His twelfth sonata.

Now on harpsichord.

One more redhead from Russ. (more…)

Oh great! If the Kung Flu weren’t bad enough, now we have Africans rioting in Minneapolis. They’re burning up their own neighborhoods. Guess who will have to rebuild them? Yep! We will. They also burned to the ground an affordable housing project. And they wonder why there is no affordable housing. They also wonder why there are food deserts. Because they burn the stores to the ground. There are your reparations right there. We have to pay every time the Africans get upset about sumpin’ and then riot.

And then we have politicans like this booger eatin’ moh-ron.

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey (D) requested on Thursday that “protesters” in the City of Lakes practice social distancing and wear masks to reduce coronavirus transmission. The municipal government claimed to provide hundreds of masks to the public for this purpose.

Let’s not bother to stop these thugs from destroying property. Let’s hand out masks so they can stay healthy while doing so. WTF?

Well you people in Minneapolis elected this dude so you deserve him. I have no sympathy for you people. You’re getting what you voted for, good and hard. And while you’re at it, why not import more people from Africa.

The New York Slimes (Motto: All the fake news that’s fit to print) has its panties in a wad over a bunch of people having a good time at Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri.

Officials in 2 states urged Memorial Day weekend visitors to Lake of the Ozarks to quarantine themselves after videos showed crowds defying Missouri’s social distancing guidelines https://t.co/EAhHU0iBfF

— The New York Times (@nytimes) May 26, 2020

From the article.

After large crowds gathered at the Lake of the Ozarks over the Memorial Day weekend in defiance of Missouri’s social distancing guidelines, officials in two states urged those visitors to quarantine for two weeks, or until they tested negative for the coronavirus.

The visitors “showed no efforts to follow social distancing practices,” the St. Louis County Department of Health said in a statement on Monday, issuing a travel advisory for people who had been to the popular destination spot.

Howza ’bout you assholes go fuck yourselves.

Video footage from one gathering showed a large crowd of people, most of them in bathing suits and without face masks, at a pool with music blaring overhead and yachts docked at a marina behind them. The videos spread widely on social media over the weekend.

“It’s irresponsible and dangerous to engage in such high risk behavior just to have some fun over the extended holiday weekend,” Lyda Krewson, the mayor of St. Louis, said in a statement on Tuesday.

OK Karen.

“Now, these folks will be going home to St. Louis and counties across Missouri and the Midwest, raising concerns about the potential of more positive cases, hospitalizations, and tragically, deaths,” she said. “It’s just deeply disturbing and threatens the progress we’ve all made together to flatten the curve.”

The Kansas department of health on Tuesday echoed that statement and urged state residents who had been there and did not observe social distancing practices to voluntarily self-quarantine for two weeks.

“The reckless behavior displayed during this weekend risks setting our community back substantially for the progress we’ve already made in slowing the spread of Covid-19,” Dr. Lee A. Norman, the agency’s secretary, said in a statement. “If you traveled to Lake of the Ozarks over the weekend, we urge you to act responsibly and self-quarantine to protect your neighbors, co-workers and family.”

You assholes need to get a grip. These kids were out in the sun, which is the safest place to be since sunlight kills the virus. They are all young which means they are prolly safe.

And rather than worry about Missouri, maybe the New York Slimes (Motto: We won a Pulitzer for made up stories about Trump Russia collusion) should worry about New York and take Vito Cuomo to task for killing 10,000 old people in nursing homes.

And lets take a look at some Missouri statistics.

Total Kung Flu cases 12,990. Contrast that with New York cases: 376,277. (as of today’s stats on Worldometer

Cases per million: Missouri – 2117 New York – 19,342

Howza ’bout deaths? Missouri – 715 New York – 29,650

Deaths per million: Missouri – 116 New York – 1524

Missouri is doing just fine. New York on the other hand, fucked over the entire country. If only we had built a wall around the city like in Escape From New York. And it was New Yorkers fleeing the city who spread the virus to neighboring states.

Remember all of those kids on spring break who crowded the beaches and who were supposed to spread the Kung Flu? Didn’t happen did it? If you are under 50 the chance of you dying from the Kung Flu is about the same as getting struck by lightning.

I’m glad to see the kids partying at Lake of the Ozarks. I’m even more glad to see them in a pool since the Lake has become so polluted the E Coli levels are sometimes very high.

