This week’s asshole is the new Michael Avenatti, Mark Zaid, the lawyer for the whistleblower, Eric Ciaramella. Psssst! The whistleblower’s name is supposed to be a secret but everyone knows who it is. Anyhoo, Zaid tweeted as far back as 2017 that “the coup has started”. Remember Avenatti was the creepy porn lawyer. Zaid is the creepy pedo lawyer. He really had a thing for watching Disney girls on YouTube. Trump really is lucky in his enemies.

Update: Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself.

So, I was reading the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation the other day and came across an article about us leaving the Paris agreement, yannow, that agreement that sez we need to kill our economy as a sacrifice to Gaia. What’s funny about this agreement is no one is living up to it yet we are being castigated for leaving it. Also funny is the country that is cutting emissions the most is the Untied States. Yannow why? Because we are now converting our power plants to natural gas. Guess why we have so much natural gas? Because of fracking. Guess what the rat bastard commies in this country want to ban? Fracking.

Anyhoo, this article is from the Associated Press and was written by some booger eatin’ moh-ron named Seth Borenstein. This is the second article I’ve read by this dipwad in which he reports global warming bullshit as fact. For example:

Climate change,largely caused by the burning of coal, oil, and gas has already warmed the world by 1.8 degrees since the late 1800s, caused massive melting of ice globally, triggered weather extremes, and change ocean chemistry.

Didja know that in 1100 BC the earth was warmer than it is now? Where were all of the burning of coal, oil and gas back then? It was also pretty warm in 1300 AD when the Vikings reached North America. No big burning of fossil fuels then. The planet has been warming since the Little Ice Age in the 17th Century. The climate runs in cycles and carbon has nothing to do with it. CO2 is such a small amount of the gas in the atmosphere (.04 percent) that it’s impossible for it to have any effect upon climate. It’s that big yellow ball up in the sky that controls the climate.

Here’s another howler.

And scientists say, depending on how much carbon dioxide is emitted, it will only get worse by the end of the century with temperatures jumping by several degrees and the oceans rising by close to three feet.

Three feet? Holy crap! Bring it on! Flood New York, LA, and San Fagcisco! JHFC! That three foot rise of the oceans was debunked long ago but that doesn’t stop this asshat from putting it in this story. I’m surprised that he didn’t throw in Michael Mann’s discredited hockey stick.

And the Fake News Media wonder why we don’t take them seriously.

Ron’s weekly rant.

IMO the Dems are firing wildly at their own collective foot. They’re more interested in what they consider “winning,” which translates into “get rid of Trump,” and not what’s good for the nation.

This shampeachment tour de farce might very well blow back and make them look like Trudeau at a masque. What they don’t seem to comprehend is that Bernie is a loon, Warren is a fraud, and Biden has been ignoring his “Check Engine Soon” light for the last decade.

The gorge between Libs and Conservatives has widened to the point of unbridgeability. Odds on any hope of reconciliation between Ds and Rs are worse than Al Sharpton’s making sense.

The Dems’ don’t necessarily like success for the country, only for themselves in terms of controlling everything. To consider nominating geriatric has-beens based on nothing but name-recognition and polls is selfish, childish, and foolish.

Were they in the least patriotic, they’d find someone who honestly champions national security, economic stability, and a sense of good order and discipline, not simply some “No-Trump” gaffemeister or socialist loon or lying self-promoter.

Gropey Joe would be 78 on inauguration day if he wins in 2020. Good grief, I know for certain that at 78 I was nowhere near as sharp as I was 30 years ago. And I don’t make nearly as many foxpaws and missteps and brain farts as he does. Dems are banking on selling the idea that Biden’s gaffes aren’t as bad as Trump’s tweets.

I’m not sure he’d make it thru his first term. In fact, I doubt he can make it thru a typical potus day without at least 2 power naps. And Lizardbreath . . . Holy Cats – her plan for fixin thangs is eliminating carbon emissions from all autos, houses, and electricity generation.

Her strategy for funding her socialist ideas on health care, education, and other Marxist issues is to use all the wealth created by 200 years of capitalism and make all the billionaires and multi-millionaires homeless.

