Another old folks joke from Gary.
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: ‘So I hear you’re getting married?’
‘Yep!’.
‘Do I know her?’
‘Nope!’
‘This woman, is she good looking?’
‘Not really.’
‘Is she a good cook?’
‘Naw, she can’t cook too well.’
‘Does she have lots of money?’
‘Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’
‘Well, then, is she good in bed?’
‘I don’t know.’
‘Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’
‘Because she can still drive!’
Damn. In a little over 5 years I’ll hit 80 and my hope is to still be ridin’ my own bike and my darlin’ bride will still wanna climb on behind me.
That is not a joke in Sun City, AZ! Always amazes me to see women driving their husbands around, both of them wearing masks.
Sounds like a valid reason to me!