Quarantine Diary

Sent to me by my sister.

Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!

Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!

Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??

Day 4 – 8:00pm Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.

Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!

Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m so excited, I can’t decide what to wear.

Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!

Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business.

Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.

Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.

Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”

Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.

Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.

Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3–1.

Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?”

Abrams Tank For VP

Abrams Tank the governor (in her mind) of Georgia wants to be VP. Check out the photo on this fluff piece.

Experienced politicians know there is a right way to answer questions about pursuing higher office. Be demure. Redirect. Convey vague interest while insisting never to have given it serious consideration. But Stacey Abrams does not give the expected answer when I ask if she would accept an offer from former vice president Joe Biden to serve as his 2020 running mate. “Yes. I would be honored,” Abrams says. “I would be an excellent running mate. I have the capacity to attract voters by motivating typically ignored communities. I have a strong history of executive and management experience in the private, public, and nonprofit sectors. I’ve spent 25 years in independent study of foreign policy. I am ready to help advance an agenda of restoring America’s place in the world. If I am selected, I am prepared and excited to serve.”

Of course she would have to give up her role as the fake governor of Georgia.

Abrams’s direct response betrays ambition, makes verifiable claims, and establishes outcomes to which she could later be held accountable. By normal political rules, it is the wrong answer. But as Abrams and I talk in March in the midst of the COVID-19 crisis, it is clear that normal political rules no longer apply. I’m asking her about an unknown political future even as the future itself is frighteningly unknowable: schools closing, businesses shuttering, and Americans sheltering against a raging virus we can barely fathom. Amid this chaotic unpredictability, Abrams’s candor is disarming and comforting.

“Disarming and comforting” all at the same time.

In the March 15 televised debate, Biden committed to choosing a woman as his running mate. Less than a week later, the progressive strategy network Way to Win released survey data indicating Stacey Abrams was Biden’s strongest potential lieutenant. A graduate of Spelman College, the LBJ School of Public Affairs at UT Austin, and Yale Law School, Abrams made history as the first woman to lead a political party in Georgia’s General Assembly and the first African American to lead the Georgia House of Representatives. In 2018, she pursued history again, mounting an ultimately unsuccessful campaign to become America’s first black woman governor. Her defeat came amid election irregularities and allegations of voter suppression. Abrams refused to concede the close race to her Republican opponent, Brian Kemp. “I’m supposed to say nice things and accept my fate,” Abrams writes in the preface to her New York Times best-seller, Lead From the Outside. “I refused to be gaslighted into throwing away my power, diminishing my voice.”

Losing by 50,000 votes was a close election. Yeah. In her mind.

Most of the time being a Veep is a nothing job, but when the guy at the top of the ticket is senile and would have to be removed during his term of office, this would be the chance for ol’ Stacey to waddle into the Oval Office. Lord help us if that would happen.

AOTW 4-17-2020

This week’s coveted award goes to Speaker Blinky. While she is holding up funding for a bill to help America’s small business owners, she went on late night television eating $13 a pint ice cream. Speaker Antoinette.

Patriot Retort did a better take down than I could.

And didja hear that the House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer said the House wouldn’t return until May 4 unless there was an emergency? WTF is happening in this country Steny? Can you believe these Dimocrats? I can’t believe how much I hate them. There are some lamp posts in DC that could be put to good use. Tar and feathers would be appropriate as well.

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Priorities

The Danes know what’s important.

COPENHAGEN – Sales of sex toys in Denmark have more than doubled after Danes were told to stay at home to limit the spread of the coronavirus, according to the country’s biggest retailer of the merchandise.

“It makes me happy that we are doing something good during this difficult time when people feel vulnerable,” said Mathilde Mackowski, co-owner of Sinful, the biggest sex toy seller in the Nordics.

Gotta have your priorities in order and do what’s important.

In the first week of April, sales at Sinful rose 110 percent in Denmark, where it estimates it commands three-quarters of the total market.

The country’s biggest sex toy review website Eroti.dk said traffic has more than tripled during the lockdown compared with the same period last year.

At least some companies are doing well during the Moo Goo Gai Panic.

In particular demand for sex games and toys for couples has spiked. Sinful said sales of a 10-day love challenge for couples rose more than four-fold since mid-March compared with the same period before the lockdown.

“I think it’s only natural that when we spend more time together we want to have a little extra fun,” said Mackowski.

