The Lolita Express

I see that pedophile Jeffrey Epstein was just arrested. Dimocrats are worried.

Christine Pelosi, a Democratic National Committee official and daughter of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, warned conspicuously on Saturday evening that it is “quite likely that some of our faves are implicated” in the “horrific” sex-trafficking case against politically connected financier Jeffrey Epstein.

Epstein is due in court following his sudden arrest Saturday in New York on new sex-trafficking charges involving allegations dating to the early 2000s, according to law enforcement officials. He has been accused of paying underage girls for massages and sexually abusing them at his mansion in Palm Beach, Fla., and in New York City. His 72-acre private estate on the Virgin Islands, a home said to be nicknamed “Orgy Island,” also has been under scrutiny.

“This Epstein case is horrific and the young women deserve justice,” Pelosi tweeted. “It is quite likely that some of our faves are implicated but we must follow the facts and let the chips fall where they may – whether on Republicans or Democrats.”

Hmmmm. I wonder if one of those “faves” could be BJ. Nah. He claimed he only took four trips on Epstein’s jet and we all know that BJ wouldn’t lie, would he.

Former President Bill Clinton was a much more frequent flyer on a registered sex offender’s infamous jet than previously reported, with flight logs showing the former president taking at least 26 trips aboard the “Lolita Express” — even apparently ditching his Secret Service detail for at least five of the flights, according to records obtained by FoxNews.com.

Clinton’s presence aboard Jeffrey Epstein’s Boeing 727 on 11 occasions has been reported, but flight logs show the number is more than double that, and trips between 2001 and 2003 included extended junkets around the world with Epstein and fellow passengers identified on manifests by their initials or first names, including “Tatiana.” The tricked-out jet earned its Nabakov-inspired nickname because it was reportedly outfitted with a bed where passengers had group sex with young girls.

Once again, we know BJ is guilty as hell but nuttin’ is gonna happen. Just like Crooked Cankles he is too big to jail and he will skate like he has for all of his political career. It’s a shame since both he and his wife belong behind bars.

I wonder if Epstein starts ratting out people like BJ he will suddenly commit Arkancide?

AOTW 7-5-2019

So much assholiness, so little time.

Justin Amash quits the Republican Party. Good riddance!

Charlottesville will no longer celebrate Jefferson’s birthday. Fuck you assholes!

US woman’s soccer team continues to show no class by taunting England by pantomiming drinking tea after scoring goal. I’m ashamed of these assholes.

AOC can’t tell the difference between a sink and a toilet.

Colon Crapperdick and Nike. ‘Nuff said.

I could go on and on but I think I’ll just stop and give the award to the fake Florida cowgirl.

Democrat Rep. Frederica Wilson said people who are “making fun” of members of Congress online should be “prosecuted.”

Screw that pesky 1st Amendment.

The Florida congresswoman made the comments on Tuesday outside of the Homestead Temporary Shelter for Unaccompanied Children in her home state.

“Those people who are online making fun of members of Congress are a disgrace, and there is no need for anyone to think that is unacceptable [sic],” Wilson said.

“We’re gonna shut them down and work with whoever it is to shut them down, and they should be prosecuted,” she added. “You cannot intimidate members of Congress, frighten members of Congress. It is against the law, and it’s a shame in this United States of America.”

No you constitutionally illiterate shrew. It is not against the law. Dumb twits like you and AOC deserve to be mocked. Both of you are laughingstocks. And if you want to make it against the law to mock congresscritters, it will also be against the law to mock the president. That means that you and a bunch of your friends will wind up in prison.

You are a stupid, fucking asshole and your mother dresses you funny.

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Ronsday – Polytix And Phobias

Ron’s latest.

Y’know . . . Al Gore got what was wunsapponatime a prestigious award for world-class scaremongering: the Alfred B. Nobel prize — for exaggerating and exploiting dissertations from wannabe scientists in the category of climate hysteria.

And then DingleBarry was awarded one for doing absolutely nothing except capitalizing on white guilt, having anemic levels of melanin, reading from teleprompters, and living with a woman whose life was dedicated to destroying the fashion industry.

