AOTW 5-31-2019

Too many assholes, so little time.

Mueller is a major league asshole. He issued his report. That should have been it but he had to make some stupid statement. No we didn’t find anything incriminating but that does’t mean the president wasn’t guilty of something. Meanwhile, the real crooks, Obungler and Crooked Cankles are getting away with all of their crimes.

Amash won’t STFU about impeachment. I hope the people in his district vote his ass out of office.

But this week’s winner is Dimocrat congresscritter from Somalia, Ilhan Omar. She wants to overhaul foreign policy.

Anti-Semitic Democrat Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, who blames the current crisis in Venezuela on the United States, wants a “Green New Deal” style overhaul of U.S. foreign policy. Omar argues she is best suited to lead the charge for major foreign policy changes because she has “the perspective of a foreigner.”

Isn’t that just ducky. Let’s put a foreigner in charge of foreign policy. Howza ’bout kicking this foreigner out of Congress and sending her back to Africa where she belongs after first throwing her in jail for immigration fraud for marrying her brother to get him into this country. Oh wait. We can’t do that because she’s a Dimocrat and the rules are different for them. Also it would be sexist and Islamophobic. What a fucking asshole!

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Abrams Tank Under Investigation

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Abrams Tank is being investigated for ethics violations.

ATLANTA — Georgia’s new state ethics commission director is subpoenaing Stacey Abrams’ 2016 gubernatorial campaign bank records. David Emadi, a former Douglas County prosecutor and supporter of Brian Kemp, who ultimately defeated Abrams in Georgia’s nationally watched governor’s race, may also investigate the campaigns of several Atlanta mayoral contenders.

Back in March, a non-partisan ethics watchdog group has filed a complaint with the IRS over Abrams’ political organization. The Foundation for Accountability and Civic Trust filed the complaint against Fair Fight Action, Inc., for funding Abrams’ current political activities in an alleged violation of federal law.

Emadi made the comments Thursday after being introduced to reporters. “What I can say about the investigation into the Abrams campaign is, in the relatively near future, I expect we will be issuing subpoenas for bank and finance records of both Miss Abrams and various PACs and special-interest groups that were affiliated with her campaign,” reported Channel 2.

Of course, Abrams Tank is claiming that this is revenge. Revenge for what? Her losing to Kemp? Next to come will be the race card.

Remember, Abrams Tank is a Dimocrat. Ethics mean nothing to them. The Dimocrat Party is a crime syndicate masquerading as a political party. Also Abrams Tank is African. Any criticism of her or investigation into her dealings is racist by definition.

I can hardly wait until she jumps into the presidential race.

Ronsday – More On Impeachment

The Dims are throwing a hissy fit with the failure of the Mueller witch hunt to find a crime so now they’re trying to say Trump obstructed justice. Speaker Blinky is losing control of the House and it’s looking more and more like the Dims aided by a few RINOs may try to impeach Trump. Ron has further thoughts on that. Here they are.

I just don’t get it. Impeachment. Just can’t see why the constant demand for it from rabid Dems, and now even some Republicans. Old phrase “Qui bono?” keeps comin to mind – who benefits from it?

I mean . . . I know the word’s meaning – questioning the validity or the integrity of an official, and many resisteros consider DJT’s election somehow suspicious (though zero evidence has been produced to support that claim).

The more generalized charge would be misconduct while in office, but other than his calling liars liars and conspirators conspirators and obstructionists obstructionists, the remotest chance of such a charge sticking is that he simply doesn’t do things the way they want them done.

In England the meaning of the word is slightly different, tending toward charges of crimes against the state, actual crimes, such as plotting or colluding with a foreign power to cause harm to the nation’s integrity or standing.

But try as I can, I’ve failed to find any substantial crime or misdemeanor other than being “nontraditional” to charge Trump with for the purpose of beginning the process of removing him from office, which has about as much chance of happening as my 3rd set of teeth emerging any time soon.

IMO, officially bringing charges against DJT for the purpose of impeachment by the House and eventual conviction in the Senate would be frivolous, doomed to failure, and create sympathy for him as a victim where none existed before. It would tag the Dems pushing for impeachment as persecutors, not patriots . . . bullies, not buddies . . . pezzonovanti, not poo-bahs.

It’s nothing but an undisguised raw grab for power based on the left’s refusal to accept that they lost a rigged election. Spite. Nothin more. Childish, piggish, peevish, sulky, envious abuse of authority because they didn’t get their way. Hell, the guy who SHOULDA been impeached was Soetoro, a post turtle of the worst kind.

Just can’t see how we’d be better off as a nation . . . Safer? Richer? Stronger? . . . if he were ousted from office. And if he is, I’m not confident Pence could lead water downhill. He’s even less inspiring than Dan Quayle was. In fact, if anything, he prob’ly looks like an ANTI-impeachment insurance policy to the hard left.

