Ric sent me this one.

Old farts like Ron and me remember the Platters and one of their hits, My Prayer.

Ron has updated it with new lyrics.

When the Kenyan is gone, and no toadies are spinning,
When the phony is gone, we can get back to work,
And start to get rid of welfare, that’s our prayer

Our prayer is to impeach the fraud,
Fix the damage he’s caused, with his vast ignorance.
Our prayer is to throw out his broad
Who spends millions each year, in supreme arrogance.

Today while our debt grows and grows
‘Cause socialist goals are about all he knows,

Our prayer is for that chicken bone,
Or a loony raghead, or a runaway drone,
So that he won’t be there at the end of our prayer.

Many readers have sent me this one.

Michael Douglas recently stated that his throat cancer was caused by the human papilloma virus, which he acquired by giving oral sex to women.

Is this a sound medical diagnosis, or is he simply the latest Democrat to blame everything on Bush?

Toejam sent me this. He told me the plumber was expensive, but he was worth it.

Vince Flynn, the author of the highly successful Mitch Rapp books just died of prostate cancer. He was only 47. He will be missed.

It comes from Ted Cruz who wonders about Obungler arming the Syrian rebels.

Anyone know if President Obama intends to perform background checks on the Syrian rebels before providing them weapons?

Pamela Geller stated how to find out which side in the Middle East is the wrong side.

If you need a fail-safe formula for determining who the bad guys are — ask what side is Obama on:

Remember how after 9/11 the liberals progressives rat bastard commies claimed that Ronald Reagan armed Osama bin Dead? I wonder what they’ll say about Obeauzeau arming al Qaeda in Syria? Prolly nuttin’. And has anyone heard from Cindy Sheehan lately?

As far as I’m concerned, let the Syrians continue killing each other.

And guess what? Oblunder is gonna let Syrian refugees come here to the US. Yep! All we need is more Mooslimes in this country because it worked so well with the Boston bombers.

Casey sent me this one.

A Dimocrat Congresscritter sez “it’s not fair” to subject Congress to Obummercare. Link from Ron.

When the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (“Obamacare”) was being debated, proponents were accused of saddling Americans with inferior and expensive health care while keeping generous coverage for themselves at taxpayer expense. To rebut that allegation and build confidence in the bill, a provision was added mandating that members of Congress – and their staff members – get their coverage through the new exchange system the bill set up. Now that the time to sign up for exchange coverage is nearing, a Democratic member, Rep. John Larson (D., Conn.), is saying that “this is simply not fair” – as key staff members head for the exits to avoid Obamacare.

But it’s just fine to saddle the rest of this country to this abomination that will destroy the finest healthcare in the world.

Politico reports that “many on Capitol Hill fear it could lead to a brain drain” and notes that “[t]he problem is far more acute in the House, where lawmakers and aides are generally younger and less wealthy.”

A brain drain? Are you fucking kidding me? A brain drain? What brains? Ex-Speaker Blinky” “We have to pass the bill toi find out what’s in it.”

Can you imagine the howls from the LSM if Michelle Bachman had said this?

Sheila Jackson Lee on the Mars Rover: “Is that anywhere near where the astronauts planted the flag?”

Corinne Brown: “Gradulate the Gator.”

Hank Johnson: “Guam is gonna tip over.”

Brain drain? If that’s the case we need to drain some of these “brains” out of Congress.

What? Obamacare disproportionally hurts those with lower incomes? It may come as a surprise, but it shouldn’t. We’ve known this since before the legislation even passed.

More to the point, why did Rep. Larson vote to impose on the country a health coverage system that “is simply not fair”?

Because he’s a  liberal progressive rat bastard commie? Or maybe he’s just a typical Dimocrat hack. Or he’s one of those public “servants” who thinks he’s better than the rest of us. He gets a great salary for working less than the average American. He also gets a fantastic retirement plan that will allow him to live in luxury the rest of his life. And let’s not forget all of the bribes and other perks he’s received from lobbyists. And then after he retires, he can get a job with those same lobbyists. Screw us rubes! He’s a member of the ruling class so he deserves to get a better salary, a better retirement, and better healthcare than the rest of us.

To quote Misha, “Tar, feathers, some assembly required.”

Buttwipe!

Ric sent me this fine example of a double standard.

Our diversity minded government cautions us not to blame all Muslims for the actions of a few, but has no problem at all blaming all gun owners for the actions of a few.

Not quite. They blame the gun. But I get the idea. Remember, if liberals progressives rat bastard commies didn’t have double standards, they wouldn’t have any standards at all.