Ronsday – Collusion Delusion

Here’s Ron.

On the banks of the Little Bigfoot, intrepid mainstream Putlitzer-seeking “journalists” pursued the elusive but undeniable Collusiosaurus, frequently displaying “evidence” in the form of muddy “footprints” and fuzzy snapshots of “fingerprints” and faded fragments of shredded “documents” as proof they were not on a snipe hunt.

Like Muslims who fervently worship a 7th century pedophile who smoked hash in a cave and had hallucinations, mainstream “news”people magnified and embellished a collusion illusion by spending endless hours chanting the same mantra on nearly every channel every day, propping up their elusive chimera with rumors, innuendoes, lies, exaggerations, and unethical editing.

It’s like Georgi Tsoukalos suddenly discovering a previously unopened tomb on the Giza plateau which had gone undiscovered and undisturbed for millennia only to find beautifully carved bas reliefs lavishly painted holding up a magnificent placard saying “GOTCHA!” in every language known to mankind since the dawn of time.

But no way Georgi could let that go. He’d find a way to argue that such an elaborate prank HAD to originate in the minds of extraterrestrials. It would’ve been impossible for humans thousands of years ago to have developed an advanced civilization which then disappeared because of war, disease, natural disaster, or whatever, but not before setting him up for a classic “April Fool!” joke.

And the raging “reporters” and liberal “analysts” and never-trump “commentators” on the alphabet networks can in no way simply abandon their collusion delusion mythology any more than radical jihadis can forget about their beloved ISIS, even though it’s been reduced to smoking rubble everywhere they set it up.

An old Army Air Corps saying goes . . . “if you’re getting flak, you know you’re over the target.” With each passing day the truth about Russia and conspiracies and collaboration becomes clearer and clearer . . . that the whole “collusion” delusion was merely a ruse, a red herring, to distract attention away from the real criminals, Barack Hussein Soetoro and Shrillary Rodent Clampoon.

And all the flak the media are firing into the air since Barr’s testimony is far more revealing than even the media themselves can see, much less admit. The Mueller “investigation” was supposed to cover up the Obama Administration’s nefarious attempt to meddle in the 2016 election. It was in fact a “rigged” investigation into a “rigged” election, both of which they lost.

And an investigation into Soetoro, Clinton, Comey, Clapper, Brennan, McCabe, and all the rest could very well be incredibly damaging to the media, to the Democrats, and to the very people Maddow, Cuomo, Mathews, Beto, AOC, and the rest of the Tinfoil Hat Brigade hold in such high regard.

They know just how damaging an investigation into SpyGate will be. So they’re working overtime to smear and delegitimize Billy Barr as a “handpicked” tool of an undeserving president. He was confirmed as AG easily and quickly, twice, just as Mueller was seen as uncorruptible and diligent. But overnight Barr, like Billy Budd, became a Ben Arnold the same way Mueller became a Judas to The Resistance.

After the media’s dreams were dashed by the worthless Mueller, having SpyGate exposed would be cataclysmic – not just for the Obama Administration, but for the American news media as well. They’ve beat their chests for two years throwing “impeachment” and “collusion” and “obstruction” around like shuttlecocks in a publish-or-perish badminton tournament.

First, they’re desperately trying to keep the impeachment talk going in hopes the House drags it all out until the next election, either finding or inventing something to charge the Evil Orange Man with. After all, the 2016 election failed. The post-election coup failed. Mueller failed. Obstruction is on life support. Impeachment on outlandish charges of “but we don’t LIKE him” is their Hail Mary.

But most importantly, they know that they MUST discredit and undermine AG Barr because he has announced his intention to look into the machinations and schemes and conspiracies and that led to this colossal waste of time and money.

Nadler, Schiff, Waters, Cummings, AOC, Omar et al. are doing FAR greater harm to the country than good. No one stands to gain from bringing Trump down except career politicians who have serious issues which can’t tolerate close scrutiny.

