Joke Of The Week

And it’s a blonde joke. Trump Derangement Syndrome in action. Funniest thing I’ve seen all week. And she did it right in front of the cops. The joke is on you you stupid bint!

“Instant Karma’s gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you’re gonna be dead” – John Lennon

Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead

Well the Notorious RBG has shuffled off this mortal coil. I will shed no tears. She was dedicated to destroying the Constitution which makes her a traitor in my eyes. I’m glad she’s gone.

What’s funny is all the hate from the left who are pissed off that she didn’t resign when Obungler was prez so he could have appointed another Constitution hating liberal to the Supreme Court. I’m sure she thought Crooked Cankles was gonna win and didn’t need to. Since that didn’t happen she’s been trying to hang on hoping Basement Biden would win and either Jill Biden or Horizontal Harris would appoint her successor.

Remember all the lies from the Fake News Media about how healthy she was? Remember the RBG workout?

Good times.

The Dimocrats have promised riots in the streets if the Republicans force through an appointment before the election. And just like that, the George Floyd riots will become the RBG riots. From Black Lives Matter to Babies’ Lives Don’t Matter. Sorry Africans. You don’t matter anymore.

Look for foaming at the mouth attacks on whomever Trump appoints. It will get ugly.

And speaking of ugly.

As Bugs Bunny would say, “What a maroon!”

AOTW 9-18-2020

Lots of worthy candidates, like the mayor of Nashville, but I’m giving it to Christopher Wray the head of the FBI.

“Within the domestic terrorism bucket, category as a whole, racially motivated violent extremism is I think the biggest bucket within that large group. And within the racially motivated extremism bucket people prescribing to some kind of white supremacist ideology is certainly the biggest chunk of that,” Wray told radical Democrat Rep. Elissa Slotkin (MI).

“I don’t have the numbers for you,” Wray said admitting he has no evidence whatsoever to back up his insane claims.

Has this asshole been paying attention to all of the bullshit that has been going on with Black Lies Matter over the last three months? JHFC! Screw defund the police. Howza ’bout defunding the FBI?

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Place Your Bets

What are we betting on? Will there be debates. Will the Dimocrats allow Basement Biden to debate Trump? I mean, the bar is being set so low all Hidin’ Biden has to do is show up and he’s automatically tied.

Question: What do Jefferey Epstein and Joe Biden have in common?

Answer: Neither of them can complete a sentence.

Yeah. I stole that from a newsletter from a dude in Staten Island one of my readers sends me.

Gropey Joe has to use a TelePrompTer to answer softball questions from the press. And he even has trouble reading the answers.

The other day he thought the abbreviation MI referred to the military instead of Michigan and said there were 6000 Kung Flu deaths in the military.

He’s in an advanced stage of dementia and it is getting more obvious.

How is he gonna debate Trump? Are they gonna put an invisible earpiece in so they can give him the answers to the debate questions?

Are they gonna sneak a computer screen on his podium so his aides can give him the answers to the questions?

For sure, he will be fed the questions in advance by the members of the Fake News Media but can he memorize the answers?

Will he be pumped full of drugs to help him?

Will the Dims cancel the debates? Speaker Blinky has already hinted at that although she backtracked.

The first debate is in two weeks. Will it happen?

Place your bets.

Ronsday – Righteous Rant

Ron is in good form today.

I am SO freakin tired of the apologizing, the self-recrimination, the mea-culpa-ing, the virtue signaling, the rationalizing, hypocrisy, blame-shifting, “peaceful protests,” spin, lockdown, lies, and especially the pandering . . . . .

The real question is not WHETHER black lives matter, but WHEN they matter, and to WHOM – in the womb? In Muslim countries? When they’re caught committing crimes? While they’re being shot by other blacks? “Black Lives Matter” is NOT in the interest of ordinary black people’s lives. Name one hospital, or school, or charity that BLM has supported.

Blacks kill blacks all the time. But they get upset only when white people join in.

BLM is a vicious myth borne of deliberately exaggerated and romanticized spin by troublemakers of the Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown incidents, both of which have been repeatedly debunked as white police brutality.

The Left LOVES to call Trump a “Racist President.” Hey, Bro! Radix malorum Soetoro est – DingleBarry and his silverback mate are inarguably the source and raison d’etre of all the division, racism, “cops are murdering black men,” looting, vandalizing, BLM, Antifa, and everything else wrong with the US today.

Racist President? We already had one of those recently. In fact, we replaced him with Donald Trump.

For four years now the Resistance has been in a state of perpetual anger – eager and willing to vote Trump out in 2020. And the best the Democrats could give them as Trump’s opponent is a 77-year-old non-accomplisher in the throes of dementia. No wonder the polls show no enthusiasm for Quid-Pro Joe.