What the guy did was fail to conform to the stereotypical, corrupt, political posturer and empty-suit syndrome most high-office seekers ultimately morph into. He refused to sugar coat horse manure and counterpunched meaningfully when verbally attacked. And what’s worse, he hurt people’s feelings by telling the truth on ‘em, and had the effrontery to not only directly insult, but decisively beat, an alcoholic career failure despite the fact that she was reportedly female.

Nope. Just don’t get it. NObody would profit from an impeachment effort in the House, except DJT himself in a classic case of reverse psychology. And the rest of the world would be even MORE cautious in dealing with our government over terrorism, trade imbalances, tariffs, mass migrations, health issues, and petty dictators in failed socialist countries.

Besides, just as with Islam, all the lefties have to do is wait – the pendulum will swing back a la izquierda in just a few years anyway and they can return to their regularly scheduled program of eating the rich, taxing the middle class into oblivion, demoralizing the military, inventing more genders, mangling more personal pronouns, frightening more little girls in public restrooms, returning to horse-and-carriage technology, and banishing white-haired white males from the planet.

All I know fer shure is that we are always just one ginormous high-altitude EM pulse away from the same conditions which gave rise to Muhammad’s hash-induced wet dream. And if you listen closely, you can hear a tinkling sound – bink-bink-bink – as snowflakes, socialists, atheists, and assholes chip away at the base of the green lady on Liberty Island, the cornerstone of the National Archives, the pedestals on which Jefferson’s and Washington’s statues stand, and Independence Hall.

DJT is only a temporary delay in the inexorable march toward socialist oblivion – SpeedBumpTrump, the Alley-Oop of Murkan prezidunts, a throwback, as out of place in D.C. as Antabuse in Hillary’s medicine cabinet or Nancy’s transcontinental flights.

His administration is like an old wooden kitchen match, burning slowly . . . steadily . . . evenly . . . until just before it reaches the end of the stick, when it suddenly flares, hot and bright, then dies ignominiously, burnt-out and useless, and is tossed into the trash can with the old coffee grounds, eggshells, and folded-up Pampers.

MLK Wasn’t A Saint

Have you hear the latest? The FBI has tapes of Martin Luther King Laughing as a pastor friend raped a woman

EXPLOSIVE FBI tapes claim Martin Luther King Jr “laughed” as a pastor friend raped a woman in a hotel room.

Files found hidden deep in a huge archive on King include allegations that he had 40 affairs, orgies and slept with a prostitute, while campaigning against racism in the US.

This is news? We knew MLK was a philanderer. Of course that was all swept under the rug because the Africans needed a saint and the liberals gave them one. What’s more disturbing to me was that King was a rat bastard commie. Yeah. Yeah. He was a Republican but that was because the Dimocrats were the party of slavery, Jim Crow, and segregation. That was before they bought off the Africans with welfare. King would have become a Dimocrat just like Jesse Hymietown Jackson and civil rights icon racist pig John Lewis

So what’s the Pound Me Too movement gonna make out of this? Are they gonna demand that we tear down the MLK statues? That’s the thing. Once the iconoclasts start tearing down statues when do they stop?

Nope the statues will stand. The Africans are more important than the Pound Me Toos. You tear down St. Martin’s statues and the Africans will riot. The Pound Me Toos will just whine.

If there is a fallout from this, I hope they don’t rename the streets. Those names are a roadmap on places not to go in cities.

Some People

A rant from frequent commenter Quiller. A bit long but a righteous rant.

SOME PEOPLE
by quiller

As we now know, it was “some people” who “did something” on 9/11/2001,
which has generated its fair share of criticism from decent people. It’s
also got senior Donks on the defensive trying to woo moderates, who are
justifiably repulsed by the Democrats’ cavalier attitude toward
America’s worst terrorist attack.

Weren’t they the same moral degenerates who shrugged at those butchered
at Benghazi, or tortured to death in Fallujah? Fifty million dead
babies?—so what? Who CARES as long as we get OUR way?

Charming people. Some say it’s OK to kill a child already born. Up to
voting age? (Can you guess which party gets culled here?)

Hey, there! Did you know you’re a dyed-in-the-sheepskin racist to remind
anyone that muslims committed TWO terrorist attacks on the World Trade
Center? We must vilify and doxx and ruin you, any way we can by any lie
possible, if you remind people of the centuries of violence caused in
the name of a false god and falser prophet. The party of parasites needs
your vote to whip Hitler, Junior in 2020.

All hail diversity, except white men! Good luck on that one, Bernie…

Maybe these dolts will repeat a McGovern event taking ONE, count it ONE
state in 1972. Nominate the Indianapolis pervert claiming to be
Christian, maybe, who freaking CARES about Leviticus 18 and 20, anyway?
Or stick with Bernie, guaranteed to drop dead from old age and leave a
VP even crazier (quick, pick any three!) or a VP just generally worse
like LBJ. (Who cares that the Tonkin Gulf Resolution was based on a lie
and about 58,000 American died as a result? Ain’t it just typical the
Donks forget Johnson and remind us of that evil Nixon, who at least had
the decency to quit, unlike Pelosi, Schumer, Nadler and the detestable
liar Adam Schiff.