“We take better care of each other in this difficult time and that also reflects on our sex lives,” she said.

In nine months we’re gonna have a baby boom that will prolly exceed the number of people who died during this pandemic.

Way to go Denmark!

We English speakers have a lot to be thankful for from the Danes. When they were raping and pillaging England, many of them wound up settling there. The Danes raped and pillaged the English language and got rid of gender. Unlike most European languages we don’t have to worry about our articles and adjectives having to agree with the genders of our nouns. None of the Die, das, le, la, les, las, los bullshit. All that is replaced in English with “the”. “The” is both singular and plural. Thank you Danes!

Enjoy your sex toys!

Ronsday – Politics And The Fake News Media

Ron rants.

Politics – once a person commits himself to either major party, either progressive or conservative, he automatically refocuses his mental energy on hating the other.

The hatred then becomes the raison d’etre, and according to many philosophers, it is strongest and most vicious in those with the thinnest veneer of wisdom and culture.

In essence it’s simply unresolved anger allowed to simmer until nothing remains except the bitter, indigestible residue threatening to eat the bottom out of the skillet and make the floor all slippery.

Les Leftistes have been thus far completely incapable of accepting the reality of Hillary’s loss resulting from her snotty attitude toward anyone disagreeing with her.

They can’t accept that loss, or the instant evaporation of all the benefits and entitlements her reign would have showered upon them.

Hatred is all they have to distract their minds from the pain . . . like a stoner who knows intellectually that his addiction is slowly killing him. The never-Trumper is willing to suffer the inevitable hangover for those moments of adrenaline euphoria his hatred brings him.

Losers mired in the rut of hating the person who beat them fail to see that the sooner they get over it and return to mature adult status, the sooner they can feel like winners again.

In the meantime, it’s disappointing to me how few journalists are pilloried, banished, or hung these days. Talk about “non-essential” personnel.

CNN has lost so much viewership that it’s become totally dependent upon “Gotcha!” games, totally abandoning all pretense to journalism and news reporting.

With only a few exceptions, the news media prefer to overhype gossip and out-of-context misquote anyone and everyone involved in this virus situation, which itself has been overinflated by false or faulty testing procedures.

Virtually any death in any coastal megalopolis – stroke, heart attack, COPD, asthma, tuberculosis, opioid overdose, and acid indigestion – is logged under COVID-19 statistics.

The mortality rate for healthy people under Social Security eligibility age is under 1%, and there’s simply no effort being given to identify the actual cause of death for elderly people who might have died anyway if they’d never left their homes since Groundhog’s Day.

Acosta, Reade, Stelter, Blitzer . . . those types are interested only in rumor, innuendo, exaggeration, spin, and any other propaganda tactic which will discredit or diminish the DJT administration.

At its best, the modus operandi of ABCNNBCBS et al. is seditious. It is deliberate sabotage designed to undermine Trump’s credibility so thoroughly as to prevent his winning a second term.

At its worst, it’s dangerously close to treason, this concerted and relentless attack on leadership during a time of national crisis with millions out of work who were happily employed 60 days ago when China decided to save face by covering its bat-shit soup and withholding information crucial to preventing the spread and developing a remedy for the disease, which it very likely created in the first place.

Yes, of course Fauci is full of himself now that his prophecy from a couple of years ago has become eerily true and he gets to talk on national TV in a prime-power conclave every friggin day.

And yes, Trump is perhaps a bit too eager to wad up the crime-scene tape and allow people to go back to what’s left of their jobs, their lives, their futures.

But for the media to protect and promote the crazy uncle, Hidin Biden, in his basement babbling endorsed by his communist “friend” and his America-hating magic negro makes about as much sense as the NFL developing an Over-60 league for out-of-shape decrepit concussion victims.

America is growing more weary every day of the restrictions on their freedom of choice and movement and beginning to believe that it’s all been some sort of conspiracy by Soros and the “I’m-With-Her” radicals to simply get rid of Trump.

They’re tired of governors and agitprops banning or limiting medications known to reduce or eliminate the respiratory symptoms of COVID-19, medications whose side effects have been known for ¾ of a century, medications which MIGHT cause certain patients problems, just as penicillin causes problems for certain people . . . and all because Donald Trump expressed enthusiasm over them.

