Didja hear about Gillette?

Proctor and Gamble recently released its quarterly earnings report and things were mostly positive. Quarterly revenue was up, and the stock performed well above Wall Street estimates. Share prices rose to new highs as the company appears to be performing very strong.

Just not all of the company. Amid all of the great economic news there was one dark cloud:

And that dark cloud was?

So while the rest of the company is doing gangbusters the only sector seeing a massive loss was the Gillette division. The report mentioned a number of factors leading to the losses, such as foreign monetary rates and an overall slump in the grooming market.

So what happened with Gillette? Could it have been that stupid ad campaign that insulted all of its customers?

I can see it now. A Gillette executive called in one of his underlings.

“So Jenkins, what I want you to do is find some man hating feminist to design an ad campaign that makes men out to be pigs.”

“Right on it chief! That’s sure to sell a lot of products.”

The company that used to sponsor boxing on TV now tells men that they are a bunch of pigs in ads. What’s even funnier is that almost all of the pigs were white while the male voices of moderation were African. Maybe they could have gotten some of those African NFL players who beat up their wives and girlfriends to star in the commercials.

Needless to say, I’ll never buy another Gillette product.

But the Gillette boss is all in on this bullshit.

Gillette’s CEO and president, Gary Coombe, says that angering some consumers with its #metoo campaign was a “price worth paying” if it meant the brand could increase its relevance among younger consumers and turn around its falling market share.

Huh? WTF? Alienating your customers is a way to turn your sales around? What business school did this booger eatin’ moh-ron attend? And why does he still have a job?

Your job is not to increase relevance, your job is to increase sales. You failed. P & G stockholders should be demanding that this asshole be fired, just like Dick’s Sporting Goods stockholders should be demanding that their CEO be fired.

The CEO’s job should be to make money, not virtue signal.

Go woke, go broke.

I didn’t watch the debate clown show last night. I doubt if Ron did either but he does have some thoughts on Baltimore and the Dimocrat candidates.

Foot hurts this mornin. Decided not to take Monsterdawg for our pre-dawn excursion into Sweat City. Found a cinnabon and a Keurig pod of coffee beside the brewer – Sumatra Dark Roast. Never tried it before. Not bad.

So, with those poisons in my system, a rant was inevitable. Started out on a thesis of the latest outrage trigger – Trump’s telling the truth on Cummings’s ineptitude as a career politician.

I mean . . . made to order: DJT calls a spade a spade, so the MSM hurls the “RACIST!” spear at him. How fargin predictable – hell, anything generally known and fully understood by reasonable people about places such as Baltimore, Detroit, East L.A., Chicago, is racist, right?

Now, you realize, of course, that giant “woooosshhhh”ing sound you heard was the black people of Baltimore giving a massive community sigh of relief that Soundbyte Al is on his way like Mighty Mouse to “Save The Day” for rat-infested democorruption.

Yeah, that’ll fix it. Get the pro from Dover in there, the race hustler, the “I’m the reason black people can’t have nice things” pot-stirrer. Need a big-time race baiter? Call Al, the master baiter.

Cummings, of course, made his official response to the people of Baltimore concerning DJT’s remarks: If you like your rats and crime, you can keep your rats and crime.

MSNBC, the New York Slime, The View . . . every medium except “Fox’n’Friends” and every talking head except Rush Limbaugh joined in the chorus denouncing Trump as a racist for saying what Bernie and even the city council of Baltimore has said repeatedly about the place. Bernie likened it to a third-world shithole.

What great fun to call DJT names. Like Steyer, another billionaire running for high office. He considers his suspiciously profitable time as a self-made high-risk investment broker/banker qualification as the Left’s anti-Trump equivalent . . . that the Democrap party truly needs a candidate whose money-management record can cancel out DJT’s.

He says that Trump is a liar, a racist, a blowhard, and a bully and has spent millions on an impeachment campaign. He’s convinced that DJT is failing in China, North Korea, Iran, and that eventually the economic bubble he’s created will burst, sending the country into a deep recession.

Steyer is an environazi who would like to see billions of people eating seaweed and living in medieval conditions as penance for 100 years of burning fossil fuels, which he’s convinced will turn the planet into a hothouse before mid century.

Well, to me the prospect of a primary season in which the left-wing is salivating for a billionaire with no political bona fides is very much like the idea that the left’s 2020 herd most definitely needs inexperienced, unqualified, “Hey, why NOT me?” white men and testosterone-rich females with virtually no national name recognition.

Like DeBlasio. Good grief! The perfect incarnation of the vanity potus campaign. That guy has about as much skill at running things and as much chance of getting the nomination as I do of playing quarterback for the Chicago Bears.

If Bernie wins, we’ll have a Trump Versus Grump match-up in the SuperPoll. I mean, c’mon . . . a friggin socialist running as a tax-n-spend Democrat to “fix” the booming Trump economy? Rilly?

Warren? Shrieking Fauxcahontas? Gimme a break. And Harris? I can see the placards now: “I’m With Whore.”

Y’all know what this means, doncha? Think about it: Hillary is running.

