This one is from Mo K.
A friend of mine just started his own business. He manufactures landmines that look like prayer mats.It’s doing well.
He says prophets are going through the roof
This one is from Mo K.
A friend of mine just started his own business. He manufactures landmines that look like prayer mats.It’s doing well.
He says prophets are going through the roof
Sorry Denny, you bombed.
This pun’s nothing more than a damp squid.
I’m glad to hear sales are up and hope prophets continue their explosive upward spiral!
I thought the punch line would be “Business is booming.”
Missed it by that much.
He must not be doing as well as he claims, those prophets are false prophets. But its still nice they are having a blast.
That’s what I call beating prophets to a pulpit! If some of them escape, it would really be a clothes call. Everybody knows I abhor violence. But I wouldn’t altar a thing to those mats. It’s time to defrock a few . They should know by now that if they cloister on their knees and wine, they could be beaten to a pulpit. Let’s not apostlegise! If they want to be safe, they just have to frock off
I put twice “beating prophets to a pulpit”….It must be a subconscious wish! And I feel that way about prophets of ANY religion. They so often betray the God I believe in!