AOTW 12-31-2021

I’m giving it to President *. Look at all he’s accomplished in his first year in office. We went from being energy independent to once again relying on OPEC for oil. As a result, gas prices have skyrocketed. Thanks Biden voters.

Supply chain issues have resulted in empty shelves in supermarkets. Thanks Biden voters.

Inflation is at a 50 year high. Thanks Biden voters.

And now, after campaigning on “shutting down” the Kung Flu “and not the country”, and shutting down the country and not the Kung Flu, he just admitted that there is nothing the federal gummint can do and it’s up to the states. Thanks Biden voters.

It’s amazing how much damage this nitwit has done to the country in one year and we still have three more to go.

We’re doomed! Thanks Biden voters.

Here’s your award Joe, you colossal asshole..

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Ronsday – Fauci

Ron tells us how he really feels about that little twerp.

Faux Chi. Grease Us Twice ! What an arrogant ass.

He has completely negated what little remaining credibility the government, the health-care industries, and the media had in my mind about the sinogleep. I don’t believe anything that comes from any of ‘em any more. Period.

I am absolutely convinced that the US death-toll figures are not simply suspicious or misleading but outright lies. Last time I looked the number was around ¾ million deaths from covid.

Based on what I’m reading in a growing number of sources, that’s not only inflated but grossly overdramatized . . . for what, I’m not quite sure – I know it’s related to the obscene amounts of money big pharm is dragging in, and I’m reasonably confident it’s involved in a political plan for establishing some kind of “new normal” for US society.

Instead of somewhere just shy of 800,000, I’m gonna estimate the death count directly attributable to covid-19 (not just seasonal flu or other respiratory disorders) at somewhere below HALF that number, maybe closer to the figure libs have come up with as reward for trespassers coming here and forcing their children on US taxpayers.

The way I see it is that if you’re in fairly decent health, your chances of dying from covid itself are less than 1% overall, and in most cases that would be because whoever’s treating people refuse to use time-tested drugs such as ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine with basic common-sense stuff such as vitamins C and D.

Those most at risk are the obese, aged, and badly nourished who have pulmonary or cardiac problems. What it boils down to for everyone else, especially teenagers, healthy young adults, athletes, and most health-care workers is that NOT getting the vax gives you 100% immunity from the long-term side effects of the improperly tested mRNA invasion into your immune system and a 99.7% chance of recovering from the covid if you DO get it.

I’m in the greatest risk category, since I’m 81, smoked for 30 years, have a damaged heart, chronic hypertension, and am in 3rd stage kidney failure. Hell, I know SOMEthin’s gonna take me out one day, and if it’s quick, I really don’t much care which one does.

That little shit Faux Chi has changed his position on what’s going on and what we should do about it more times than a cottontail being chased by a beagle in a corn-stubble field will change direction.

His latest rant has him declaring that anyone who disagrees with him, even fully qualified doctors and other health-care workers, is denying science. He said, “I represent science, so when they refute me, they’re denying science.” Hey, some of those guys are real doctors actually treating real patients, not bureaucrats making half a mil per annum playing “technical advisor” and media whore.

Hard to believe an 80-yr-old twit who stands less than 5 ½ feet tall could tote that much arrogance and chutzpah. Of course he has to be in fairly good shape to be able to carry home that nearly half-million/annum salary he gets for spreading instantly stale bullshit around the capitol and the mainstream media.

He’s a puny little overpaid and out-of-touch bureaucrat in a lab coat who’s made a career out of destroying the careers of others in his field after stealing or vilifying their research. And then for over a year he luxuriated in the adoration of politicians and news organizations who genuflected every time he cleared his throat, so now he fully expects that treatment from everyone all the time.

He simply doesn’t get the truth of it all that he was elevated to stardom to be a burr under Trump’s saddle, but now Orangeman is gone and he sounds like Forest Gump explaining string theory to Lt. Dan.

I think he needs to re-read the stories of Oedipus, Icarus, Polonius, and Fredo Corleone, not to mention a Cuomo or two. He needs a double shot of humility followed by a nice tall glass of STFU.

As for Joey B, Kamelho, MaligNancy, and Schmucky, I prescribe 10 deep breaths in a bucket of chilled brine at the end of a pier overlooking Playa de los Muertos, Mexico. That’ll make ‘em right as rain again.

Joke Of The Week

The last one from Gary.

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.

The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there.

Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

The drunk mumbles, ‘Ain’t no use knockin’, there’s no paper on this side either.

Irony

The Karen telling the dude to mask up doesn’t have her mask on.

Her name is Patricia Cornwall and she was taken into custody by the FBI. Since she’s obviously a liberal Dimocrat she will prolly get off with a slap on the wrist. The FBI might even give her a medal.

Flying sure has turned into a pain in the ass. It sucked before the pandemic but now it is even worse. I drove out to Colorado when I was still skiing because flying sucked.

This bullshit occurred on a flight from Tampa to Atlanta. It’s too short of a flight to have to put up with this crap. She should have been duct taped to her seat with a strip of duct tape over her mouth.

Schandenboner Time

I’m laughing my ass off. Let’s go to Chicongo

Illinois Senate Majority Leader Kimberly Lightford (D) and her husband were victims of a carjacking Tuesday evening in suburban Broadview.

Now Philadelphia.

Rep. Mary Gay Scanlon (D-PA) was carjacked at gunpoint in Philadelphia and was left unharmed on Wednesday, her office said in a statement.

It’s nice seeing Dimocrat politicians getting mugged by reality. Alas it will do no good since they will continue to vote for the policies that created the crime and lawlessness.

Over on the left coast.

Private security contractors report that a recent string of high-profile retail robberies and home burglaries in upscale Los Angeles neighborhoods has caused a dramatic uptick in requests for their services and prompted many of their wealthy clients to change their routines out of a mix of caution and fear.

And I’ll bet most of these “wealthy clients” donate to and vote for Dimocrats.

Recent high-profile crimes involving the entertainment community include the Oct. 27 robbery of the Encino home of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Dorit Kemsley, resulting in the theft of $1 million in luxury handbags, jewelry, watches and other goods. Actor and former BET host Terrence Jenkins escaped a robbery attempt by a masked crew near his Sherman Oaks home on Nov. 10. Then Hollywood was shaken by the fatal shooting of 81-year-old philanthropist Jacqueline Avant (wife of legendary music exec Clarence Avant and mother-in-law to Netflix’s Ted Sarandos) during an attempted burglary at her Trousdale Estates home on Dec. 1; the perpetrator, recently paroled from state prison, was charged with her murder on Dec. 6.

High-profile heists have also occurred in the Fairfax district, where suspects in police-like uniforms followed victims from a restaurant, and in Hancock Park, where two men robbed a mother with her baby. Armed robbers crashed a holiday party in Pacific Palisades on Dec. 3 to strip revelers of jewelry, iPhones and an Apple watch. On Dec. 7, thieves heisted about $100,000 worth of jewelry and goods from guests held at gunpoint outside the InterContinental Los Angeles Downtown. And on the evening of Dec. 20, a man was arrested for attempting to burglarize a Bel Air mansion.

Good and hard.