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AOTW 9-13-2019

Dimocrats showed last night why they should never be allowed to run the country. They all want to wreck the economy and destroy healthcare.

How much longer can Biden last? Last debate one of his eyes started bleeding. This debate he almost lost his teeth. Next debate he’ll start drooling.

Dimocrats: We don’t want to take your guns we just want common sense gun laws.

Beto: We want to take your guns. He means it. If he has his way, the gummint will confiscate AK-47s and AR-15s.

Molon labe, asshole!

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Dodged A Bullet

Always let the woman speak first.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I was not expecting that. How many of you thought he had a ring in his pocket?

Seeing her in that dress, I can certainly understand what he saw in her. I enjoyed watching her walk to the table. Turns out she’s nothing but a bitch with boobage.

Ronsday – Dimocrats And The Fake News Media

Ron rants

Still stiff & sore today . . . recovery time from dismantlin trees ain’t what it usedtabe. Found Monsterdawg under the dining room table around 0400 and suggested we go for a walk, but he just laid his head back down and sighed, which I took as a “No.” So I did a small bike ride insteada walkin. No idea why HE’s tired.

Got to ponderin ‘bout an article I read last nite referencing a poll indicating that young people today aren’t much interested in having babies, borders, capitalism, patriotism, religion, or other things which have mostly contributed to this country’s successes.

Makes me wonder if les leftistes have considered the cause-effect of teaching a generation to hate America and then expecting them to defend the place when it becomes necessary. Finally decided on an update of an old saw: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make Democrats.

See . . . when they campaign for higher taxes (which won’t bother them any ‘cuz they’re all zillionaires) . . . when they demand gun control (which won’t affect them ‘cuz they ain’t gonna give up theirs, OR their armed bodyguards) . . . when they advocate more gummint as the solution to all our problems (which won’t cramp their style ‘cuz they don’t play by the same rules we hafta) . . . when they propose multi-trillion giveaway programs (which won’t cost them anything more than what they already pay) . . . they just don’t see that they’re sowing those same crops that caused that li’l kerfuffle back in 1776.

Betcha not a single one of the left-wing PotUS wannabes can name one single thing that government has made cheaper and more efficient. NONE of ‘em seem to realize that nearly all the crime, AND homelessness, problems in this country are a direct result of single-parent families, drugs, the gangs resulting from those two factors, and a sympathetic court system which refuses to do anything about them.

Here’s a li’l list of realities for ‘em to chew on:

Except in very rare cases, abortion is not healthcare, especially for the fetus.

Protecting your borders is not racist, even if you’re under attack by MauMaus.

By themselves, facts are not hateful; only when they’re used out of context.

Anyone who’s read history realizes that Islam is NOT a peaceful organization.

The only thing “fair” about socialism is that everybody is equally miserable.

Making a profit from honest labor or trade is not always greed.

Many good things in life are free, but freedom can be very costly.

Ignorance isn’t necessarily blissful; often it’s expensive and even deadly.

Life is easy only if you’re lucky, and very few of us are.

And their enablers, their propaganda arm, the leftwing media – especially dipwads such as CNN’s Stelter – you know, those blowhard talking heads who like to call themselves journalists, reporters, commentators . . . Sheeesh! Here’s the Democrats’ new symbol:

Problem is that they’re not reporting but propagandizing. They’re not analysts and they’re not commenters in the classic sense, merely political activists operating on the mistaken notion that sensationalizing exaggerations and outright lies about PotUS will increase their viewer base. I saw Shep Smith today almost giddy at the prospect of Trump’s tariff strategy failing and bringing us to deep recession.

So, I’m convinced that turning off the news except for local weather, traffic, and general info and basically minimalizing ALL reporting of shootings, rapes, terrorists, fads, hip-hop, and rap “music” would reduce crime by at least 20% in a coupla years.

NEVER show the pic of a mass murderer or bomber or terrorist. Simply report that a severely damaged person caused deaths or injuries of innocent people because he didn’t get things HIS way in life. Mention the city or region, but no specifics. Local news agencies can post names of people or businesses affected, but nobody gets romanticized or famous or even notorious for it.

By all means say that the shooter or bomber or rapist or whatever was killed, after being castrated with a 7-iron by unidentified citizens, and his body was fed to hogs on a local farm. Report it once. No more. The only people who need to be identified are identity thieves and corrupt politicians. And we got plenty of those. To me, identity thieves are doing the same thing that kidnappers do, so they should get the same punishment.

And I STILL say that the victims or families of victims should have a voice in determining what happens to those who inflict pain or damage or loss or death upon innocents. As for crooks and assholes who have it coming, well . . . that’s another story. In some cases, maybe a certificate of achievement and public gratitude.

But, what do I know. Just that things used to be better when we didn’t focus on bizarre bathroom habits or sexual deviancy or gender confusion and families had meals together and listened to advice from the older generation and got dressed up on Sunday to go to church and socialize with other people instead of getting all their advice from social media and self-promoting talking heads who believe that white people are the cause of all the world’s problems and the US is the source of all international conflict.

