on the presidential campaign made Watergate look like an old ladies’ picnic, but they got away with it because they are Dimocrats and they own the media.

There are not enough lampposts in DC to hang all of the seditious members of the Deep State. They had to steal this election because Trump was gonna go after them and the tech companies in his second term.

But now let’s talk about the Quislings in the GOP.

Pennsylvania Sen. Pat Toomey on Sunday joined Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski in calling for Trump to “re4sign and go away as soon as possible” after a violent mob of his supporters broke into the Capitol on Wednesday.

Roy Blunt of Missouri was the senator who warned Trump to be “very careful”.

This is why we lose. We elect these spineless Quislings like Mittens Romneycare, Murkowski, Toomey, Blunt, and many others.

Do you ever see Dimocrats do this? They circle the wagons and protect each other. We create circular firing squads and shoot each other.

Yannow I once wrote that we would become a socialist dictatorship in thirty years. I was wrong. It will happen within the next ten years. The spineless members of the Republican Party ain’t gonna stop it. The mob will intimidate the members of the Supreme Court so they won’t stop it. And even if they try, the Dimocrats in the Senate will pack the court. The Constitution is dead.

We’re doomed.

Saturday Morning Quiz

I’m feeling a bit nostalgic today. This is a quiz for old farts like me. It’s Saturday Morning 1954. You turn on your TV.

What is the name of the boy who lived in a shoe?

He had a dog that lived in the shoe with him. What was his name?

Who was told to “Plunk your magic twanger”?

What did he say when he appeared?

What was the cat’s name?

What did the cat say?

Who was the first host?

Who was the second host?

What western did he appear in? What was his name? What was his catch phrase?

Answers below the fold. (more…)

AOTW 1-8-2021

In the spirit of the holiday season I didn’t give out an Asshole of the Week Award for the past two weeks. Now I’m back.

I read in this morning’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation that the Republicans in the state legislature are gonna address the no excuse absentee ballot scam. Way to go dickwads. Close the barn door after all of the horses escaped and you lost two elections. As I’ve written before, if you don’t have a valid excuse for absentee voting like, disability, old age, or military you should be able to get your ass to the polls.

Of course, the Republican legislature could pass some sort of legislation but that idiot Kemp would prolly veto it. He’s demonstrated that he wants to be a one term governor. He and Raffensperger really fucked up the last two elections and allowed them to be stolen, IN PLAIN SIGHT, in Fulton County.

So, I’m giving those two another AOTW Award.