I opened up the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation yesterday and saw this.

Stacey Abrams said Tuesday that she won’t run for the U.S. Senate in 2020 but left open the possibility she could launch a presidential campaign.

Abrams Tank for president! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Another Klown in the Kar.

The decision not to challenge Republican U.S. Sen. David Perdue follows months of speculation about the Democrat’s next political step after her narrow loss in last year’s race for governor.

Which she still has not gotten over and she refuses to concede.

“I’ve been deeply honored by so many fellow Georgians asking me to serve,” she said in an interview. “But my responsibility is not simply to run because the job is available. I need to run because I want to do the job.

And I don’t know if I can quit whining about losing the governor’s race long enough to campaign.

”It leaves Democrats without their top recruit for the Senate race, which has essentially been frozen while Abrams has deliberated. Republicans, gleeful at her decision, rushed to describe the other potential hopefuls as “second-tier” candidates.

Which they are, but so is Abrams Tank after acting like a sore loser.

And it opens a new round of scrutiny over whether she will join the growing presidential field or emerge as a White House hopeful’s running mate, a possibility that heightened after she delivered her party’s rebuttal to the State of the Union.

C’mon in Stacy, the water’s fine. Noooooo! Don’t do a cannonball!

If she doesn’t make a White House run, Abrams is likely to prepare a 2022 rematch against Gov. Brian Kemp, who bested her by about 55,000 votes in a contest marred by allegations of voter suppression. After 10 days of legal wrangling and vote-counting, Abrams ended her campaign but refused to call it a concession.

Sore loser.

Her profile has only grown after that election as she’s traveled across the nation on a book tour. She’s hit the late-night talk show circuit, attracted sold-out crowds from Nashville, Tenn., to Seattle and drawn huge audiences to podcast tapings.

Which doesn’t help her in Georgia.

Closer to home, she’s trekked across Georgia on a “thank-you tour” to reconnect with supporters; appeared on local Super Bowl ads to boost her Fair Fight voting rights group, which is challenging state electoral policies in court; and sharply criticized the anti-abortion “heartbeat” measure backed by Kemp.

While her national image has soared, an Atlanta Journal-Constitution poll showed Abrams’ favorability ratings in Georgia have dipped. The poll, released in April, showed about 45% of Georgia voters view her favorably, compared with 52% in January. Her unfavorable rating jumped 5 percentage points to 45%.

The voters in Georgia don’t like her whining and refusing to accept the results of the election. The polls are the real reason she’s not running for the Senate. She’s now a friend of Schmuck Schumer. Georgia voters are seeing what a real leftist she is.

Maybe she can join Cynthia McCommie in California.

Ron on the Dims’ Klown Kar

Shore is purty out there this mornin. Mom Nature came thru town last nite and rinsed everything off right at sundown. Streets are clean, air is clean, big ol’ bright half moon, cloudless sky, puff of breeze outta the west maybe 5 mph.

Still . . . in spite of the beauty and freshness and clarity she provided for me and Dawg, my mind still snuk off into the dark alleys of unbounded hypocrisy, unfounded hyperbole, plagiarized pretention, and boldfaced bullshit from those-who-would-be-PotUS.

Wretches, harridans, liars, beggars, deceivers . . . noisy little agitprops determined to live against the grain of massive employment, magical recovery, marvelous economy, and magnificent prosperity compared to the Muslim malaise of the last 8 years of liblogic.

TDS. Fatal condition for which no cure exists except a red hat, a satisfying job, and a nice wall along the southern border. The Dems’ Klown Kar is overloaded with presumptuous posturers mouthing tired platitudes and repeating heavily clichéd mantras.

They remind me of misguided missiles aimed at the guy trying his best in the gale-force winds of le resistance du leftistes to repair the damage wrought by his predecessor. They don’t want truth. Hell, that’s the LAST thing they want. If they actually wanted truth and justice, they’d be investigating DingleBarry and Shrillary.

Just imagine that Mueller found a secret unsecured server in Trump Tower that the Russians and Chinese had hacked but had been scrubbed and bleached with over 30,000 e-mails deleted. Instead they clamor for imaginary “evidence” of obstruction in the investigation of a non-criminal activity that didn’t even take place.

All of the candidates consider themselves patriotic Titans, but they’re basically nothing more than political parrots. And I suspect that watching the debates will be like Clash of the Nuisances with endless squawking to see who can recite the catchphrase du jour first and loudest.