9/11

We said we would never forget, but what did we do? We opened up our country to people like Illicit Omar and Rancida Tlaib. These are two Moslems who hate this country and everything it stands for but are allowed to serve in Congress. Of course they’re Dimocrats, the party that hates this country and everything it stands for. The party that is chipping away at the Bill of Rights, most notably the First and Second Amendments.

Never forget! Bah! We’ve already forgotten.

At least Trump celebrated by bombing ISIS.

The Return Of Jon Jerkoff

Abrams Tank ain’t gonna run for the Senate in 2020. But guess who will? Jon Jerkoff. Remember him? He’s the dude who came from out of nowhere ran in the special election for Tom Price’s seat when Price resigned to become Secretary of HHS.

Former congressional candidate Jon Ossoff said he will challenge Republican U.S. Sen. David Perdue and “mount a ruthless assault on corruption in our political system” that’s prevented Congress from addressing urgent issues.

What? He’s gonna go after Dimocrats?

The Democrat told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution he would “raise a grassroots army unlike any this state has ever seen” by expanding the network of supporters who helped him raise roughly $30 million in a 2017 special election he narrowly lost.

Narrowly lost? He lost by 4 points. That was the most expensive campaign for a House seat. One of the reasons he lost was he was a carpetbagger and voters in the district realized that most of his money came from out of state. If he wins the primary, it will be the same thing. Of course, whoever wins the primary will rely on mostly money from out of state.

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The 32-year-old announced his Senate run in tandem with the highest-profile endorsement yet in the contest: U.S. Rep. John Lewis, the Atlanta Democrat and civil rights icon who said Ossoff “sparked a flame that is burning brighter than ever.”

Remember, you can’t say John Lewis without putting “civil rights icon” in front of his name. I think it’s in the AP style book or sumpin.

“Like the many thousands Jon has already organized and inspired, I am ready to work tirelessly to elect him,” said Lewis. “Georgia and America need Jon.”

Like we need a nuke dropped on us.

In an interview at his Grant Park home, Ossoff said his first act in the Senate would be to co-sponsor legislation that seeks to undo the Supreme Court’s Citizen United decision and allow new restrictions on corporate political donations.

But no restrictions on union contributions. Fortunately, the Senate will filibuster that or Trump will veto it so that won’t happen. Another Dimocrat wet dream down the drain.

He said he chose to run against Perdue rather than compete for the soon-to-be-vacated seat held by U.S. Sen. Johnny Isakson, who is stepping down at year’s end for health reasons, because Perdue “is one of the least effective and most out-of-touch members of the U.S. Senate.”

Translation: Purdue is not a RINO and he supports Trump.

Meanwhile, Jerkoff is a rat bastard commie who has nothing in common with the majority of people in Georgia. He also has to beat out at least four other Dimocrats who have actually won political office in Georgia.

Chief Sitting Bullshit

With the Fake News Media out to get Creepy Uncle Joe and Horizonal Harris fading it looks like the Fake News Media is pinning their hopes on Chief Sitting Bullshit. CSB is asking Thunder Rodent Thighs for advice.

Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren is seeking expert advice on how to defeat the remaining 2020 Democratic presidential nominees and, according to NBC News, she’s turned to failed 2016 nominee Hillary Clinton for advice.

She coulda just read her book.

Earlier reports indicated that Clinton, determined to re-litigate her 2016 defeat at the hands of then-New York real estate investor Donald Trump, had been reaching out to a potential 2020 candidates, offering her sage advice (though it’s not entirely clear she’s come to terms with precisely why she lost the contest herself). A handful of candidates reportedly took her up on her offer to chat, but Warren has, NBC says, kept an open line.

So one old hag is looking to another old hag for advice.

We dodged a bullet with Crooked Cankles. Can you imagine four years of that annoying voice lecturing us on how deplorable we are? Now imagine four years of CSB, with an even more annoying voice, doing the the same thing.

CSB is the annoying mother-in-law who hates your guts.

She’s the elementary school teacher that you hated.

I feel sorry for the poor schmuck who’s married to her. He has to be a pussy whipped soyboy.

She has promised to destroy the economy on her first day in office by banning fracking on public lands and banning offshore drilling. Fracking is what has made us the number one energy producing country in the world. Drill baby drill worked but that doesn’t stop CSB and all the Dimocrats from going after the oil companies.

Yannow, after she destroys the economy she’ll blame it on us deplorables while lecturing us in her annoyingt voice about how it’s all our fault.

She’ll go after our straws and cheeseburgers. She’ll go after our cars. It will be in the name of the Church of AGW. Gotta save the planet.

Of course, she’ll go after our guns. The hell with that pesky Second Amendment.

And she’ll constantly harangue us in that annoying voice. Think of four years of having to listening to that annoying voice over and over again.

Eeeeewwww! Make it stop!

Update: I forgot to include Crooked Cankle’s Indian name. It’s from a joke about her. After speaking to a group of Indians they told her her honorary Indian name was Walking Eagle. When asked about it later, one of the Indians said it was because a walking eagle was so full of shit it couldn’t fly.