Yep. And you just can’t hear her footsteps ‘cause she’s wearin Skechers Granny Slip-Ons.

I won’t be a’tall su-prized by a Hillary 4.0 sneak run at the PotUSy. No doubt exists in my mind that she’s arrogant and delusional enough in her megalomania to be working constantly toward setting herself up as the party’s savior if all the other 2020 candidates circle-shoot each other out of the running and it all winds up in a brokered convention.

The only candidate with more name recognition than hers is Gropey Joe, and all he can offer is an albino DingleBarry “for sentimental reasons” campaign. Bernie the Commie has made such a pest of himself that he ALMOST has their level of name recognition, but he’s clearly even more radical than Gillibrand, more phony than Booker, more goofy than Beto, and more delusional than Steyer.

But Steyer’s a billionaire, Harris and Warren are female, and Buttigieg is gay, all powerful factors where fund-raising, soundbytes, fe-e-e-e-lings, climate hysteria, and political correctness – the prime motivators for “progressives” – are concerned.

Though not by any means a given, we could see none of ‘em with enough primary support to go into the DNC jamboree, wherever they decide to have it, this time next year and win. In that case, most of the big names will have exhausted all their funding while HRC will have spent virtually nothing on campaign expenses.

She could watch ‘em slug it out ‘til the last moment while she sets up a “Draft Hillary” crusade and come swooping in like an Absolut Paladin with her Hurrycane and her Shower-Curtain muu-muu du jour to chants of “It’s STILL My Turn – I Still Have That Vagina” and grab the brass ring while wavin the chitlins and hot sauce to court the black vote.

Will it happen that way? Donno. But of the two dozen or so running at this moment, only a handful have even the slightest chance to get the nod with agitprops such as She Guevara and the down-with-Jews twins and the ever-vigilant MSM out there stirring the anti-Trump caldron with their open-borders ladles and rainbow-flag spatulas.

Of course if it’s HRC or Harris or even Lyin Liz, all DJT has to do is drop Pence and put Nikki Haley on the ticket. Pence is about as interesting as a garden hose during a thunderstorm. He adds as much to the Trump 2020 ticket as a pepperoncini adds to a bottle of Mad Dog Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce.

He’s probably a good guy with good morals and good ethics, but I doubt he could lead a posse of hungry cowboys to a Texas cookout. Doubt very much the RNC wants to groom him for 2024.

Still, at this juncture, there’s nobody on the left more thoroughly despised than HRC . . . ‘cept AOC, of course . . . and Nanzi. Hillary is a loser, at least a three-time loser. She’s undeniably an unindicted criminal with absolutely no moral quals, or qualms.

She drinks, she probably stinks, she swears worse than a career E-5 WestPac Bosun’s Mate, she can barely stand at a podium without assistance, and she can’t make it through a speech without a hacking fit worse than what the Chinese and Russians did with her illegitimate server while she was SecState.

She’s runnin, tho, ‘cuz she’s definitely a legend in her own mind and figgers since she won the popular vote last time, she can do it again and take the electoral college if she spreads enuf money around in a couple of the states she lost.

Don’t be soo-prized, y’all.

Didja hear the latest?

Politico has exposed the chaos within the Democratic Congressional Committee (DCCC) over the lack of diversity within the leadership ranks. Many members from the Congressional Black Caucus and Congressional Hispanic Caucus have expressed frustration with Chairwoman Cheri Bustos.

Now the DCCC, the primary fundraising arm for Democrats in Congress, has lost six of its tops aides.

The situation within the DCCC escalated so much that Busto returned to Washington, DC, this week during the six-week recess.

Yep! Must have Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) at all costs. That means all of you evil white people have got to go.

Politico reported late Monday night:

On Monday morning, Allison Jaslow, DCCC executive director and a close ally of Rep. Cheri Bustos (D-Ill.) — chair of the committee — resigned during a tense meeting at the party’s Capitol Hill headquarters. And in the next 10 hours, much of the senior staff was out: Jared Smith, the communications director and another Bustos ally; Melissa Miller, a top DCCC communications aide; Molly Ritner, political director; Nick Pancrazio, deputy executive director; and Van Ornelas, the DCCC’s director of diversity.

Jacqui Newman, the chief operating officer for the campaign arm, will serve as interim executive director and facilitate the search for a permanent replacement, Bustos said in a statement late Monday.

“Today has been a sobering day filled with tough conversations that too often we avoid,” Bustos said. “But I can say confidently that we are taking the first steps toward putting the DCCC back on path to protect and expand our majority, with a staff that truly reflects the diversity of our Democratic caucus and our party.”

So all of you white Dimocrats do you get it? You got all of these Africans and Latinos hating white people and guess what? You’re not exempt. They hate you too. You are losing control. Speaker Blinky is discovering that in the House and now you’re discovering that in the DCCC.

The DCCC held an emotional meeting on Friday. People who attended the meeting told Politico that “Jaslow cried as she assumed blame for the lack of diversity in the DCCC.”

Boo freakin’ hoo! What I like is that this is gonna put a bunch of incompetent Africans in charge, unless, of course, they are beat out by the Hispanics. They’re smarter than the Africans. But white people need not apply.