The MSM has been telling us since 2016 that Trump as PotUS would bring about a recession, destroy the economy, ruin our international image, wreck trade agreements, victimize blacks, and abuse Latinos. Four years of it.

Truth is that he revitalized the economy, retrieved capital from foreign venues, got peace agreements in the Middle East, calmed down NorKor, corrected the trade imbalance with several major competitors, and brought unemployment for blacks and Latinos to its lowest level EVER.

Resurrecting the attitudes a lotta people had the 50s about TrickyDick Nixon and applying them to Gropey Joe, “I wouldn’t buy a used car from that guy.” In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if Biden votes for Trump by accident.

And Leftistes claim DJT wants to be PotUS for life (kinda what they wanted for DingleBarry) and won’t leave the White House if he loses. The real question isn’t whether Trump will voluntarily vacate the Oval Office if he loses, but if Biden will come out of his basement if HE wins.

Biden recently took a few questions from “journalists” in a rare foray outside his basement. Asked if he’d been thinking about dementia, he said, “C’mon . . . as President I’ll double their foreign aid and accept all their refugees, no questions asked.”

Oh, and the NFL is back on the tube – and fans are staying away in droves from the National Social Justice Football League. Sports are supposed to be an escape for fans. They have no interest in listening to players express their ignorance about political or social issues. That’s not what they were hired for.

But . . . the owners gave in to false virtue signalling . . . pandering to the rioting, looting, welfare-dependent anarchists. Same thing with the mainstream networks with their phoney PSAs proclaiming their support of brotherhood and understanding and all that hypocritical hot air.

But . . . back to the gleep. It’s just terrible how many politicians have died from the WuHuFlu! I gotta say, I’m much more worried about Biden-20 than I am Covid-19.

Dems are angry with DJT for not panicking when the Chinese gleep showed up here. They act like lounge lizards on a cruise ship that hit some heavy seas and somebody’s piña colada spilled on the lanai overlooking the surfing pool.

The captain comes on the PA system to say that the unusually large wave that hit the ship did no damage and things are completely under control and the ship will be out of the rough water in about an hour.

What they want is excitement, some terror in his voice and chaos amongst the crew so they can abandon all pretense of being reasonable, intelligent, educated people and begin tearing things apart like chimpanzees who escaped the zoo and found a meth lab.

As for the Atlantic claim that Trump called vets “losers and fools,” they clearly stole the line from Michael in The Godfather. It’s as if DJT abandoned Americans to die in a foreign embassy under attack and then blamed it on a YouTube video.

And several states are preparing to go back into permanent lockdown until somebody finds a cure for Trumpness.

J.H.C. Let’s look at the actual numbers here. The US population is a little over 330 million. This morning we’ve had fewer than 7 million cases reported – that’s less than 2%, folks. And 200,000 deaths in 330,000,000 people, many of whom had other co-morbidities? That’s 2 in 3300, 1 in 1500, max . . . wouldn’t even show on a graph.

Globally? Under a million deaths as of this morning . . . of 7.5 billion people. That’s 1 in 7500. Just think how many lives we’d save globally EACH YEAR if we did away with all vehicles – a million and a half. But I bet we don’t close down a whole lotta highways any time soon.

Joke Of The Week

For the golfers from my friend Phil.

A nun walks into Mother Superior’s office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.

‘What troubles you, Sister?’ asked the Mother Superior. ‘I thought this was the day you spent with your family.’

‘It was,’ sighed the Sister. ‘And I went to play golf with my brother. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ.’

‘I seem to recall that,’ the Mother Superior agreed. ‘So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?’

‘Far from it,’ snorted the Sister. ‘In fact, I even took the Lord’s name in vain today!’

Goodness, Sister!’ gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. ‘You must tell me all about it!’

‘Well, we were on the fifth tee…and this hole is a monster, Mother Superior 540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dog leg left and a hidden Green… and I hit the drive of my life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made. And it’s flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted… and it hits a bird in mid-flight!’

Oh my!’ commiserated the Mother. ‘How unfortunate! But surely that didn’t make you blaspheme, Sister!’

‘No, that wasn’t it,’ admitted Sister. ‘While I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway!’

‘Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!’ sympathized the Mother

‘But I didn’t, Mother!’ sobbed the Sister. ‘And I was so proud of myself! And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!’

‘So that’s when you cursed,’ said the Mother with a knowing smile.

‘Nope, that wasn’t it either,’ cried the Sister, anguished, ‘because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!’

Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed on the Sister with a baleful stare, and said…

‘You missed the fuckin’ putt, didn’t you?