AOTW 5-31-2013

Eric Holder. And do ya know what? He’ll prolly get away with all of his bullshit because he’s black (all attacks on him are racist dontcha know), he’s a Dimocrat (and Dimocrats are held to different standards), and even though the LSM is pissed about the DOJ reading their emails, they will roll over for him because of the previous two reasons.

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I’m Shocked!

Who didn’t see this coming, other than those of us who actually have a functioning brain.  That excludes Max Baucus, Horrible Harry, ex-Speaker Blinky,  Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade, the rest of the Dimocrat Party, and most Oblunder voters.  Thanks to Karen for the link.

CNSNews.com) – A pre-existing condition health insurance program established by Obamacare is already straining its own budget and, to control costs, the administration’s Health and Human Services Department (HHS) has stopped enrolling any new people in the program, according to an audit by the General Accountability Office (GAO).

But I thought there would be no rationing under Obummercare. That’s what the Obamessiah kept telling us, along with his other lies about keeping your health care plan if you liked it and keeping your doctor if you liked him.  Lies, lies, and more lies. Looks like the opponents of Obummercare were correct. There would be rationing.  There is rationing.  Any economist with a functioning brain (Which leaves out Paul Krugman) knew that about Obummercare.  You can’t get around that pesky Law of Supply and Demand. Liberals Progressives Rat bastard commies keep trying to and they never succeed.

In addition, to further control spending, HHS has directed the program to shift more of the costs onto the current enrollees, thus raising the out-of-pocket health care expenses for the people with pre-existing conditions.

Which means health care costs are gonna go up.  Oboner and the Dimocrats said that health care costs were not gonna go up nor would Obummercare increase the deficit. More lies. More bullshit.

I’m shocked!

Nixon Versus Obummer

Ron sent me this.

Didja catch Obungler’s line about the middle class? “The middle class will always be my number one focus.” Yeah. The number one focus in destroying it. Unemployment is still high. Health care costs are rising. Obummercare was supposed to fix that right? Unfortunately, it’s exacerbating the problem. Obummercare is also turning full time jobs into part time jobs. Exactly how is that helping the middle class?

And just think, we have 3.5 more years of this bullshit.

Happy Ending

I love a story with a happy ending.

MARSHVILLE, N.C. —Union County deputies say a 25-year-old man was killed after he broke into a home in Marshville.

Investigators said Robby Blount kicked in the door of the home around 1 a.m. Thursday, wearing a mask and waving a gun.

Deputies said a woman and her son were in the home. One of them called 911, while the other got a shotgun and shot Blount once in the chest, killing him.

Investigators have not yet identified the woman or her son, nor said which one fired the fatal shot.

Whichever one did, done good. No trial. No appeals. I guess it would be racist of me to point out that the perp was black. I wonder if Obungler will say that if he had a son it would look like this dude?

Suckers!

“If you like your doctor, you can keep him.  If you like your health plan, you can keep it.”  Do y’all remember when Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade said that?  He said it many many times.  Those of us with more than two functional brain cells (which eliminates the majority of Obungler voters) knew that it was bullshit back then, and now those uninformed Oblunder voters are finding out that it is bullshit now.

State insurance regulators say many people who buy their own health insurance could get surprises this fall: cancellation notices because their policies aren’t up to the basic standards of President Barack Obama’s overhaul.

But he promised.

These people, and some small businesses, will have to find replacement plans _ and that has some state officials worried about consumer confusion.

Remember Max Baucus, who wrote the freaking thing said it was gonna be a train wreck. Great job of writing the bill Max, you hypocritical asshole!

The changes don’t seem to square with one of the president’s promises: “If you like your health care plan, you’ll be able to keep your health care plan.”

And you believed him?

But supporters of the overhaul are betting that consumers won’t object once they realize that the new coverage they will get is better than current bare-bones plans.

Ya see, the gummint knows what’s best for you.  Even if you were happy with your bare bones plan, the gummint isn’t and will force you to buy a plan that they want you to buy which will cost more money.  Isn’t that special?  And this is one of their talking points.