And the dumbshittiness extends all the way down to the lowest most junior ranks of elected officials. AOC, for example . . . opportunity knocked on her door and she gave it a cuba libre with stale LSD she stole from Bernie Sanders’ hippy closet.

I just can’t for the life of me see how adding 40 million illegal alien parasites to society that we’ll all have to pay for in terms of food, housing, and medical care will improve things. And I’d really like to see the logic dictating how all persons living north of the Panama Canal, regardless of nationality, are entitled to benefits under the US Constitution.

And going to Omar or Tlaib for guidance on anything related to international affairs, race relations, or social justice for minority groups would be like going to Goebbels or Himmler for equal opportunity advice.

Bernie, Biden, Booker, Beto, Warren, Harris . . . I mean, c’mon, guys – you CAN’T be serious about free everything for everybody forever. So why do you continue telling the same tired lies over and over and over? You really think we’re that goddam ignorant?

And Hillary . . . J.H.F.C.!!! She keeps thrusting herself into the conversation, desperately trying to be relevant in an environment which she poisoned and was ejected from, kinda like saccharine trying to make a comeback in sweet tea.

Clintonism – overpromise, underdeliver, deflect blame, beg for money, and expect people to be happy about it all . . . but the only thing people agree upon is that the pair of them belong in the past. Fortunately for us, there seems to be a rule of nature allowing only one Hillary per generation. Omar is leading the pack in that sweepstakes at the moment.

Beto – this misguided punk has managed to convince himself that he’s the albino Obama. Kameltoe Harris presents herself as the female Obama. Booker believes he’s Obama 2.0. They think that all you need to become president is the ability to lie to large audiences with a straight face and attract money from wealthy nevertrumpers

As I said somewhere a coupla weeks ago, the Dems’ top contenders for the PotUSy are a stuck-in-the-past socialist, a habitual groper, a homosexual, an ethnically confused Irishman, a skank, and a faux Cherokee.

I don’t even know where to start with Herr Gropenfuhrer Biden, the living shield protecting the Zerobomber from assassination. So many women have come out of the woodwork to scuttle Joe Biden’s PotUS campaign you’d think Trump had just nominated him to the Supreme Court. My question is, when has he ever been RIGHT on any major issue before the legislature on defense or foreign policy?

And Booker is about as impressive as a fart in a tornado; reminds me of a line in Cat’s Cradle in which Vonnegut ridicules governments and their agencies, calling them “granfalloons” as a setup for a little rhyme:

“To examine what’s inside a granfalloon

just remove the skin of a toy balloon.”

Some of these guys are full-metal douchebags. If you switched their brains for equal weights of nitroglycerine, you wouldn’t have enough explosive potential to build up an audible fart.

Y’know . . . instead of demanding to look at candidates’ tax returns or voting records or college transcripts, maybe we should be asking to see their brain scans. Somethin’s wrong with those people.

I’m beginning to think that this asshole is the anti-pope. This is what you get when you make a South American rat bastard commie the pope.

Pope Francis has donated 500,000 dollars to assist migrants in Mexico. The funds, from the Peter’s Pence collections, will be distributed among 27 projects promoted by sixteen Mexican dioceses and religious congregations, which requested assistance in continuing to provide food, lodging, and basic necessities to the migrants.

If you want more of sumpin’ you subsidize it. This dude supports open borders but lives behind walls in Vatican City. He supports the invasion of the United States by the Third World just like he supports the invasion of Europe by Moslems.

My sister is a Catholic who attends mass regularly but she told me she quit giving money to Peter’s Pence a long time ago because of this pope.

How did the Catholic Church go from John Paul II to this asshole?

California continues to descend into Third World status. The latest step is planned blackouts.

No U.S. utility has ever blacked out so many people on purpose. PG&E says it could knock out power to as much as an eighth of the state’s population for as long as five days when dangerously high winds arise. Communities likely to get shut off worry PG&E will put people in danger, especially the sick and elderly, and cause financial losses with slim hope of compensation.

Blackouts. They’re not for Third World nations anymore, just states run by Dimocrats.

In October, in a test run of sorts, PG&E for the first time cut power to several small communities over wildfire concerns, including the small Napa Valley town of Calistoga, for about two days. Emergency officials raced door-to-door to check on elderly residents, some of whom relied on electric medical devices. Grocers dumped spoiling inventory. Hotels lost business.

Too bad. So sad.

PG&E is “essentially shifting all of the burden, all of the losses onto everyone else,” said Dylan Feik, who was Calistoga city manager until earlier this month.

