Ronsday – Pelosibol
Here’s Ron.
Over the past 20 years or so, the D.C. Dems have come up with a new political game – Pelosibol. It’s a simple knock-off of Calvinball, which was invented by Calvin and Hobbes.
Like Calvinball, Pelosibol has no fixed rules; players make up their own rules to fit various situations as they go along.
The only unchanging rule is that rules must not be used twice, except for the rule that rules can’t be used twice. That means, of course, that statements made in one press release or promises made in one campaign event are not automatically valid in future statements or events (unless the DNC wants to them to be).
Strategies for the game involve chicanery, flim-flammery, buffoonery, assholery, hypocrisy, absurdity, idiocy, irrationality, lies, skewed statistics, deception, vote purchasing, contradiction, evasion, ballot harvesting, media whoring, and
flapdoodling.
The goal of Pelosibol is to remove Donald Trump from office and transform the US into a banana republic. Other related goals involve
rewriting American history,
revising the Constitution,
frivolous waste of trillions of dollars in revenue,
disestablishment of all borders,
sanctuaries for criminals, creeps, and illegal aliens,
replacement of white leaders and officials with people of color,
taxes on breathing/laughing/singing/sleeping/eating and bathroom activities,
total ban on sharp, pointy objects and things that go “Bang!”
total political correctness without “trigger” words,
and free everything for everyone forever, especially abortions.
Staying in shape to play the game involves unicorn riding, border-wall destruction, circle jerking, insult hurling, protesting, demonstrating, looting, and building castles in the air.
Liberals have managed to convince themselves that they can mandate a Xanadu, legislate a Nirvana and socialize the country into a Shangri-La by using the instruction manuals by Karl Marx, Bill Ayers, and Saul Alinsky. All they need is a “progressive” PotUS and control of both houses of Congress.
To that end, they have chosen as their candidate a groping, sniffing, shuffling, pandering plagiarizer in a state of advanced cognitive decline whom they have kept in a cellar for the past 4 months. Of the several dozen candidates who initially sought the nomination, he’s the cream of the crop, which pretty much summarizes Democrat leadership.
Occasionally he escapes the basement to share his confusion with left-wing “reporters” by answering their questions through off-the-wall non-sequiturs, incomplete sentences unrelated to the softball questions they ask him, sudden fits of temper, irrelevant vignettes, and suspicious laughter.
Joe Biden’s brain long ago transformed into an over-ripe cauliflower, and for the past half-dozen or so years he has been on the downward slide into late-stage dementia, the poster boy for Alzheimer’s research.
About two months ago, a reporter asked him if he’d ever been tested for any “degree of cognitive decline. His answer was, “I’ve been tested. I’m constantly tested.” That suggests that someone in his retinue is concerned about his mental competency.
Then last week another reporter brought up the issue of cognitive testing, and Joe went ballistic, playing Pelosibol in classic form by saying, “No, I haven’t been tested. Why the hell would I take a test?”
Since the Soetoro infestation ended, Joe Biden has become an embarrassment to the Democrat party. Their only hope at this late stage of the game is that he gets the Chinese gleep to prevent his complete dismantling by Trump on the debate stage.
Once he’s elected, Pelosibol would allow them to shuffle the doddering old dork off to a rehab center (where he probably belongs anyway) so that the Alinsky-trained, power-hungry Amfrican Marxist Veep can ascend the throne and declare the Erewhon agenda fait accompli and begin dismantling the SCotUS.
Based on his behavior during the past 100 days or so, Joe needs one of those specialized GPS aps, one that not only clearly identifies where you are but reminds you of why you’re there in the first place.
He’s been a plagiarist, a misrepresenter, an exaggerator, a doubletalker, an about-facer, an influence peddler, a parasite, and a fraud since he first sneaked into the US Senate almost 50 years ago.
Ironically, Biden would be 78 years old when inaugurated, but when he first ran for senator in ’72, he said that the man he was trying to beat, Senator Boggs (R-Del), was old enough to be his father and had “lost that twinkle in his eye.” Boggs was 62 at the time.
