She’s Running

Yep Crooked Cankles is running. She’s tanned and rested ready to take on the Orange Man. No grind of primary debates and no campaigning. She’s saving all of her energy for the general election.

Are Dimocrats really so delusional that they think a befuddled old man who doesn’t know what day it is, what state he’s and and can’t tell his wife from his sister will be able to stand up to Trump in a debate?

The left tells us that all it is is a stuttering problem. Yeah. Sure. Nice excuse. It’s a mental deterioration problem and they know it.

Biden is a stalking horse. If his mental decline continues, the DNC will have to force him out. They can’t let Sanders win and Chief Sitting Bullshit is a joke. That leaves the PIAP ready to waddle to the rescue.

You notice they’re already doing damage control with BJ saying that he used Monica to “help anxieties”. Geez BJ, you had a wife for that but you prolly haven’t had sex with her since Spawn of Clinton was born. Cankles did her duty by producing a child so you three could play all-American family.

They know Trump will throw Bill’s peccadilloes out there so they’re getting them out now to try to inoculate Granny Botox.

Crooked Cankles has just gone through another round of plastic surgery. I’m sure she’s getting Botox injections as well.

So the DNC will rig the convention so neither Biden nor Sanders gets a majority of votes on the first ballot. Or maybe right before the convention Biden drops out (or drops dead). His wife won’t like it but if his mental decline continues she won’t have much choice. Keeping him in the race amounts to cruelty to a senior citizen.

When that happens, Felonia Von Pantsuit will come riding in on (or under) a white horse to save the day. She won’t be worn out from campaigning. She’ll be ready to take on Trump.

She’s running. The big question is whether the DNC will turn to her or not.

I wonder if Tom Perez wants to commit Arkancide.

Saturday Guitar

I’ve fallen in love with Scarlatti keyboard sonatas and I’ve decided to try to find as many as I can, in order, transcribed for guitar. Here’s the first one.

Now here it is on harpsichord, the instrument it was prolly played on in Scarlatti’s time.

Claudia, did you ever play any of Scarlatti’s sonatas?

AOTW 3-6-2020

Listen to this asshole.

He is threatening federal officials. That’s a crime. It even made Justice Roberts mad and he chastised Schmuckie. Of course Schmuck, being a Dimocrat, made a non-apology apology and said he got a little carried away. Yeah sure.

Dimocrats really care about people like the Denver councilcritter who thought it was a good idea to go to a MAGA rally if you have the coronavirus. They claim Trump preaches hate but the only hate I hear and see comes from Dimocrats. It was a Bernie Bro who shot Steve Scalise. Antifa is the militant wing of the Dimocrat Party. It’s the modern version of the KKK which was also composed of Dimocrats.

So Schmuck Schumer, here’s your award. You earned it.

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Math Is Hard

The “party of science” fails at math. Brian Williams is too dumb to catch the error.

These are the people who call us dumb. These two prolly couldn’t even beat Wolf Blitzer on Jeopardy. SNL needs to put these two booger eatin’ moh-rons on Celebrity Jeopardy.

Yannow, I could really use that $1.53 from Mini-Mike.

Back To The Reservation


From my BIL.

So Chief Sitting Bullshit has just dropped out of the race. Kate McKinnon hardest hit. Poor Lizzie. She had her own little Trail of Tears at her press conference. Boo freakin’ hoo! Maybe now she can find that dumb twit who gave her half of her life’s savings, $3, and give her a refund.

Maybe it’s time for her to have a beer.

Chief Sitting Bullshit is prolly one of the few people even more annoying and less likable than Crooked Cankles. Her voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

I think it’s telling that in Taxachusetts, her home state, she finished third in the primary. These are the people who know her best. Of course, maybe they love her so much they want her to stay and not leave them to become president.

She was destroyed by Trump even before her campaign began when he started calling her Pocahontas. Then to prove that she was really part Injun she took a DNA test and that proved that she had been lying most of her professional life. All of the Indian, family lore bullshit was just that. Bullshit.

So long Chief. Your campaign is off to the happy hunting ground where it belongs. You won’t be missed.

Now it’s the “Get off my lawn!” primary with too old geezers fighting it out. One’s a rat bastard commie and the other doesn’t know what day it is, what state he is in and can’t tell the difference between his wife and his sister. Fortunately, the Dimocrats have Hollywood and Silicon Valley on their side. I fully expect there to be a CGI Biden by the time of the Dimocrat Convention.

Ronsday – The Race So Far

Ron on where the Dims are now.

Started a rant yesterday but it ran away with itself, got all pedantic and didactic and hypercritical of academics and scholastics. Idea was that we can’t trust anything that comes out of D.C., and 50 years from now, people won’t be able to trust the history books.