No, they’re just addicted to the taste of power and can’t bear the idea of sharing it with anyone they don’t like, no matter how well the economy or national security or personal income have improved under his management. And the second in line for the PotUSy, SanFranNan, has pixie dust collecting in her cerebral synapses.

The thing is that Nan and Schmuck and Schiffty and the Bronx Barmaid and all the rest claim that DJT is “out of control.” Well, yeah . . . he’s out of THEIR control and they can’t deal with it except by politically rubbing him out like a pharaoh defacing all his predecessor’s PR glyphs.

The problem is that the people who believe that DJT is mentally unbalanced are convinced that guns kill people, that climate change is caused by humans, that illegal immigrants aren’t breaking any laws, that there are several more than 2 genders, that Obamacare is a good thing, that raising taxes improves the quality of life, that kneeling during the anthem and burning the flag are o.k., that it’s o.k. to impeach a president because he hurt your feelings, and that abortion is authorized by the US Constitution.

The road to hell is paved with political correctness and lighted by abortion-clinic beacons, gun-control signs, articles of impeachment, and sanctuary-city markers. And we’re careening along it with the pedal to the metal and a tank full of hi-octane hate Trump elixir.

Y’know what, gang . . . if I were the owner of the Washington Redskins, I’d change the name. By that I mean I’d drop the “Washington” because the association is so damned embarrassing.

Heh. Heh. George sent me this one.

Poor little Gretard. She’s stranded.

Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg is looking to the world for suggestions as to how she can re-cross the Atlantic after next month’s U.N. climate summit in Chile was unexpectedly scrapped.

The 16-year-old made it from Sweden to California by yacht, train and electric car before Chile’s government announced it was canning the summit because of political unrest in the South American nation.

And where was the event moved to?

The COP25 summit will now be held in Spain and she is pleading for public help to make the 6000-mile trip through carbon-free modes of transportation.

Maybe she can swim across the ocean. Or howza ’bout a rowboat?

As #COP25 has officially been moved from Santiago to Madrid I’ll need some help,” Ms Thunberg tweeted from Los Angeles.

“It turns out I’ve travelled half around the world, the wrong way.”

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now you’re stuck in the US. Where’s that yacht you used to get here?

Thunberg refuses to fly because of the carbon emissions involved.

Of course that didn’t stop the crew of the yacht from flying home thus offsetting the carbon emissions she “saved”. Gretard, you are such a young stupid tool.

Her cry for assistance Friday came after she spent time with Hollywood actor Leonardo DiCaprio discussing ways and means to help the world struggle through what they claim is a “climate and ecological emergency,” as Breitbart News reported. DiCraprio called her a “leader of our time” and revealed they have made “a commitment to support one another.

Ah yes. Leo the climate hypocrite who flies everywhere on his private jet. The Gretard should look at him and say, “How dare you!”

Thunberg was in Los Angeles to attend a student demonstration for climate change. She also appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, which tapes in nearby Burbank.

On the Ellen show, Thunberg was asked if she would ever sit down face-to-face with U.S. President Donald Trump to examine her climate activism.

“I don’t understand why I would do that,” Thunberg told DeGeneres, to loud applause from the studio audience. “I think it would be a waste of time really.”

Yep because Trump would prolly pat you on the head and tell you to go back to school and learn some science.

Here’s a suggestion fro the Gretard.

#GoGretaGo pic.twitter.com/FQAQIRXK6K

— Corvus (@derKolkrabe) November 1, 2019

Some post Halloween puns from Jane Austen.

Wow! Just wow! I’ll bet this dude practiced his scales a lot.

Because of all the latest clobal warming climate change (record low set in Utah) here’s a snow bunny coming in from the cold. (more…)

This week I’m giving it to Speaker Blinky. Every time I hear her talk about the Constitution it makes me want to hurl especially since she and the rest of the Dimocrat Party spend most of their time trying to subvert it. Someone on Twatter wrote that listening to Blinky talk about the Constitution is like listening to BJ Clinton talk about chastity. I’m willing to bet that if you waved a copy of the Constitution in front of her she would break out in flames.