2020? Gonna be a long year just getting there. You just BET that
doddering hypocrite Bernie Sanders can stand the kind of serious
campaign that laid Hildabeast on her fat entitled ass. Even lardbottom
Gore could whip him in the 440-dash, though that particular perpetual
loser has the sense not to join this parade of sacrificial candidates
facing the majesty of the Trump economy.

In the end, 2020 will mark the Donks’ final stand with an obvious goal
of replacing one if not as many as three Supreme Court justices now at
or nearing retirement age. If the claims that we now have a Uniparty are
true, then even they must still face a golden chance to completely
reshape the 9th Circus Court’s relentless assault on America, and
hopefully reduce similar miscarriages of justice.

Let the media cull the lesser-rans, mainly by recalling what they’d
prefer stay hidden. It’s not like the noose media tells us the truth
about those they want elected. Ayers and Dohrn? Frank Marshall Davis?
The unrighteous reverend nutjob? Obama’s history got the extra waxy
gloss-coat and hand-rub, going through the Donks’ Fact-Scrub Car Wash.
When it comes to push versus shove, expect the homosexual from Texas to
take it squarely in the popularity polls after Donks find bathhouse
tales worthy of further dissemination. And trust them, the party of
deviants surely will.

Democrat reality. Not even Rod Serling could get us that far out on the
edge. Maybe that same hysterical dishonesty was what lost them complete
control over Congress after about 40 years of total rule. But nah, lies
aren’t important — Donks swallow enough of them. Their memories
approximate that of a well-tuned cauliflower.

“You BET you’re gonna get a whopping big piece of the pie once we’re in
charge! …Ah…that’s AFTER we let in all the wetbacks and other
America-haters, who of course deserve THEIR share ahead of you, for
reparations, shut up because….”

And dang me if those dummies don’t buy it. Free everything. College,
housing, basic income, the whole Welfare Wagon magilla. The big bad
companies who wouldn’t hire your worthless self on a bet must now fork
it over, you’re ENTITLED, who cares if you haven’t contributed a thing
except clogging our sewers with the output of the food you didn’t
deserve. Of course you’ll want free internet porn. Saves you dating real
women.

Of course we’re monsters for telling them that. For. Shame.

Gullible children! The earth will die in ten years until it’s year
eleven, and then it becomes ANOTHER ten years — and these Groundhog
Day forget-me-quicks keep on swallowing the same lies spun in
technicolor. Not entirely off-topic is the global warming religion on
the left. Try this on as an argument-point….

Scientists prove man made global warming is a hoax.

Remember ACORN? Did you recall that eight of the eleven 9/11 hijackers
were motor-voter registered voters? Thank the Democrats. It’s their JOB
to corrupt our voting system, as we’re reminded in this 2008 article in
American Thinker, regarding the Alinisky-inspired Clowar and Piven
strategy to create political chaos. There’s a lot about Obama there as well.

Barack Obama and the Strategy of Manufactured Crisis

Clowar freaking Piven. Blast from da past, hey? In the May 2, 1966
edition of the crackpot-leftist “The Nation”, these two said, “By
crisis, we mean a publicly visible disruption in some institutional
sphere. Crisis can occur spontaneously (e.g., riots) or as the intended
result of tactics of demonstration and protest which either generate
institutional disruption or bring unrecognized disruption to public
attention.”

American Thinker supplies this addition… “No matter where the strategy
is implemented, it shares the following features:

(1) The offensive organizes previously unorganized groups eligible for
government benefits but not currently receiving all they can.

(2) The offensive seeks to identify new beneficiaries and/or create new
benefits.

(3) The overarching aim is always to impose new stresses on target
systems, with the ultimate goal of forcing their collapse.”

This reminds us how New York City went bankrupt with (1) in particular.
California? Heading there, and too stupid to pull back, convinced tech
money will continue to support their giveaway schemes. Load a few
boxcars with illegals and ship them soonest to every sanctuary city. You
want ’em, you got ’em.

Oh, wait — you want it moved elsewhere? How dare Trump hold a POS
Democrat to their word!

Here’s Tucker Carlton’s brilliant, if not award-worthy look at NIMBY
Democrats. Savor the sizzle….

Ain’t nuffin’ new wit’ da Donks, boys ‘n’ gals — they hate America,
hate freedom, and hate the very prosperity that makes Sanders, Pelosi
and almost every Senate Democrat a millionaire. But when it’s equality,
what’s good for them is seldom good for the little guy they trampled on
their way to the top of the sewer. And the downtrodden let them do it.

If that’s not self-loathing, then what is?