Ron does have a gift for words. Here’s his latest.
The artificially sweetened, diarrhea-colored, Nazi-wannabe, bipedal blob of wasted protoplasm infesting the most powerful office in the free world has risen far beyond its own level of incompetence. It really doesn’t have a useful clue about how to manage things, much less a coherent policy for conducting affairs of state on any scale, especially the international level.
He’s alienated our staunchest ally, the UK, and emboldened many of our enemies. Do you really think Iran thinks we’re gonna do anything about their nuclear program? Same for North Korea.
Thousands of gallons of ink and countless combinations of words have been used in identifying and categorizing the ineligibility, the ineptitude, and the incompetence which that alien interloper has displayed in its four years at the helm of the nation. The list of inequities, hypocrisies, controversies, and inadequacies continues to grow on a hyperbolic curve.
The warnings of George Washington and Eisenhower echo through the White House today: “Beware of foreign entanglements” and “Guard against (. . .) the influence (. . .) of the military-industrial complex.”
Well, the Washington caveat is certainly coming home to roost since we have a foreign impostor which has entangled itself in our government, but we probably needn’t worry too much about the Eisenhower omen since both the military and industry are far too complex for it to comprehend.
Pak Soetoro’s total knowledge of the US military could be inscribed neatly in bold print on a single red milk chocolate M & M. And his understanding of what promotes business and revenue in this country has more flaws than Professor Irwin Corey’s grasp of nuclear physics.
That blob trespassing in The People’s House at 1600 Penn’s Woods Lane is out of touch, out of synch, out of step, and out of time. I strongly recommend that he consider relocating to Gitmo and take his kennel of lapdogs, ferrets, sloths, and weasels with him.
And didja hear the latest? He went off the TelePrompTer again and said that “We were gonna be there for the folks of Monroe Oklahoma”…
Can you imagine how the LSM would have howled had Bush said that?
Hitler rebuilt a shattered and demoralized Germany by creating employment for people during some really bad times through public works projects such as re-armament, modern autobahns, and government-sponsored science research projects. FDR used much the same strategy to pull the US up by its own bootstraps and out of the Great Depression. Both were socialists and incipient assholes who went too far, of course, but their initial economic ideas were sound.
I beg to differ a little bit here. A lot of FDR’s policies prolonged the Great Depression just like a lot of Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade’s policies have prolonged the Great Recession. It was WWII that pulled us out of the Great Depression just like it was Hitler’s military buildup that pulled Germany out of the Great Depression. When I was just a young lad, my father told me that many times it was wars that ended recessions and depressions and he used WWII as the prime example.
The socialist asshole squatting in the office today went too far the moment he said he’s a Christian and has never been known by any name other than the one he went by when he posed as a bonafide US senator. Whoever succeeds El Precedente in 2017 will have great difficulty being anything but considerably more successful and productive in the job than the sleazy, shifty, treacherous mob of self-serving frauds contaminating the place today.
In a more perfect world, Soetoro would long ago have fallen into Krakatoa, Holder into Gitmo, Reid into the La Brea pits, Pelosi into Alzheimer’s, and Clinton into a chupacabra lair. In the teaching of classical literature, one of the axioms is that comedy is inextricably linked to justice. Well, though the sense of that feature of comedy is not jokes and merriment but simply the opposite of tragedy, I’m still ready to LMAO if any of those events occur.
Without justice, government is little more than organized larceny. And considering the croney appointed to deliver justice to this country by the Oval Office Blob-in-Chief, we’re about to have Don Corleone ensure that justice is served by passing judgment on himself.
Homo sapiens is the most evolved, the most creative, the most aware of all creatures ever evolved on this planet. The blob, however, is unaware, as is the Attorney General, the Vice President, the Senate Majority Leader, the House Minority Leader, the Homeland Security Leader, the HHA, Leader, the IRS leader . . . . . .
Humans at their best can be loving, reasonable, moral, ethical, and downright noble, but when placed in a confusing environment where law is self-contradictory and justice is unequally applied, they can be the most selfish, brutal, savage, depraved, and unscrupulous creatures imaginable, viz: Benghazi, AP fone searches, IRS targeting, Sgt. Schultz imitations, Islam . . . need I go on?
I’m definitely ready for some comedy – that is in the classic sense, the opposite of the tragedy we’re enduring under the Chicago Blob. A cosmic pie in the face would be good, too, like the one Gowdy delivered to Lerner a coupla days ago.
Damn, Denny & Ron, this is what keeps me comin’ back here (well, and the boobage, and Claudia and the puns, and the comments) ’cause there’re no holds barred.