Back in the 70’s I had a cabin at the Lake and used to go down there often during the summer to go water skiing. Back then the roads down to the Lake were all gravel. Now they are all asphalt. The marina where I would launch my boat is now condos. The way everything has been built up it’s now like the Lake is a suburb of St. Louis, even though it’s 160 miles away. In the 70’s there were no McDonalds. The last time I drove through I saw at least three of them.

Lake of the Ozarks used to be country. Now it’s a city.

Memorial Day and Labor Day were always big holidays at the Lake. I never went down on those weekends. Too many boats out and the skiing was terrible. I always went the weekend before and the weekend after.

I see the 4th is over a weekend this year so the crowds at the Lake will be even larger than Memorial Day. Hopefully this Kung Flu bullshit will be behind us by then and we won’t have to put up with the Karens.

Ron on Gropey Joe.

Joseph Robinette Biden . . . more like Joe Tourette Psilocybin – – –

Sumboddy needs to check the batteries and resynch the system model code in Joe’s remote . . . he just can’t continue makin dumbass statements like this one, ‘specially after sayin that if black people can’t make up their minds to vote for him, then they “ain’t black.”

Former Vice President Joe Biden said Friday that something everybody in jail has in common is that they “can’t read.”

The presumptive Democratic presidential nominee told popular radio host Charlamagne Tha God that people in jail were “victims of abuse” and lack “job skills,” while discussing prison reform. Yeah, that’s Avenetti’s problem all right.

“Only a couple things everybody has in common in jail,” Biden said. “One is they were the victims of abuse or their kids were, or their mother was. Number two: can’t read. Number three: they don’t have any job skills, they were in a position where they didn’t get a chance.” Like Bernie Madoff, right, Joe?

I’m not even gonna get into how lamebrained that is. I mean, I’m sure that’s not how he wanted it to come out, and he very likely intended, vote pimping, to imply that many prisoners, especially blacks, are in fact victims as well as perps.

With Corn Pop and the gang.

But he just can’t control his speech center, so like an undisciplined spoiled kid it just blurts out whatever it’s feeling at the time without considering tone, accuracy, content, audience or consequences.

Joe’s prob’ly not a bad guy at heart, but he’s a walking malaprop, a garbling dork, a brain farter, a dopamine-deprived dope, an unconscious Tourette dweeb. His higher-order cerebral functions stopped developing before he was 15.

Hard for me to believe the DNC hasn’t announced his “sudden illness” or “minor stroke” or “psychotic episode” and replaced him with a black Spanish-speaking transsexual lesbian Muslim.

He’s lucky Hillary’s not in charge of the DNC; he’d have committed suicide months ago. There is NO FREAKIN WAY he’s capable of handling anything more complex than a plate of nachos and a near-beer, given plenty of napkins are available.

What’s even harder to comprehend is that ANYone is still supporting his PotUS campaign and actually making excuses for his gaffes and foxpaws. But if he runs against OrangeManBad he’ll get at least 60,000,000 votes. Un-fucking-believable. I wonder if he has to be reminded to change his Depends every now and then.

Here’s the article where I found the material in quotes above. Don’t bother . . . that’s about all that’s there except for a buncha ads and some fotos. W. A. S. F. if he is elected.

From my friend Phil.

During a dull DNC dinner, Mrs. Biden leaned over to chat with Chuck Schumer.

“I bought Joe a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Joe has already taught him to say over two hundred words!”

“Very impressive,” said Chuck, “but, you do realize he just speaks the words. He doesn’t really understand what they all mean.”

“Oh, I know”, replied Mrs. Biden, “but neither does the parrot.”

A great holiday! It’s the start of summer. Unfortunately, we didn’t have and Indy 500 yesterday due to the Kung Flu. Fuck you China! And fuck you New York for being the epicenter of the virus in this country. It was because of you that the country was shut down. You fucked up Easter and Memorial Day.

At least there are some good war movies on television. TCM had The Great Escape, The Dirty Dozen, and the Battle of the Bulge. I’m in the middle of watching it now so this ends this post.

World War II was the last war that Hollywood was on our side. Since then they’ve been a bunch of traitorous bastards.

From Jane Austen.

This is how you do a heavy metal ballad. Tipton’s solo is awesome! Tipton is a really underrated guitarist. He also wrote most of their songs. So sad that he has Parkinson’s.

His eleventh sonata.

And now on harpsichord for which it was written.