What they SHOULDA got was not the Alfred B. Nobel reward for performance, but the Alfred E. Neuman award for insignificance.

And I am awestruck by the prophetic appearance of Pete Buttigieg on the 1956 cover of MAD magazine issue # 30. How dey do dat? Predict the emergence of a guy on the national stage who wouldn’t even be conceived for another 25 years? Amazing!

Gotta say . . . it’s really difficult to avoid commenting on the state of Murkan politics. I mean . . . they make it so goddam EASY. JHC, every single one of the Dem potus wannabes has said – FOR THE RECORD – they’d tax legal citizens to provide entitlements to alien parasites, drunk drivers, Spanish-only speakers, and gang-bangers.

Well, I’m still not gonna pay attention to any of it ‘til about 14 months from now, 60 days or so before the election. By then we’ll have forgotten about at least 20 of the wannabes and won’t even remember anything they said or did. I ain’t gonna waste my time ‘til I hafta decide which one of ‘em I’m gonna vote against in the genelec.

Innerestin, tho, how in their insane drive to outdo each other with negatives and show how brilliant they are, publish-or-perish “journalists” are attacking Joe Biden from every conceivable angle. The left still wants a second “first” in the form of a female potus and clearly are leaning toward a tanned one just like their first “first.” So Gropey Joe has to go.

Might be tasty pudding a year from now to see how they spin it if he gets the nod over Horizontal Harris and they hafta drag him out from under the bus and restore him to presidential cogency, relevancy, and competency.

While I refuse to watch or listen to political “debates” on either end of the spectrum, the pretension and pomposity and bolshevism are hard to avoid; they’re in the air constantly, making it impossible to turn on the TV and not hear some stupid remark by some vapid panderer trying to remember which side of his/her mouth to speak from to bullshit the audience du jour.

The great majority of the pretenders in the Democrat race for the nomination are apparently cursed with some kind of phobia . . . something like acumenophobia (the fear of sound judgment, common sense, and logic).

AOC, Omar, and Tlaib, who aren’t in the race for potus but will need to campaign for re-election, are victims of legitophobia, I believe – a fear of being right about things.

And speaking of right, the hate-trump mania exhibited by virtually all Democrats is obviously a manifestation of dextrophobia – the fear of anything to the right. (That’s a legitimate one, BTW – not one I made up.)

Congress, of course, has an epidemic of referendophobia, which is a fear of voting. In fact, the US Congress has become a jobs program for people who specialize in overseeing, investigating, and writing reports and rules for managing problems. It’s not logical to expect such people to actually SOLVE the problems ‘cause then they’d be out of a job.

Today’s LGBTQ community is ridden with ordinarophobia, or the fear of being ignored and relegated to political insignificance, as is fitting for a mob of noisy demanding incongruents who don’t like anything anyway.

One other fear which SHOULD be pandemic but for some odd reason isn’t even on many people’s radars is trepidophobia, another word for fear of Muslims.

Most liberal talking points boil down to feeling morally superior to their opponents and using terms such as “racist” and “misogynist” to shut down discussion. See the irony in college snowflakes demanding “safe spaces” on their campuses but those same campuses can’t guarantee the safety of conservative speakers?

They keep telling us that “diversity is strength,” but discussing diverse ideas is strictly prohibited by liberals. I’m old enough to remember back when you could actually have an opinion of your own and express it publicly without offending anyone.

Might be intrestin, this next election. I’d LOVE to watch the massive simultaneous detonation and disintegration of 65 million libs’ heads if DJT gets 300 or more in the electoral college again.

Hard to choose . . . a healthy grey wolf howling at the full moon on a lonely hilltop or an unemployable MFA howling at the sky from a convention center littered with loser posters.

Comedy Becomes Reality

I can remember when this was comedy.

Now, not only do Dimocrats want men to have babies, they want them to have abortions as well. Ask Julian Castro.

BTW, transgenderism is a mental disease. You don’t need to have your dick chopped off or have one added, you need to have your head examined. Unfortunately, psychology has become woke and no longer thinks so.

We’re doomed!