Speaker Blinky Is Pissed

Poor Blinky. Her stunt of ripping up Trump’s SOTU speech has backfired. Bigly. As soon as I saw the petty display I said to myself, “Self, the campaign ads will write themselves.” Sho’ ’nuff they already have.

Now Blinky is pissed and has demanded that Twatter and Farcebook take this video down because it was “deceptively edited”. Surprisingly enough, both refused. A Farcebook spokesman, Andy Stone replied to the request by asking, ““Sorry, are you suggesting the President didn’t make those remarks and the Speaker didn’t rip the speech?”

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Way to go Blinky. Trump keeps winning and you keep losing.

You lost when you let AOC usurp your role as speaker. She and the whackjobs and America haters like Idiot Omar and Rancida Tlaib now run the House. You were once a shrewd politician but the booze and Botox have rotted your brain. You knew impeachment didn’t have a chance but you went along with it anyway. All you did was make Trump stronger and you’ve prolly lost the House.

You’ve been outmaneuvered by AOC a “brilliant” economics major who recently quoted “Milton Keynes” on her Instagram account and then later said it was a typo. Now we know why this twit with an economics degree from Boston University was tending bar.

Hey AOC, Boston University called and they want their degree back.

And Blinky, it’s time you considered retirement. You’ve lost control. Trump pushed you around. Bitch McConnell pushed you around. And AOC and the rest of the Squad pushed you around.

Buh Bye.

AOTW 2-7-2020

In the spirit of bipartisanship I’m gonna give the coveted AOTW Award to a Repubican and a Dimocrat altho’ to be fair the Republican is a RINO. I’m referring to Mittens Romneycare. He said he prayed before voting to convict Trump which makes him as big of a hypocrite as Speaker Blinky, the Dimocrat recipient who sez she prays for Trump on a daily basis. What a nasty, vile, and petty woman. By tearing up Trump’s SOTU she dishonored all of the people Trump honored in his speech.

Two hypocrites, two assholes.

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SOTU

Didja catch the State of the Union speech on Tuesday? Isn’t it nice to see what the Dimocrats are against?

They are against record low unemployment for blacks. The Congressional African Congress sat on their hands. Fortunately for them, their constituents are too dumb to realize that. How else to explain Mad Maxipad, Sheila Jackson-Lee, Hank “Guam is gonna tip over” Johnson, and most of the other African congresscritters.

The harpies in white are against record female employment. These harpies, and the lead harpy, Speaker Blinky, are a good argument against the Nineteenth Amendment.

They are against killing terrorists. In fact, they even left an empty seat for General Solenoid. Relax libs. It’s satire, but the best satire usually has a grain of truth in it.

They’re against a record stock market, which is setting new records this week. Looks like Wall Street is happy with Trump being acquitted.

They’re against the military, but then Dimocrats usually are.

They’re against strong borders.

Didja see all of the sourpuss faces on the Dimocrat side?

They showed a picture of Jerry the Hutt Nadler and Adam Shiff for brains sitting next to each other and all I could think of was the Tweedle Brothers, Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber.

Speaker Blinky kept making faces throughout. She was not having a good time with Trump listing all of his accomplishments and she and her party had nothing to do with any of them. They happened not with the cooperation of Dimocrats but in spite of all they could do to stop him. Mueller was a dud. Impeachment only made him more popular. They came across as looking like petty losers And Blinky reinforced the optic with her tearing up Trump’s speech. That was not a spontaneous act. It was planned. In replays you could see her beginning to make small tears in the speech.

The campaign ads write themselves.

She said the speech was a pack of lies, but since the Fake News Media is the propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party no one asked her to list any of the “pack of lies”.

It was not a good night for Blinky or the rest of the Dimocrats and that means it was a good night for America.

Ronsday – Impeachovirus

Well, impeachment is over. Trump is acquitted. Now, how long do you think it will take for the House to come up with more articles of impeachment and continue this farce? Ron’s thoughts.

Two score and five years ago, a mildly befuddled but virus-free Gerald Ford rose from the festering sewer of D.C. power-grabbing and puerile gamesmanship to take the Oath of Office as the 38th PotUS.

For several months Congress had been severely frazzled by a serious case of impeachovirus which had threatened to shut down all vital systems until Tricky Dicky could be unceremoniously rode outta town on a rail as the remedy.

Now don’t misunderstand – I strongly disliked Nixon and considered him a paranoid sleazebag, good for little else but being dehydrated and ground up into coarse bits for Colonel Sanders to give to his chickens. But he showed them, boy – he resigned.

The country had gone a full century without bringing indictments against a sitting president, despite the wide variety of idiocies and bad calls and wet dreams of 18 dangerously disturbed demagogues in the meantime.

LBJ was a lying, racist, womanizing bully whose primary claim to fame was being a Texas Democrat. And JFK never actually wanted the job in the first place . . . took it just to please Daddy after Joe Jr. got himself killed showin off.

