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From my friend Pres.

Got this one from Old School Conservative.

Three uninformed voters were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.

The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said,  “So y’all want to be cops, huh?”

The uninformed voters  all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said,

“To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth.”

So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first uninformed voter and withdrew it after about two seconds.

“Now,” he said, “did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?”

The uninformed voter immediately said, “Yes, I did. He has only one eye!”

The detective shook his head and said, “Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It’s a profile of his face! You’re dismissed!”

The first uninformed voter hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second uninformed voter, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said, “What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?”

“Yes! He only has one ear!”

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, “Didn’t you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man’s face! Of course you can only see one ear! You’re excused too!”

The second uninformed voter sheepishly walked out of the office.

He detective turned his attention to the third and last uninformed voter and said, “This is probably a waste of time, but…”. He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, “All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?”

The uninformed voter said, “I sure did. This man wears contact lenses. ” The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.

He looked up at the uninformed voter with a puzzled expression and said, “You’re absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?”

The uninformed voter rolled her eyes and said, “Well, Hellooooooooooooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can’t wear glasses.

Marty sent me this one.  Comments are back so Toejam can do us usual critique.  I also get to test the more tag.

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