One of my readers sent me this.
Washington D.C. 1 March 2020.
“President Hillary Clinton announced today that due to the insufficient governmental response to the growing Corona Virus Crisis that she is removing the Public Health Service, FEMA and the CDC from their role in the nation’s response. From now on, all Executive Branch actions will be run from the Clinton Foundation with Valerie Jarrett taking over as the new “Recovery Czar” using Susan Rice and Chelsea Clinton as her deputies. President Clinton reminded the nation today that the high infection and death rates, which are rapidly approaching those of Iran, are entirely due to Republican intransigence and nothing she has done; a statement that has been confirmed by Fact Checkers at the New York Times and Washington Post. Because of this she is having FBI Chief James Comey open a criminal investigation into select Republican Senators. The President also praised the continued help and advice being provided by Chinese leader Xi Jingping and said he will soon visit the United States to offer further assistance.
So last week we passed Commie China in the number of cases of the Kung Flu. China only has 81,470 cases. I call bullshit on that number. The rat bastard commies are lying through their teeth. They also only claim a little over 3300 deaths. More bullshit. I would also bet that their deaths are a lot higher than that.
Of course we have people in this country cheering the Kung Flu on because Orange Man Bad.
Crooked Cankles tweeted about it.
He did promise "America First." https://t.co/bzks3hqCUE
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) March 27, 2020
She thought that was funny.
Remember, what’s bad for America is good for Dimocrats because maybe then they can defeat Trump. Nothing else has worked.
Also remember, the Dimocrats were against Trump closing the borders because it was xenophobic. If the PIAP had been president we would be in worse shape. Don’t believe it. Look at what the Dimocrats in power have done.
Bill de Blasio told New Yorkers to go out and mingle. New York City Health Commissioner, Oxiris Barbot tell New Yorkers to attend the Chinese New Year parade. How did that work out? Now New York City is the epicenter of the Kung Flu in this country. Thank the Dimocrats.
The mayor of New Orleans is blaming Trump for all of the cases of Kung Flu in Nawlins. Why? Because he didn’t cancel Mardi Gras. Shades of Katrina where Mayor Asshole blamed Bush for his incompetence in not evacuating the city. Governor Useless also blamed Bush for her incompetence.
Senile Biden claims he would be doing a better job. Ya sure. He opposed Trump’s stopping flights from China as xenophobic just like all of the other Dimocrats who are criticizing Trump’s response to the Kung Flu.
Dimocrats in Congress were too busy trying to impeach Trump.
And now we have two Dimocrat governors who have banned an anti-malarial drug that appears to work on the Kung Flu. Why? Because they hate Trump and want him to fail. They would rather people in their states die than to see Trump succeed. I hope you people in Nevada and Michigan are proud of these assholes.
I remember when Howard Dean went on a screed about how he hated Republicans. Guess what Howie? I feel the same way about Dimocrats. In the immortal words of Pumpman, “They should be dragged off and shot.”
I’ve really been on an Iron Maiden kick lately. Here’s Paschendale. I had to look up the Battle of Passchendaele.
This is really a sad song. The lyrics.
Normally Steve Harris, the bass player, mouths the lyrics. In this song he actually does some back up singing. Now that they have three guitarists we get three guitar solos. Great performance. As an aside, Dickinson is wearing the wrong helmet.
His fourth sonata.
Now on harpsichord.
Two governors share the award this week, Steve Sisolak of Nevada and Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan, both Dimocrats, of course. They have both outlawed the use of hydroxychloroquine to fight the Kung Flu. Assholes.
Long time reader Paul wrote this and I felt I had to share.
•Barack Obama would have convened a group of lawyers to sue the Covid-19. He would have also called together a very sensitive focus group to request that Covid-19 discontinue bullying everyone who has been afflicted or those that will become afflicted. He would have also been on TV daily for us to see him observing an imaginary ping pong match called dual teleprompters while he assured (while saying nothing) the nation with a cadence of alternating lines of iambic and dactylic pentameter.
•Hillary Clinton would have ended Covid-19 almost immediately. Covid-19 would have committed suicide.
•Bernie Sanders would have been outraged by the unequal distribution of Covid-19 and taken action to see that all Americans had free access to it.
•Elizabeth Warren would have had a powwow with her staff to see how much wampum they could raise from millionaires and billionaires.
•Michael Bloomberg would have spent $500 million of his own money on TV and social media ads asking if we were better off before or after the Covid-19 outbreak.
•Nancy Pelosi would have reassured the whole nation that the liquor stores would remain open during the Covid-19 crisis.
•Joe Biden would have been on TV daily reassuring the nation that we have nothing to fear from SARS than the fear of SARS itself.
•Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez would have suggested washing our pans more thoroughly to stop the spread of the pandemic.