Even the vaunted and oft-invoked FDR was no bargain – set up the biggest ponzi scheme EVER in the country and was proud of it. And I STILL say he knew Japan’s intent to bomb Pearl Harbor and considered those battlewagons obsolete but a good sacrifice for getting us into the WW Cage Match with tanks and carriers.

Wilson? Puh-LEAZE! Taft? YGMSM. Harding? Who? Cleveland? Oh, yeah . . . right! Hell, lookin over the rogues’ gallery of men who have sat in that office, I sometimes wonder how we survived as a nation.

The last one with the courage to tell the truth without fear of political repercussions was Harry Truman, and if he were in office today the snowflake contingency would impeach him for war crimes because he used nuclear weapons on innocent people.

Here’s what Ford had to say about the country’s critical political condition after being sworn in by the Chief Justice:

“My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over.”

Well, Gerry, it’s ba-a-ck. And the entire legislative branch has been in intensive care since the impeachovirus took hold and brought several members’ allegedly higher-order brain functions to fever pitch.

So after months and months of “investigations,” harrumphing, hand-wringing, posturing, exaggerating, fabricating, accusing, and resisting the most successful potus since RayGun Ronnie, today that senile assembly will vote on whether to fund and patronize a parade of “witnesses,” some of whom are already charged with lying under oath and others who want to profit from the kerfuffle by selling books while the market is hot from the obstructovirus.

Ron wrote this last week.

Congress is nearing burnout from the effects of debatovirus, and I suspect that not enuf RINOs will vote in favor of watching a shootout between the Jean du Moustache épaisse gunslingers and the Biden Clan in the Senate Well to prolong the effects much longer.

If, however, they decide to allow impeachovirus to mutate into abusovirus, our system of government is doomed. The procedure will drag out for months, at great cost, because of posturing, speechifying, litigation, and investigation. And STILL they won’t get 67 senilators to convict before the 3 November genelec, so DJT will remain in office anyhow.

After Ford made that comment about our national nightmare being over, he went on to say, “Our Constitution works; our great Republic is a government of laws and not of men. […] As we bind up the internal wounds of [Ukrainogate], let us restore the golden rule to our political process and let brotherly love purge our hears of suspicion and hate.”

Yeah, right. Lotsa luck with that, gang, considering the noises SanFranShitShow Nan is making about subsequent impeachovirus outbreaks if this one fails to politically cripple or electorally kill DJT.

IOW, even if they DO vote down witnesses in favor of getting out of their seats to go campaign for re-election . . . and when they DO vote down conviction because of party politics – nothing will change. Nobody’s attitude on either side will be altered a whit by acquit.

Those who will suffer most, of course, will be the leftiste media, because once it’s all over and everybody in the entire country goes back to work they’ll have nothing to blather about. They’ll have to fall back on actual news, such as teenage climate Nazis and washed-up athletes making annoying noises.

Right?

No . . . not really. Schiff, Nadler, Schumer, Pelosi, and all the rest will resist cure and go into obstructovirus relapses. The impeachment virus has been weaponized and now can be used by any majority in the House which finds itself disgusted and spiteful toward a potus they don’t like.

The “high crimes and misdemeanors” phrase specified in the Constitution is now interpreted to mean “unpopular policies” and “he pisses me off because he beat our candidate.”

It’s over. But the virus in its many forms is not eradicated; hell, it’s not even dormant. What’s over is the New World experiment with a democratic republic. Ben Franklin’s caveat “if you can keep it” was profoundly accurate and prophetic. Power, not public good, is what motivates politicians.

That is all there is to know about politics . . . and all you need to know to understand the viruses to which politicians are susceptible.

Iowa Caucus

Hey howza ’bout that Iowa Caucus last night? The Dimocrats don’t even hide that they’re rigging the vote. They’re just hoping the rubes in Iowa are too dumb to realize what’s going on. Any rube in Iowa who’s a Dimocrat is too dumb to realize what’s going on. Like this one.

A smart phone app? Really? You’re gonna use a smart phone app to transmit the results?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

How did that work out?

Perfectly. It gave the DNC time to alter the results.

They can’t have Bernie winning so let’s just give some of the votes to Buttfudge. Bingo! As of the latest reporting, Buttfudge wins a squeaker.

You can’t have Gropey Joe wiped out but he didn’t do too well so lets give him some votes to at least let him finish in fourth place.

The big loser is Gropey Joe. Impeachment didn’t help him because it has pointed out just how corrupt he is. Of course that’s a resume enhancer for a Dimocrat, but he’s taken it to Clinton levels. And his son is a scumbag deluxe. The Dims are gonna have a hard time propping him up until South Carolina and his poll numbers are dropping in that state.

So what are the Dims to do about Buttfudge? Is he their hope to beat Bernie? Chief Sitting Bullshit is as bad as Bernie and the DNC knows it. At least she’s an actual Dimocrat.

And what of the Bernie Bros. The DNC is gonna do everything in its power to give Bernie the shaft just like they did in 2016. Iowa was the first step.

Wonder what they have planned in New Hampshire?