I’m back to checkin’ here at least twice a day when I ain’t workin’.
And he throws like a girl too.
I hate to say it BUT, I’d much rather have clueless doorknob Joe as POTUS than the current asshole. But of course Joe would have to get rid of Valarie Scumball. the Lying Weasel Corney, and the uber corrupt Eric The Red or they will play him like a piano.
But hay guys, the dude is cool, and hip and blaaaack. He’s pro choice and wants homos to marry. What’s not to like?
Socialists liked to claim that war was the only way to bring a capitalist economy of recession and pointed to the Great Depression and WWII as prime evidence.
Never mind that there were a couple of recessions after WWII.
Hitler’s military build up did not pull Germany of out of the Great Depression. The Great Depression wasn’t as bad outside the US because other countries didn’t have the New Deal to prolong the recovery (although the New Deal did weaken the recovery internationally).
I also think it’s unfair to say “[a] lot of FDR’s policies prolonged the Great Depression”… you need to give Herbert Hoover credit, too! A lot of the programs enacted during FDR’s first 100 days in office were continuations/expansions of Hoover’s programs or implementation of ideas that Hoover failed to get through Congress.
Jason – I have to agree with you about Hoover. He was the Chimpy McHalliburton Bushitler of his era. And the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act was passed by Republicans (both Smoot and Hawley were Republicans) and signed by a Republican, Herbert Hoover.
Herbert Hoover was a raging Progressive. Calvin Coolidge made him Secretary of Commerce because of how popular Hoover was after his successful Belgian relief campaign. Privately, Coolidge called Hoover “Wonder Boy” and people said that Hoover was “Secretary of Commerce… and everything else”.
Hoover was trained as an engineer (and a very good one, IIRC) but he thought he could engineer people and society. The big difference between Hoover and FDR was that Hoover didn’t want to use the power of the law — the police power of the state — to apply his ideas.
Smoot-Hawley is just the tip of the iceberg. In his campaign speech for the 1932 election, he listed about 14 things he did to head off the Great Depression. Of the top of my head, I can name Smoot-Hawley, raise taxes, expulsion of Mexicans, and the Reconstruction Finance Corporation.
Wow! that one is gonna leave a mark. Should be required reading for college current events and in the future, our history books. Couldn’t sum it up better than Ron.
I thought that the first paragraph would be hard to top. However each following one was as good or better. That message should go viral throughout whats left of the free world.
Well done sir, well done.
Ron says he is ready for some comedy in the classic sense a opposed to the tragedy we are enduring under the Chicago Blob……Does this mean he is looking forward to a Joe Biden Presidency?
I`ll grant you Biden is a certified clown & dumber then a box of rocks but he becoming President would be a tragic comedy of errors allowing us all to laugh at the sorry state of the White House but the long term result would be as tragic as the Obama regime.
I nominate Dennis Miller as the best of those with Presidential potential with a hefty ability to make us all laugh……..While we would certainly enjoy the levity of a Dennis Miller White House/Administration ……I doubt the Muslims would appreciate the humor of the Red Glow over the sites of their former Capital Cities & fundamental Religious centers of hatred.
I hate to break this to you, dudley1, but the Good Ol’ Party would never tolerate Dennis Miller as its candidate. Not Rove enough for them.
Plugs wouldn’t be comedy in the classical sense, only in the droll or Keystone Kops slapstick sense.
To see comedy in the classical sense (as in La Commedia Divina), consider the Wheel of Fortune slowly rotating with Comedy on the diametric opposite from Tragedy. Hence, as Tragedy descends toward the bottom, Comedy rises to prominence at the top.
Put another way, use the terms “Catastrophe” and “Anastrophe,” or “Bad Times” and “Good Times.” Catastrophe is the downturn of the wheel, and Anastrophe is the upturn.
Joe wouldn’t be much of an upturn, more like an apocalypse in a sideways direction. He’d bring some laughs, I’m sure. Not so sure ’bout the good times, tho.
Mark Matis…..
Not so long ago I would have agreed with your conclusion but after the last election I do not think Rover has the Credentials with the Republican Party he once held…..at least the younger & heirs to control of the Party. I think we will not know the answer definitively until the mid term elections unless the Lame stream Media turns on Obama genuinely & big time.
Just my thought but then again I was wrong in the last election & blame that on a tepid & timid Republican campaign in the last 5 weeks prior to the election even though Romney easily won the first debate but did not really maintain the momentum which influenced a lot of Conservatives to stay away on election day, some 9 million of them.