This reminds me of the Ernestine skits on Laugh in with Lily Tomblin, when a customer, Gore Vidal, complained. “Oh Mr. Veedal, don’t be silly, we’re the phone company.”

Such a beautiful state ruined by liberal idiots.

From Russ P.

At a costume party…

Host: What are you?

Me: A harp.

Host: Your costume’s too small to be a harp. (more…)

I’ve got this album. He’s got Rick Derringer playing rhythm guitar. Another good cut off this album is It’s My Own Fault. This is a fine example of the cover being better than the original.

Frank in Baltimore e-mailed me, “One of these days I’ll find an interesting guitar talent you haven’t seen or heard yet.” He sent the following video. You succeeded Frank. I never heard of her. Talented, nice on the eyes, but a stupid haircut. This is one of my very favorite guitar compositions and is a very good example of tremolo. She plays it very well.

From Pres. (more…)

This week I am giving it to Mittens Romneycare who said that reading the Mueller Report made him sick. It prolly made him sick because there was no collusion. It looks like Mittens is gonna try to take McRINO’s place as the biggest “Republican” backstabber in the Senate.

It is said that a fine example of chutzpah is a man who murders his parents and then asks for sympathy because he is an orphan. Another example is Crooked Cankles calling for the impeachment of President Trump for obstruction of justice as she did in a WaPo op-ed. An excerpt follows.

First, like in any time our nation is threatened, we have to remember that this is bigger than politics. What our country needs now is clear-eyed patriotism, not reflexive partisanship. Whether they like it or not, Republicans in Congress share the constitutional responsibility to protect the country. Mueller’s report leaves many unanswered questions — in part because of Attorney General William P. Barr’s redactions and obfuscations. But it is a road map. It’s up to members of both parties to see where that road map leads — to the eventual filing of articles of impeachment, or not. Either way, the nation’s interests will be best served by putting party and political considerations aside and being deliberate, fair and fearless.

This op-ed fisks itself. The chutzpah by Felonia von Pantsuit accusing someone else of obstruction of justice and partisanship is amazing, especially since the whole Russian collusion bullshit was made up by her campaign on election night as an excuse for her losing the election. I mean this is the person who deleted 33,000 e-mails instead of turning them over to the FBI and who smashed cellphones. Now that’s obstruction of justice. Or BJ’s meeting with Loretta Lynch. More obstruction of justice.

Here’s an e-mail I got from my buddy Pres.

I’m still trying to figure out how I lost the election.I thought we had the dam thing bought and paid for!

Was it the Russian Uranium Deal?

Was it Wikileaks?

Was it Podesta?

Was it Comey?

Was it having a sexual predator as a husband?

Was it Huma Abedin’s sexual predator husband Anthony Weiner?

Was it because the Clinton Foundation ripped off Haiti?

Was it subpoena violations? Was it the congressional testimony lies?

Was it the corrupt Clinton Foundation?

Was it the Benghazi fiasco?

Was it pay for play?

Was it being recorded laughing when I got a child rapist off when I was an attorney?

Was it the Travel Gate scandal?

Was it the Whitewater scandal?

Was it the Cattle Gate scandal?

Was it the Trooper-Gate scandal?

OR

Was it the $15 million for Chelsea’s apartment bought with foundation money?

Or my husband’s interference with Loretta Lynch & the investigation?

Or when I happily accepting the stolen debate questions given to me by CNN?

Or my own secret server in my house and my disdain for classified information?

Or deleting 30,000 emails after I was told not to?

Or having my cell phones and computers destroyed with hammers and Bleach-it?

Was it the Seth Rich murder?

Was it the Vince Foster murder?

Was it the Gennifer Flowers assault & settlement?

Was it the $800,000 Paula Jones settlement?

Was it calling half the United States deplorable?

Was it my underhanded treatment of Bernie Sanders?

Was it Bill’s impeachment?

Was it the lie I told about being under sniper fire in Bosnia?

Was it the $10 million I received for the pardon of Marc Rich?

Or the $6 BILLION lost while I was in charge of the State Dept.?

Or was it because I’m perceived as a hateful, lying, power-hungry, overly ambitious, greedy, nasty person?

Gee, I just can’t seem to put my finger on it.

Here we have prolly the most corrupt person to ever run for president having the balls to say we need to impeach Donald Trump. Chutzpah. Let’s really investigate her and put her in prison where she belongs.