I’m posting this story that Michael sent me just for Dudley1 since this happened in his neck of the woods
ERIE, Pa. (AP) – Erie County emergency dispatchers can confirm that a Pennsylvania man called them to report that he had been robbed at knifepoint by two men who stole only a condom. According to The Erie Times-News, the incident allegedly took place at about 10:30 p.m. last night.
It’s well known that safe sex is a priority within Erie County criminal circles.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Damn thing had a hole in it!
Maybe they were celebrating the DOMA decision and really needed that rubber. Since they had to stay on the downlow it was less embarrassing to commit armed robbery than to buy one.
Just more proof that someone always gets screwed in a robbery.