Ron does have a gift for words.  Here’s his latest.

The artificially sweetened, diarrhea-colored, Nazi-wannabe, bipedal blob of wasted protoplasm infesting the most powerful office in the free world has risen far beyond its own level of incompetence.  It really doesn’t have a useful clue about how to manage things, much less a coherent policy for conducting affairs of state on any scale, especially the international level.

He’s alienated our staunchest ally, the UK, and emboldened many of our enemies. Do you really think Iran thinks we’re gonna do anything about their nuclear program? Same for North Korea.

Thousands of gallons of ink and countless combinations of words have been used in identifying and categorizing the ineligibility, the ineptitude, and the incompetence which that alien interloper has displayed in its four years at the helm of the nation.  The list of inequities, hypocrisies, controversies, and inadequacies continues to grow on a hyperbolic curve.

The warnings of George Washington and Eisenhower echo through the White House today:  “Beware of foreign entanglements” and “Guard against (. . .) the influence (. . .) of the military-industrial complex.”

Well, the Washington caveat is certainly coming home to roost since we have a foreign impostor which has entangled itself in our government, but we probably needn’t worry too much about the Eisenhower omen since both the military and industry are far too complex for it to comprehend.

Pak Soetoro’s total knowledge of the US military could be inscribed neatly in bold print on a single red milk chocolate M & M.  And his understanding of what promotes business and revenue in this country has more flaws than Professor Irwin Corey’s grasp of nuclear physics.

That blob trespassing in The People’s House at 1600 Penn’s Woods Lane is out of touch, out of synch, out of step, and out of time.  I strongly recommend that he consider relocating to Gitmo and take his kennel of lapdogs, ferrets, sloths, and weasels with him.

And didja hear the latest? He went off the TelePrompTer again and said that “We were gonna be there for the folks of Monroe Oklahoma”…

Can you imagine how the LSM would have howled had Bush said that?

Hitler rebuilt a shattered and demoralized Germany by creating employment for people during some really bad times through public works projects such as re-armament, modern autobahns, and government-sponsored science research projects.  FDR used much the same strategy to pull the US up by its own bootstraps and out of the Great Depression.   Both were socialists and incipient assholes who went too far, of course, but their initial economic ideas were sound.

I beg to differ a little bit here. A lot of FDR’s policies prolonged the Great Depression just like a lot of Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade’s policies have prolonged the Great Recession. It was WWII that pulled us out of the Great Depression just like it was Hitler’s military buildup that pulled Germany out of the Great Depression. When I was just a young lad, my father told me that many times it was wars that ended recessions and depressions and he used WWII as the prime example.

The socialist asshole squatting in the office today went too far the moment he said he’s a Christian and has never been known by any name other than the one he went by when he posed as a bonafide US senator.  Whoever succeeds El Precedente in 2017 will have great difficulty being anything but considerably more successful and productive in the job than the sleazy, shifty, treacherous mob of self-serving frauds contaminating the place today.

In a more perfect world, Soetoro would long ago have fallen into Krakatoa, Holder into Gitmo, Reid into the La Brea pits, Pelosi into Alzheimer’s, and Clinton into a chupacabra lair.  In the teaching of classical literature, one of the axioms is that comedy is inextricably linked to justice.  Well, though the sense of that feature of comedy is not jokes and merriment but simply the opposite of tragedy, I’m still ready to LMAO if any of those events occur.

Without justice, government is little more than organized larceny.  And considering the croney appointed to deliver justice to this country by the Oval Office Blob-in-Chief, we’re about to have Don Corleone ensure that justice is served by passing judgment on himself.

Homo sapiens is the most evolved, the most creative, the most aware of all creatures ever evolved on this planet.  The blob, however, is unaware, as is the Attorney General, the Vice President, the Senate Majority Leader, the House Minority Leader, the Homeland Security Leader, the HHA, Leader, the IRS leader . . . . . .

Humans at their best can be loving, reasonable, moral, ethical, and downright noble, but when placed in a confusing environment where law is self-contradictory and justice is unequally applied, they can be the most selfish, brutal, savage, depraved, and unscrupulous creatures imaginable, viz:  Benghazi, AP fone searches, IRS targeting, Sgt. Schultz imitations, Islam . . . need I go on?

I’m definitely ready for some comedy – that is in the classic sense, the opposite of the tragedy we’re enduring under the Chicago Blob.  A cosmic pie in the face would be good, too, like the one Gowdy delivered to Lerner a coupla days ago.