Gave my fingers free rein this mornin . . . think they got a little carried away, and I ain’t gonna go back and proofread or edit it. Here ’tis:
Bit odd, innit . . . ironic . . . that the same Democrats who’ve been warning us that Orange-Man Bad is endangering our freedoms and frighteningly Hitler-like in his abuse of office are now clamoring for him to take greater control of the health-care industries to protect us from a bug we’re all gonna get anyway, just like the common cold.
Astonishing also, it seems that huge numbers of Murkans who until recently had grave issues with foods containing gluten are now cured of the disorder and hoarding all forms of bread and other food items containing the stuff.
And it’s absolutely amazing how the people in SanFranNan’s region who are so adamant about open borders and blasé about people defecating anywhere they like are now gravely concerned about the spread of a virus that is dangerous only to people over 65 or who have pulmonary problems. Oh, wait . . . what’s the average age of the 535 members of Congress?? Ahhh, yes . . . . . over 60, many in their late 70s and early 80s – never mind.
Of course let’s not forget . . . during the halfrican’s regime, the swine flu killed over 12,000 Murkans and made hundreds of thousands ill. But the US mainstream propaganda arm of the DNC spun it all as not his fault and suppressed the actual figures.
The majority of those millionaire dimwits in our legislature aren’t the least bit concerned with “the American people” but only with control of power and accumulation of personal wealth.
The moral, ethical, patriotic trick to taking advantage of a crisis is not to derive political benefit from it but to learn from its impact how we can prevent recurrence and perhaps find solutions to unrelated problems in society.
But the Dems are playing peek-a-boo with the bill Republicans are trying to get through that will help people pay their bills while they’re out of work because of panic shutdowns. They just won’t allow themselves to pass a clean bill that does ordinary citizens some good without promoting their own political agenda.
SanFranShitShow Nan is demanding that the bill include the following:
Publication of corporate pay statistics by race and race statistics for all corporate boards
A bail-out on all current debt at the Postal Service
Required early voting
Required same-day voter registration
Provisions on official time for union collective bargaining
Full offset of airline emissions by 2025
Publication and reporting of greenhouse gas statistics for individual flights
Retirement plants for community newspaper employees
Federal $15 minimum wage
Permanent paid leave
Study on climate change mitigation efforts
O.K. Now I’m a fairly reasonable guy, and fairly well educated, and fairly experienced in management and all that . . . but how the Fletcher’s Flock ANY of that is directly relevant to helping out guys who’ve been riffed or laid off or fired or quarantined or whatever is beyond my ken.
That’s nothing more than a simple left-wing agenda shopping list, a wish list for libs, a total cave to Sanders and AOC and all the rest of the no-load non-contributing Tinker Belles who can’t make it on their own without total government control and subsidy.
Here’s another bit of gristle I’m havin trouble digesting: DJT intends to suspend the payroll tax. Immediately the Democrats complain that it’s unfair since it’s too exclusive and will benefit only those who actually work for a living. Uhh . . . ain’t that the point?
And remember a few months ago the liberals were claiming that Trump was going senile and stupid? Well, now they’re trying to get us to back Joe Biden for PotUS. R. U. S. M.?
The social distancing this country needs should focus on distancing the public from the mainstream media, along with quarantining the most toxic members of Congress, the Pelosis and Schumers and such, to reduce the spread of infectious obstruction.
And if the economy doesn’t rebound vigorously after this gut punch it took with the shut-down and quarantine and “work-from-home” and “Sorry, I gotta fire you so you can get your unemployment benefits” knee-jerk, we’re gonna get the guy who put the “Dem” in “Dementia” behind the Resolute Desk next January, POSSibly with Her Rotten Heinous as his Veep.
Jeeeeez . . . somebody forgot to get a refill on Quid-Pro Joe’s moronosuppressant prescription. This virus scare is the best thing that coulda happened to him at this point in the campaign – keeping him isolated and away from real questions by real journalists and reality in general. Check out this pathetic clip he spent days in isolation prepping for:
If this quarantine thing stretches out long enough and the economy tanks, this demented dipshit is gonna wind up winnin and we’ll get Jarrett, Lynch, Holder, Clinton, Sharpton, and DingleBarry himself back in the West Wing.
But one positive effect of the spread of this virus is that there’s a good chance it could shut down Congress for several months. Sadly, it will not shut down the panic generator that’s making everything worse: the anti-Trump fraudstream media.
Frankly, I don’t see much of a silver lining on this dark, ominous, contagious cloud. The only POSSIBLE good that might come from it is a Trump second term which allows the country to get back into a building and fixing and manufacturing stuff mode and out of the entertainment and entitlement and entrenchment rut.
And that likelihood gets farther and farther down that darkening tunnel with each day that this pandemonium pandemic panic persists while people like Pelosi and Schumer and Clyburn and AOC are in office.