And guess which gummint agency is gonna make sure you do what the gummint wants?  The IRS.  Doesn’t that give you a warm and fuzzy feeling.  Remember, the IRS is not bound by that silly due process thingy in the Constitution.  With the IRS you are guilty until proven innocent and the burden of proof is on you.  Let’s say you decide not to buy any insurance and refuse to pay the fine.  The IRS could garnishee your wages, take your car, or take your house.  How do you like them apples?

And this brings up another little tidbit.  Obummercare reminds me of light.  As I learned in physics, sometimes light acts like a wave and sometimes it acts like a particle (photon).   The gummint mandating that everyone buys health insurance is similar.   Is this a fee or a tax?  Chief Justice Roberts says it’s a tax, but most of us think it’s a fee.  So which is it?

And talk about karma.  Many goonions (union members) are finding out that they’ll lose their health care plans due to Obummercare.  But Obeauzeau promised.  Dudes!  His lips were moving.  That’s how you can tell he’s lying. Other goonions are finding out that they’ll have to pay a tax because they have a Cadillac plan.     You guys who supported Oboner and the Dimocrats are now gonna get the shaft just like the rest of us.  Welcome to the party assholes!  Miss Karma is a bitch.

Suckers!

 

 

Bipedal Blob of Wasted Protoplasm

Ron does have a gift for words.  Here’s his latest.

The artificially sweetened, diarrhea-colored, Nazi-wannabe, bipedal blob of wasted protoplasm infesting the most powerful office in the free world has risen far beyond its own level of incompetence.  It really doesn’t have a useful clue about how to manage things, much less a coherent policy for conducting affairs of state on any scale, especially the international level.

He’s alienated our staunchest ally, the UK, and emboldened many of our enemies. Do you really think Iran thinks we’re gonna do anything about their nuclear program? Same for North Korea.

Thousands of gallons of ink and countless combinations of words have been used in identifying and categorizing the ineligibility, the ineptitude, and the incompetence which that alien interloper has displayed in its four years at the helm of the nation.  The list of inequities, hypocrisies, controversies, and inadequacies continues to grow on a hyperbolic curve.

The warnings of George Washington and Eisenhower echo through the White House today:  “Beware of foreign entanglements” and “Guard against (. . .) the influence (. . .) of the military-industrial complex.”

Well, the Washington caveat is certainly coming home to roost since we have a foreign impostor which has entangled itself in our government, but we probably needn’t worry too much about the Eisenhower omen since both the military and industry are far too complex for it to comprehend.

Pak Soetoro’s total knowledge of the US military could be inscribed neatly in bold print on a single red milk chocolate M & M.  And his understanding of what promotes business and revenue in this country has more flaws than Professor Irwin Corey’s grasp of nuclear physics.

That blob trespassing in The People’s House at 1600 Penn’s Woods Lane is out of touch, out of synch, out of step, and out of time.  I strongly recommend that he consider relocating to Gitmo and take his kennel of lapdogs, ferrets, sloths, and weasels with him.

And didja hear the latest? He went off the TelePrompTer again and said that “We were gonna be there for the folks of Monroe Oklahoma”…

Can you imagine how the LSM would have howled had Bush said that?

Hitler rebuilt a shattered and demoralized Germany by creating employment for people during some really bad times through public works projects such as re-armament, modern autobahns, and government-sponsored science research projects.  FDR used much the same strategy to pull the US up by its own bootstraps and out of the Great Depression.   Both were socialists and incipient assholes who went too far, of course, but their initial economic ideas were sound.

I beg to differ a little bit here. A lot of FDR’s policies prolonged the Great Depression just like a lot of Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade’s policies have prolonged the Great Recession. It was WWII that pulled us out of the Great Depression just like it was Hitler’s military buildup that pulled Germany out of the Great Depression. When I was just a young lad, my father told me that many times it was wars that ended recessions and depressions and he used WWII as the prime example.

The socialist asshole squatting in the office today went too far the moment he said he’s a Christian and has never been known by any name other than the one he went by when he posed as a bonafide US senator.  Whoever succeeds El Precedente in 2017 will have great difficulty being anything but considerably more successful and productive in the job than the sleazy, shifty, treacherous mob of self-serving frauds contaminating the place today.

