Marty sent me this one. Comments are back so Toejam can do us usual critique. I also get to test the more tag.
And it works. But, I need to work on how files are uploaded since this picture should be larger.
Click on picture for a larger view. Thanks Rayvet. Still learning Word Press.
Lovely, a water nymph!
Even at this size, I want to be the tree.
You can click on it to see it full-size.
Very nice! I hope we see last week’s boobage again. She was also a cutie!
Just click on the picture and it gets big.
Nice pair of bags.
I removed the type of bags. What comment spammers try to do is to get the names of their products on as many places on the internet as they can so they can get higher up in google searches. Don’t help them which is what you did in your comment.
Sorry! I didn’t even know what the product in question is; just my poor attempt at humor with the juxtaposition! Googling, I find links to a major product with a different spelling. So it’s pretty mysterious to me why there would be such an effort to fill blog comments with what struck me as meaningless garbage. Has the world gone insane, or am I just a latent Obama voter?
Don’t know what it is either, but that was one of the products spamming my comments which is why I had to move to Word Press.
What the hell do we have here? I had to mount my 1,000-yard Barska 40×50 sniper scope on a broom handle just to see if it was a girl or Big-Foot. Geez, my eyes aren’t as good as they were 50 years ago Denny, when I could spot a babe’s single pubic hair on a bicycle seat at a 1/4 mile. Give us old farts a break.
OK I’ll do the best I can with what I have to work with.
1) Face: Looks a little like a hot to trot Cajun girl who has live in the Louisiana swamps for most of her 14 years. You know she has that banal look in her eyes where she’s about to leap on a 24 foot Anaconda and rip its fangs out. Her hair looks as if it never saw a comb, but that’s normal out in the woods. Rating: “C”.
2) Boobage: The usual bloated bobs with aureoles that look like they were hi-jacked from Target’s frisbee section of the toy department. Bent over like that those babies are hanging so low she is probably using them as bait to lure some swamp reptile into leapin out of the murky, fetid water. Rating: “C”.
3) Torso: Looks pretty solid to me. I guess restricted to a diet of possum and swamp rat a person get that lean and mean look. Can’t spot and cankers from this distance even with the aid of a scope whose manufacturer claims can define the sex of a cockroach at 5,000 meters. Rating: “B”.
4) Legs: My favorite subject. From what I can see those two beauties are firm, shapely and ready to crush the stuffings out of any woolly creatures she happens to run into. Too bad my hair is almost history. I figure she’d like to wrap those gams around my hairy creature except it looks more like a bowling ball with ears than a sleeping muskrat. Rating: “B+”
I suppose my ratings would be a bit higher if it wasn’t for the distance and her location. I haven’t banged a babe in 3 feet of slime covered water since I was 20 years old and met Molly-Mae in a bayou outside Fort Benning Georgia. Heck, I almost lost my entire reproductive probe and accessories when I mistook a snapping turtle’s mouth for that little girl’s shaved beaver. I might have been a “straight” Boy Scout, but I never earned my wilderness survival merit badge.
Toejam’s overall rating: “B-“. That figure could possibly jump up if I could get a pair of waders and slosh my way closer. Alas, maybe next week. Or at least I can figure out how to access the Hubble telescope.
Okay, lean forward a little more, good. I’ll get behind you and push, we’ll have you out of the mud in no time.
Just click on the tiny pic and, hey presto, there’s the full size gal in all her glory.
Yep, that’ll do fer me
If you left click on the picture it opens up a bigger picture.
TJ, you do realize that if you click on the picture she enlarges quite nicely, don’t you? At least she does on my I-pad as I sit here in Hilton head staring out at the ocean. Boobies are still a little too torpedo shaped for me, but overall pretty nice figure. Of course I’m hungover, by myself on a beautiful beach so my standards may be a bit lower than normal this morning.
“TJ, you do realize that if you click on the picture she enlarges quite nicely, don’t you? ”
No I didn’t know that, Rayvet.
However, I did notice that clicking my eyeballs on her picture enlarged parts of my anatomy.
Right click on girl …..Left click on “open link in new window” left click on girl …That should give you the full size photo
Ah… life is almost back to normal, thanks Denny!
Reminds me of a girl I dated from gates county.
I grew up in the northeastern corner of North Carolina.
I started dating this girl and my dad started calling her ‘rings’.
He said that being from gates county she had rings around her ankles from standing in the swamp and a ring across her nose from drinking out of mason jars.
They used to call gates county ‘scratch hall’… But that’s a story for another day.
What a swamp cutie!
This gator would be thrilled to rescue this bayou nymph from the perils of the wetlands.
I’m going to White Springs for the Florida Folk Festival later this morning, and I hope to see several specimens like this one swimming in the Suwannee.
Denny,
If you click on the picture again, you can see a larger version. I clicked on it and got the full effect of that rack and the smile.
Yeah, her aureoles are huge, but I’m imagining what they will look like after a few minutes of lip-locking. They don’t have the appearance of fakeness. She’s a lovely girl.
Those with poor eyesight, just click on the SMALL picture and you can see all the details in a bigger one. The wonders of the internet!
It is not the picture that gets bigger when I click on it…..
Nice upgrades for the site. Glad you are back with comments, even if I don’t way as much as I used to. The down side is Toejam whinning about wimmin.
Up periscope! I’m pretty sure she’d be alot of fun. If you can convince her to stand nude in a swamp for a picture, there’s no telling what else she’d agree to do. :-p
Hey, did you know if you click on the picture it gets bigger? Sheesh, doesn’t anyone read the previous comments?