Damn those greedy Africans! How dare they eat our fuel!

Stole it from here.

Roger sent me this one.

Amazing!  According to the LSM, he’s the black JFK and this is Camelot and he’s one of the smartest people in the world.  How is it that he knows nuttin’ about Fast and Furious, Benghazi,  the IRS scandal, NSA snooping,  and the other scandals he’s involved in? He’s more like the black version of BJ.  BJ has a photographic memory but he, like Thunder Rodent Thighs (the smartest woman in the world), couldn’t recall anything about the myriad scandals they were involved in.   What is it about Dimocrats and their poor memories?

Poor Paula Deen.  All she had to do during her deposition was to use  the Dimocrat’s defense and say, “I don’t recall”.  It worked for BJ and Thunder Rodent Thighs and it looks like it’s working for Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade and all of his minions.  Of course, having a lapdog media, which is the propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party, helps.  As Insty said, “If Nixon had been a Dimocrat, no one would have heard of Woodward and Bernstein.”  Nixon would have been a two term president.

This one is from MoK.

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation. “He’s a funeral director,” she answered.

“Interesting,” the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20’s, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40’s, and a preacher when in her 60’s, and now – in her 80’s – a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained, (more…)