Saturday Uninformed Voter Joke
Toejam sent me this one.
An uninformed voter, standing 3 stories up on scaffolding, was doing some remodeling work on the outside of an old Georgian house when he accidentally cut off one of his ears with an electric saw.
Holding an old dirty rag to the side of his head he called out to a man walking on the street below, “Hey dude, do you see my ear down there?”
The man on the street picked up an ear and yelled back: “Is this it?”
“No,” replied the uninformed voter, “mine had a pencil behind it.”