ā€˜Course we can’t trust the damned things now, ā€˜cause any history is automatically biased since the winners get to write it and it never makes it to print without a buncha sensationalizing, romanticizing, and editorializing to give it pizzazz.

Dropped it into my ā€œBSā€ folder to play with some rainy day and got back into the murky waters of Murkan swamp politics. One could talk all day ā€˜bout how the DNC is gonna screw Bernie, the Israel-hatin Jew, out of the nomination.

My problem with him, other than the fact that he’s a frikkin loon, is that he’s always jabbin that limp finger at the audience as if he’s making THE most significant point in human history since the discovery of fire.

Dammit, Bernie . . . and Fauxcahontas, too . . . generally speaking, Murkans don’t particularly cotton to cranky old men or bitchy old women who flap their arms and point fingers at them and criticize their lifestyles and condemn their judgment.

And Biden, whom the Dems are likely gonna support with everything they got to keep Balmy Bernie from grabbin the brass ring . . . aside from bein brain dead, Gropey Joe is in remarkably good health for a man well past his use-by date. At least he’s had fewer heart attacks than the Green Mountain Grinch.

And speakin of history . . . Biden can’t remember what state or city he’s in most of the time, or even what office he’s campaigning for. I can’t wait for him to tell an audience about the time he was PotUS and saved the country from a swarm of mutant radioactive giant beetles from England by boring them to sleep with slides from his trip to the Congo to save the tiger from extinction.

Oh, Bloomberg – so easy to forget the political nebbish. His poll numbers are artificially inflated, and at this point he’s basically a phantom candidate outside of NYC, an unknown quantity like a mystery guess on a guessing-game TV show, despite his mega-millions spent on saturating the airwaves with exaggerations about his accomplishments as mayor and his lies about Trump.

Mini-Mike, AND Lyin Liz, both lose a helluva lotta sleep worryin that someone somewhere is having fun, eating things that aren’t good for their health, drinking large containers of sugary drinks, watching other candidates hold rallies and give speeches, going to work and MAKing things work without some self-annointed savior tellin ā€˜em they’re doin it all wrong.

Then of course there’s always Her Rotten Heinous, circling the Milwaukee Convention venue like a buzzard, watching the roadkill and preparing to swoop down on day 3 and snatch the whole kit ā€˜n’ kaboodle for herself.

Sheesh! HRC is that suspicious blob of stuff in the warped snap-lid container with the confusing scrawl on the label in the back of the bottom shelf of the backup fridge in the garage that nobody remembers ever seeing or tasting, but someone wants to warm it up in the microwave and try it.

Biden’s basically the same stuff, but in a cleaner ZipLoc mistakenly labeled ā€œNo Malarkeyā€ and sitting on the middle shelf of the main fridge in the somebody else’s kitchen, so it’s prob’ly good, right?

I donno . . . maybe I’m just a pessimist or somethin, but I simply don’t see why we need to change what’s workin. I mean, the paradigm set up 250 years ago worked pretty well, up until the time Hillary lost the election because she’s a sodden twit so now we hafta change all the rules.

Kinda doubt that most cogent moderately educated adults want to restructure the SCotUS, cancel business owners’ right to refuse service to anyone, ban all fracking and new oil exploration, grant amnesty to uncountable millions of unregistered aliens, do away with borders, abolish the electoral college, and provide government-funded abortions on demand for whomever whenever, along with free college, free health care, and subsidized housing for ā€œrefugees.ā€

Then again, maybe I’m right and it’s TIME for the decision on whether to go with Jefferson and Adams and Franklin or with Chavez and Castro and Ortega. Bernie VS Orangeman would purty much set that in concrete for a while, n’est ce-pas?

They Hate Us! They Really Hate Us!

There is no hate like leftist hate. For example.

DENVER (KDVR) – Denver Councilwoman Candi Cdebaca is getting blowback over a controversial tweet sent on Friday.

Cdebaca reposted a tweet that said, ā€œFor the record, if I do get the coronavirus I’m attending every MAGA rally I can.ā€

Cdebaca responded by tweeting, ā€œ#Solidarity Yaaaas!!ā€

Yep! She wants Trump supporters to get the coronavirus. This is the tolerant, inclusive, compassionate left.

And remember, it’s the Bernie Bros who want to round up conservatives and put them in gulags and reeducation camps.

And another call to assassinate the president on Saturday Night Live.

Do you remember conservatives calling for the assassination of Obungler? Nope. But when there is a Republican president there are all sorts of assassination fantasies on the left. They did it with Bush 43 and they are doing it with Trump. Sick.

The rat bastard commies hate us. They really hate us. I never thought I would see an America like this.

Vote as if your life depended upon it because it does.