I, for one, am glad to see white Dimocrats getting bit in the ass by Diversity (All Hail Diversity!).

Yep! Right her in the United States we have a Third World shithole. Is it San Fagcisco where people shit on the sidewalk? Is it Los Angeles where there was a break out of typhus due to rats? Nope. This time it’s Baltimore which is the second most dangerous city in the country. St. Louis ranks first in per capita murders followed by Balitmore. And guess what? The most dangerous sections of St. Louis and St. Louis Country are represented by Lacy Clay, an African just like the most dangerous section of Baltimore is represented by another African Elijah Cummings.

In the case of Clay it’s like a dynastic congressional seat since his daddy held it before he did.

Anyhoo, pointing our what shitholes congressional districts that have African congresscritters is racist, dontcha know. Only in the America of today is telling the truth racist.

Trump pointing out that Elijah Cummings’ district is a rat infested shithole is racist, even though Cummings’ district is a rat infested shithole.

Speaker Antoinette Blinky supported Cummings and lashed out at Trump for calling Cummings district rat infested while dining at a five star restaurant in Venice. Let them eat pasta.

Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddie’s Fashion Mart Arson Sharpton rushed to Baltimore to call Trump a racist. Yeah Al, howza ’bout a photo op in the street with all the trash? You’ll feel right at home with the rats since you’re one yourself.

I’ve written many times about how the Dimocrats are the real racists. Their plan all along has been to keep blacks poor, uneducated, and dependent upon the gummint. The useful idiots in the Congresional African Congress are in on the scam. They get the African voters to send them to Congress where they live like kings and queens and do nothing for their constituents. Baltimore is a prime example. So is St. Louis. So is Detoilet. How many years did John Conyers serve in Congress? Howza ’bout Maxine Waters? She’s rich but her district is a shithole.

These assholes get elected by saying Republicans are evil racists. They’ll take away your food stamps. They’ll kick you out of your gummint housing. They’ll cut off your welfare. Meanwhile what do they do for their constituents? Nothing.

Baltimore is more dangerous than Mexico. But it’s racist to point that out.

Baltimore has more murders than New York, a city 14 time larger. But it’s racist to point that out.

Just what have the Dimocrats done for Africans? First they enslaved them. Then after Republicans freed them, Dimocrats kept them down with Jim Crow laws. It was a Dimocrat who beat up civil rights icon racist pig John Lewis on the Edmund Pettis Bridge. Scrambled his brain so much that he became a Dimocrat. A lot of his district is a shithole. It was the Republicans who passed the civil rights laws. Then LBJ came up with his Great Fucking Society and got them addicted to gummint handouts.

Most of the Congressional African Congress are a bunch of RWPPs. They take advantage of their own people to get elected and many of them become very wealthy. Their constituents? Nah!

If they really cared about their constituents, they would spend less time screaming racism and more time telling their people about getting an education. About taking responsibility for their own actions. About how to get out of poverty.

Nope. It’s easier to call their critics racists.

Meanwhile, their constituents live in Third World rat infested shitholes. They should be ashamed.

I’m talking to you Elijah Cummings.

From Russ P.

Heard this on the radio yesterday.

Taking a break from Bach. Here’s John Williams playing Rodrigo.

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Of course we had the House Dimocrats who had their hopes dashed by the Mueller testimony. Not to give up on beating a dead horse, they’re now gonna go after the grand jury testimony. I mean there has to be a pony in there somewhere.

But the clear winner this week is Erica Thomas. I wrote about her earlier this week. She is the African who accused a dude of telling her to go back where she came from. Then she recanted. Then she got a lwayer. Then she doubled down. Unfortunately for her, a Publix employee who witnessed the entire incident said it was she who told the dude to go back where he came from. What an asshole.

Ah, the poor Dimocrats. They were expecting so much from Muellermas and all they got was a lump of coal in their stocking. Of course, some liberal outlets tried to put the best face they could on it. For example, the headline in this AM’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation.

MUELLER BREAKS HIS SILENCE

A sub-headline.

Probe did not exonerate Trump, he testifies

Wow! Trump must be guilty of sumpin’.

Here’s some of Mueller’s testimony.

I heard part of it on the radio and it was like the dude didn’t even read his own report. Even with the Dimocrat members of the committees asking leading questions he was still clueless. Here’s Jerrold the Hutt Nadler.

Any other person who acted this way would have been charged with crimes.

Then how come Crooked Cankles hasn’t been charged? Oh. That’s right. She’s a Dimocrat rules are different for them.

And in this nation, not even the president is above the law.

Except for Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade. His crimes were worse than Watergate. Oh. That’s right. He’s a Dimocrat. Rules are different for them.

Director Mueller, we have a responsibility to address the evidence you uncovered.

What evidence?

You dudes lost a rigged election and you blew a rigged investigation. Your front man looked like a doddering old fool in those hearings. You’ve shot your wad. What next?

Oh noes! Now Hitler is pissed!

“Just wait for Rachel Maddow. She’ll know what to do.” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!