Trump Derangement Syndrome is more dangerous to the health of this nation than the Wuhoo flu. As I suggested a couple days ago, the cure will be worse than the disease, and the publish-or-perish rush to attack DJT because they see his daily pressers as campaign rallies is more crippling to the repair efforts and the national morale than the attack on the Twin Towers.

The press were at least kinda sorta on our side when that happened . . . . at least for a few days, ‘til they figured out a way to blame it on Dubya.

“OrangeMan Bad, Red Chinese Good” my ass! Bitter, angry, and ignorant is no way to go through an election year.

We’d be better off shutting down 24/7 news operations and going back to weather, farm, and traffic reports at breakfast, what’s on fire or being threatened by rising rivers at lunchtime, and a condensed FACTS-ONLY report on national and international activities at suppertime, with the “analysis” and punditry relegated to the TV wasteland of Sunday afternoon panel discussion shows. AND NO POLITICAL CAMPAIGNING BY ANYBODY UNTIL 90 DAYS BEFORE THE GENELEC!

Guest Post From Quiller

From the police state of Michigan comes this guest post from quiller who is living under the iron thumb of Frau Whitmer.

OVERKILL IS KILLING US
by quiller

Leave it to a brain-dead publicity-crazy Democrat to find a way to send
us home and then deny us things to do once we get there.

That’s Michigan’s governor, the freedom-challenged Gretchen Whitmer,
threatening $1,000 fines to any business owner daring to violate an
increasingly bizarre list of things we cannot do in free America.

State attorney general Dana Nessel wants employees of “nonessential”
businesses to call the cops on their bosses, if they even SUSPECT a
violation. 911 had ENOUGH problems with normal run-of-the-mill stuff.
People missing pizza items. Donald Trump poisoning their dog. The usual.

Anyone who golfs? Fuhgeddaboudit. All that open air is hazardous to our
collective health. One sneeze at the ninth hole and every duffer chasing
waitresses at the clubhouse bar will instantly contract the disease and
die before making it to their car after the bar closes. (The serious
golfers aren’t crazy about it either.)

Selling furniture? Can’t sell it, Madame No assures us. And don’t even
think of going into a restaurant or a bar if the kitchen doesn’t have
enough clearance room for the staff. (This shut down a place in my town
with a busy drive-through setup, ensuring no income).

Ya say ya wanna lay down carpet or tile or other flooring, maybe paint a
room or three, with all that time off? Stay out of the home improvement
places. Or the places selling plants. I repeat — plants.

Detroit News columnist Ingrid Jacques says greenhouses and gardening
centers are a $580 million to $700 million business with 9,000 employees.

Governor Halfbaked thinks you’re a risk just going to buy that pot of
poseys, much less get out on your yard to stuff it into a hole. This
insane desire to beautify your property shall not be tolerated, comrade!
It is obviously a sign you intend to infect every living creature for
ten blocks in all directions. Confess now and avoid the rush! (As for
the other kind of potted plant, couch potatoes can still buy medicinal
marijuana, and in some cases now recreational as well. Not that you’d be
out mowing lawns after a few blunts of Mango Tango Jockawocka.) Speaking
of….

If you’re elderly and hired people to mow your lawn? Whitmer has closed
lawn services as well. That’s a windfall in fines awaiting: Democrats
don’t care WHY you violated their maximum-grass-height rules, it’s just
a new revenue-enhancer possibly replacing speed traps for cars no longer
out driving around. Watch some Democrat jackass want to fine kids who
mow lawns also.

Ingrid Jacques again:

“Three weeks into the first stay-home order, however, Whitmer has had
time to hear feedback and make adjustments. Even the federal
Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency guidelines, on which
the governor modeled her initial order, have changed and broadened to
include a wider swath of “essential” workers.

“Yet Whitmer hasn’t budged. She would rather be obeyed than compromise.

“Jordan Ballor, a senior research fellow at the Acton Institute,
recently wrote about how Whitmer should open Michigan golf courses as
other states like Ohio have done, while adhering to safety precautions.
As he noted, “While it cannot be argued that recreational activities
such as golf are ‘critical infrastructure,’ a uniform approach to all
non-essential services risks backlash and creates unnecessary harms,
economic and otherwise.”

Full story here.

The newest stay-home extension ends April 30. I’m already hearing of
plans for (and please excuse the direct quote) a May 1 Fuck Whitmer Day.

Maybe a few thousand voters between Mother Fungus and the exit might get
her attention.