Your Papers Please

Didja hear the latest?

WASHINGTON — The Biden administration is currently working to develop a system for people to prove they’ve been vaccinated against the coronavirus, according to a senior administration official.

Multiple government agencies are engaged in conversations and planning, coordinated by the White House, as this kind of system will play a role in multiple aspects of life, including potentially the workforce, the official said.

What could possibly go wrong. You want to keep your job? Show your papers. You want to attend college? Show your papers.

Rutgers University will require students to get the COVID-19 vaccine to attend in the fall.

Students attending any of Rutgers’ three New Jersey campuses must show proof of vaccination.

I’m sure this will spread. And then, how long will it last?

Meanwhile, you want to illegally cross the border and get transported by our gummint to any part of the country (especially to those pesky red states) without any Kung Flu testing? No papers? No problem.

As long as this pandemic exist we will have assholes like that little fascist Fauci issuing orders. Geez his name even sounds like fascist.

We’ll have fascist governors like Whitmer and Cuomo ordering around their citizens and fucking up their economies.

Hey, here’s a fun fact. Guess which two states now have the highest rates of infections? New York and New Jersey. Give Cuomo another Emmy. Maybe he can break out his volcano again.

Meanwhile Neanderthal Texas and Florida are doing just fine.

Speaking of Florida, Governor DeSantis sez about passports Give me a break and he’ll be taking executive action against passports.

I never thought I would see my country sink so low. We just had a fake election and now we’re gonna have a Kung Flu Gestapo asking to see our papers so we can go on with our lives.

We’re doomed!