This one is from MoK.
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation. “He’s a funeral director,” she answered.
“Interesting,” the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20’s, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40’s, and a preacher when in her 60’s, and now – in her 80’s – a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
She smiled and explained,
“I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.”
I’m stumped. How’s about I do a rating of some more boobage?
Some unusul boobage for a Monday.
The punch line of this pun contains the beginning lyrics of Elvis Presley’s well known song titled: “Blue Suede Shoes”.
So, Denny why don’t you post a photo of some Blue-footed Boobies and I’ll play the Ornithologist with a foot fetish.
Do Blue-footed Boobies have aureoles?
Mbwahahahahaha…
Good story but not really a pun…And it proves that most women live longer than men. It could be that married men are a lot more ready to die! I hope that the poor No 4 trained his helpers well…He won’t be in this world for very long now.