Joke Of The Week

Another old folks joke from Gary.

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: ‘So I hear you’re getting married?’

‘Yep!’.

‘Do I know her?’

‘Nope!’

‘This woman, is she good looking?’

‘Not really.’

‘Is she a good cook?’

‘Naw, she can’t cook too well.’

‘Does she have lots of money?’

‘Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’

‘Well, then, is she good in bed?’

‘I don’t know.’

‘Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’

‘Because she can still drive!’

3 comments on “Joke Of The Week

  1. Damn. In a little over 5 years I’ll hit 80 and my hope is to still be ridin’ my own bike and my darlin’ bride will still wanna climb on behind me.

  2. That is not a joke in Sun City, AZ! Always amazes me to see women driving their husbands around, both of them wearing masks.

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