In an attempt to try and save circulation, the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation made a few changes over the last few years. The first change was shitcanning rat bastard commie Cynthia Tucker as editor of the editorial page. They also got rid of the racist Terence Moore from the sports page. He never got over the Braves trading David Justice and he constantly accused them of racism for doing so. He also bemoaned the fact that one year they didn’t have any “African-American” players on the team, by which he meant black players born in America as opposed to blacks from South America, Central America, or the Caribbean, of which they had many. For that, he accused the Braves of racism. Over and over and over again. I was not sorry to see him go.

Now, even though the editorial board is still overwhelmingly liberal, they do have some balance on the editorial page. Everyday, there is an op-ed from a rat bastard commie and from a conservative or a RINO. Everyday, there is an editorial cartoon from the right and one from the left.

On Monday, they had a cartoon from the left that had a picture of a Taliban dude and a Republican and the question was asked, “Pick the one willing to talk to the Obama administration.” It was the right cartoon, but it asked the wrong question. It should have said, “Pick the one that the Obama administration is willing to talk to.” That would make more sense.

Wouldn’t it be nice if Obungler hated our enemies as much as he hates Republicans?

Another question. How’s that reset with Russia working out? You know the Russian foreign minister had to laugh his ass off when Thunder Rodent Thighs gave him that stupid reset button, that used the wrong Russian word for reset. Yannow he prolly called up Putin and said that that the US had a real idiot running the State Department and would be real easy to roll. And then Oblunder canceled the missile defense system we were gonna deploy in Poland and got absolutely nothing in return from Russia. Now, when Obeauzeau asked Putin to turn over Snowden, Putin told him to go fuck himself. What’s Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade gonna do? Make a speech?

Both the Russians and the Chinese know that Oboner is a real pussy and won’t let him push them around. The Stupid Party, on the other hand, is full of pussies who will let him push them around. Exhibit A: The immigration bill.

Dear Speaker Boner and McConnell, start acting like the Russians and the Chinese and start fighting back. Pussies!

For more on how our prestige has declined under the Obamessiah see today’s Mullings.

An excerpt.

Starting with the latest, as I type this: Everyone in the Russian government – from Vladimir Putin to the guy that sweeps the lobby just inside immigration at the Moscow Airport – is openly mocking everyone in America from Barack Obama to the guy that sweeps the lobby just inside immigration at Dulles Airport.

I hope you Obarky voters are happy at how America’s status in the world has declined under Obambi. We’re now being compared to France.

Elections have consequences

In Monday’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation someone wrote the following vent.

I’m 65 and I still don’t know when to use who or whom.

Are you bragging or complaining? I would not admit my ignorance of how to decline pronouns. We’re lucky that in English, unlike Russian or Latin, we don’t have to decline all of our nouns or unlike in the Romance languages, our nouns don’t have gender.

Even professional “journalists” don’t know when to use who or whom and their editors don’t know either. I see poorly written English on a daily basis. You would think that “journalists”, who have layers and layers of fact checkers and editors, unlike bloggers, could get this stuff right. Nope. They are no better than this ignoramus venter bragging about his ignorance of pronoun usage.

Who is the nominative case (subject or predicate nominative) just like I, he, she, and they. Whom is the objective case (direct object or object of a preposition) as is me, him, her, and them.

This would also go right over the head of this venter who prolly slept through all of his English classes. Do they still diagram sentences in middle school English classes?

Take a few semesters of Latin and you’ll see how lucky we are that we only have to decline pronouns.