Today’s WTF? Thanks to Toejam for the link.

Miss World organisers have axed bikinis from this year’s pageant in Indonesia, replacing them with conservative beach sarongs amid mounting protests from hardline Muslim groups.

No bikinis? That’s the best part of the competition.

The 2013 competition is being hosted in the resort island of Bali and the capital, Jakarta, in September.

All contestants will be required to wear Bali’s traditional long sarongs instead of the bikinis that are typically part of the competition, said Adjie Soeratmadjie, one of the local organisers.

He said the London-based Miss World Organisation had agreed to the request out of respect for the traditional customs and values of Indonesia.

Jesus H. Christ! Move the contest!

Most Muslims in Indonesia, the world’s most populous Islamic country, are moderate, but a small extremist fringe has become more vocal in recent years.

Reason number 21013 to hate Islam. What a bunch of soulless assholes!

From Peggy U’s uncle, Arabic For Beginners.

It would have been even funnier and even more offensive if it had been a pig talking.   BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Update:  Karl U told me it is a pig.  It’s wearing a cow burka,

From my Pessimist Calendar.

The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter. – Winston Churchill

Exhibit A: Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade.

Exhibit B: It didn’t even take a five minute conversation with one of my friends on election day. I was stunned when he told me he was voting for Obeauzeau because he had kept us from going into a depression. WTF?  Un-freakin’-believable!

Exhibit C:  The only time I listen to Sean Hannity on the radio is when I’m in my car which is usually on one of my road trips.  I’ve heard him send out a staff member to ask people on the street questions like who’s the vice president or name one Supreme Court justice.  The colossal ignorance of the voting public is saddening and that explains the condition of the country.   Jay Leno does sumpin’ similar.  It’s funny and saddening at the same time

The approval rating of Congress is at an all time low, but we keep sending the same bozo’s back to represent us.  Informed voters are vastly outnumbered by uninformed voters.  We get the gummint we deserve.

Our Constitution is now looked on as a “living” document which is liberal progressive rat bastard commie speak for “Ignore it.”  It’s an impediment to the socialist welfare state that the Obamessiah and his minions want to impose on us and they have a compliant Supreme Court which just ruled last summer that the gummint can force us to buy a product. Thanks Chief Justice Roberts, you asshole!

The president and congresscritters take an oath to protect and defend the Constitution and then proceed merrily on their way to passing laws that are unconstitutional, like Johnny “Maverick”  McRINO and his assault on the First Amendment with his campaign finance “reform” law.  And now we have liberal progressive rat bastard commie congresscritters and our halfrican president going after the Second Amendment.

Remember how these same assholes ranted and raved about Chimpy McHalliburton Bushitler shredding the Constitution? Oblunder is using it for toilet paper. He has expanded all the programs that his minions decried as unconstitutional when the eee-vil Bush was in office. FISA wiretaps? Up. Now we find that his consigliere, Eric Holder not only went after a Fox News reporter’s e-mail – which was OK with the LSM since they are the propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party and Fox is the enemy – but also targeted AP emails. Now they’re pissed, prolly not for long though.

Yannow what I would like to see in this country is a citizenship test.  Before anyone can vote or run for public office, one would first have to take a test on the Constitution.  Failure would mean that one could not vote or run for office.  The same would go for political appointees.    If you’re gonna shred the Constitution you would at least have to know what is in the document that you want to destroy.

I’m dreaming.