IMO, a strong majority of people in this nation, close to two-thirds, I’d guess, are weary of the constant “investigations” and attacks on a president who has accomplished more positive results in barely more than a year than his posturing peacock predecessor did in 8.

We’re in Mueller Malaise, Conspiracy Conflation, Russian Ridiculousness, Obstruction Obsession, Investigation Insanity, up Schiff’s Creek without a dossier. We’re in fact-finding fatigue and bad-news burnout. People are more interested in their wallets and how 40 million parasites from meso-America are going to affect their lives than what Trump did or said 3 years ago.

In fact, I genuinely believe that most people are much more interested in why smashing her telephone and wiping her server in defiance of Congressional subpoenas isn’t obstructing justice compared to the millions of documents the Trump administration gave the Mueller team instead of firing them, which is precisely what HRC would’ve done just before the discovery of his body in an obvious suicide.

Move! The! Fuck! ON!! assholes. Dragging this false accusation out in hopes it will influence the 2020 election to vote DJT out of office will boomerang on you. The hard-core never-trumpers will vote against him anyway, but you’re losing the moderates and the independents. Morons.

Please Ron don’t give them any good advice. We don’t want them to come to their senses. We want the American people to see just how wacko the Dims are.

Liberal Logic

From a long time reader.

So I can understand this: If your parents break the law to get you into college you should be expelled from school, they should be indicted, charged, convicted of a felony, and may serve some time in jail.

ALTHOUGH . . . . If your parents break the law to get you into the country …. You should be given a FREE education, healthcare on the American taxpayers dime, and EVERYONE should be given AMNESTY.

That, my dear friend, is the warped logic of many Looney Liberal Democrats.

Juicy Smellit Has Night Terrors

Aw, ain’t this a shame?

That’s a big “if.”

In a Sunday op-ed titled “What If Jussie Is Telling The Truth?” embattled “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett’s eldest brother doubled down on defending the accused hoaxster — while claiming Jussie is suffering from “night terrors” following the race-hate attack he allegedly staged.

Night terrors? Is he waking up in a cold sweat?

“Jussie is as strong as iron, but following an attack like this, there is a normal and natural amount of post trauma that mostly anyone should expect to suffer,” brother Jojo Smollett, 41, wrote in the piece published by BET.

“I have literally seen him violently awakening from night terrors, following the assault. Some of my siblings, as well as Jussie’s partner and closest friends have seen similar things.”

What a steaming pile of bovine excrement. The only thing that’s giving him night terrors is losing the suit the city of Chicago filed against him to recoup the cost of investigating the fake hate crime he staged. He’ll prolly get out of that since I’m sure the Obunglers are working on getting Lightweight, the new mayor to drop the suit. She prolly will since she’s gay and black and identifies with Smellit.

Also he might have night terrors since the feds could charge him with a crime by sending fake threats through the mail.

And lookee here, here’s another reason for him to have night sweats.

Guess what, Jussie Smollett. This situation is not going away.

Abel and Ola Osundairo, the brothers involved in the alleged racist and homophobic attack against Smollett, which the Chicago police concluded was a hoax, have sued Smollett’s attorneys for defamation.

Sleep well little Juicy. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Building Permit

From my buddy Pres.

Some have asked what I’ve been doing in retirement. Well, I applied for a building
permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun
turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside
entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going
to paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told me; “Forget it…AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN!”

So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a “Mosque.”

Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it’s going to be tax exempt!

I love this country. It’s the government that scares the shit out of me!

Speaking of mosques, remember the outrage at the mosques that were shot up in New Zealand? Oh those poor Moslems! What about the churches that were blown up in Sri Lanka? Geez! I wonder who was responsible for the 200+ Christians who were killed? Oh, I’m sorry, they weren’t Christians, they were “Easter worshipers”. Do you think it might be members of the Religion of Peace® who were behind this? And what about all of the churches in France that have been burned or desecrated over the last four years?

Islam has declared war on us. Unfortunately, we refuse to admit that to ourselves. Instead, we keep importing more and more of these 7th Century savages. Here in the US we allow them to serve in Congress.

We’re doomed!