In a more perfect world, Soetoro would long ago have fallen into Krakatoa, Holder into Gitmo, Reid into the La Brea pits, Pelosi into Alzheimer’s, and Clinton into a chupacabra lair.  In the teaching of classical literature, one of the axioms is that comedy is inextricably linked to justice.  Well, though the sense of that feature of comedy is not jokes and merriment but simply the opposite of tragedy, I’m still ready to LMAO if any of those events occur.

Without justice, government is little more than organized larceny.  And considering the croney appointed to deliver justice to this country by the Oval Office Blob-in-Chief, we’re about to have Don Corleone ensure that justice is served by passing judgment on himself.

Homo sapiens is the most evolved, the most creative, the most aware of all creatures ever evolved on this planet.  The blob, however, is unaware, as is the Attorney General, the Vice President, the Senate Majority Leader, the House Minority Leader, the Homeland Security Leader, the HHA, Leader, the IRS leader . . . . . .

Humans at their best can be loving, reasonable, moral, ethical, and downright noble, but when placed in a confusing environment where law is self-contradictory and justice is unequally applied, they can be the most selfish, brutal, savage, depraved, and unscrupulous creatures imaginable, viz:  Benghazi, AP fone searches, IRS targeting, Sgt. Schultz imitations, Islam . . . need I go on?

I’m definitely ready for some comedy – that is in the classic sense, the opposite of the tragedy we’re enduring under the Chicago Blob.  A cosmic pie in the face would be good, too, like the one Gowdy delivered to Lerner a coupla days ago.

Ted Cruz Takes Down McRINO

Last Saturday Michael showed me this video.  Cruz doesn’t start until 1:30 into the video.

As I watched this what came to my mind when Cruz referred to McRINO was what Marcus Antonius said at Caesar’s funeral in Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar.

For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men –

I wish they would have shown “the senior center from Arizona” when Cruz was speaking. I’ll be willing to bet that his face was getting red as Cruz pissed him off.

Didja notice that Cruz was not using a TelePrompTer.

Sad Cat Diary

MoK sent me this sad cat diary.

This reminds me of sumpin’ that happened with my first cat Algernon.  No, I didn’t name him after the rat in Flowers For Algernon.  I named him after Algernon in The Importance of Being Ernest.   In my 9th Grade Dramatics class I played Algernon in a scene from that play.

But I digress.

Let me set the stage.  My first apartment was pretty small and I did not have a table to eat on so I would sit on the floor and use my coffee table after first putting down newspaper as a tablecloth.  I also used it to do my homework when I went back to night school.  I would leave my balcony door open so Algernon could sit out there and sun himself.  He also used my neighbor’s flowerpots as litter boxes.  We had adjoining balconies.  I didn’t find out about this until she put up a screen between our balconies.

Bad kitty!

So, anyway, I was laying on my sofa reading, with Algernon on my chest, when a bird landed on the balcony railing.   Up went his ears and his tail started twitching.  I could see him hatching a plan.  He would leap from my chest to the coffee table and from there to the floor where he would race to the balcony and catch the bird.  He didn’t take into account the newspaper  on the coffee table.  When he hit it, it and he slid off the coffee table and onto the floor.  He did land on his feet, but he knew he had screwed up.  He turned around to see if I had witnessed it and saw and heard me laughing my butt off at him

(Oh shit, meow!)

With that, he put his tail up in the air and calmly walked to the bedroom as if to say, “I planned it that way.”

 

Memorial Day Message

Got this from Ron.

ashamed

I’m ashamed of a gummint that uses the IRS against its enemies.

I’m ashamed of a gummint that left four Americans to die in Benghazi and is now trying to coverup its incompetence.

I’m ashamed of a gummint that is spying on and trying to stifle those media outlets that disagrees with it.

Finally, I’m ashamed of  the uninformed voters who voted for this SCoaMF and other anti-American rat bastard commie Dimocrats.