Good Golly, It’s Michele Bachmann right after announcing she’s not running for a 5th term. Good move Michele baby. Those hooters are far more valuable than a seat in the Congress. GILF Michelle has some pair.
Short analysis today. When I enlarged the photo per as instructed last week the tits improved but her face turned into a loser to a gargoyle’s puss. Other than those two items there isn’t much else left to analyize.
1) Face: As stated previously, her hair does do a good job of highlighting that bulbous beezer that, I assume, represents her External Rhino appendage. Actually her hair should feature in one of those after pictures of the Moore, OK tornado. It appears to have been whipped around by 200 mph winds. Still it would look great spread across my pillow. Rating: “C-“.
2) Boobage: Them’s are the real deal gang. No Dr. Finkelstein scalpel intrusion there. Firm and so fully packed just like the unfiltered Lucky Strike cigarettes I use to puff on when I was 9 years old. And the crowning glories are the wonderful, perfectly sized aureoles and very, very hard, erect nipples. All in all those mammaries are keepers. I’d walk a mile just to lick the sweat off of them after she worked out on a mechanical bull. “Worked out on a mechanical bull? WOW, ferget the tits. After a session on that beast imagine how the loins must taste? Rating: “A+”.
3) General skin texture: Her nice smooth and firm dermal cover is only marred by that relatively small canker sitting squarely between her most magnificent mounds on her sternum approximately where it co-joins with her 4th costal cartilage. Not a big deal. Rating: “A”.
Overall Toejam Rating: “A-”
Yup, cover her face with a paper bag from your local supermarket and allow your master organ of mastication run amok around her fine body and you’ll enjoy every minute of the journey gang. I guarantee it.
Oh the thought of having back seat sex again. A pleasure that I was so fond of in my youth. This Beautiful woman has few years on the lovelies I entertained in the back seat of my dads Buick.
I’m amazed and a bit surprised to say this, but I generally agree with TJ. She looks just fine to me. The expression on her face seems to say “Yes I think we should have sex now.”
Charlie B.
Your reference to “sex in the back seat” made me laugh.
I (6 foot 1 inch) had sex in the FRONT passenger’s seat of my 1972 VW Beetle with Patty (5 feet 11 inches) while parked in her parent’s driveway on a warm summer’s evening. And, it wasn’t just a “wham-bam thank you maam” experience. We made the bug rock for the better part of an hour. (true story)
Afterwards, I asked Pat if she “wood”-be willing to climb up to the top pf a tall Oak tree growing in her front yard and “go out on a limb” to do it once again. She declined; telling me Sorry, Toe I’m afraid the “barking” might wake mom and dad.
Just goes to prove when the horns are up anything is possible.
Not bad for a 60 year old. What, she’s not that old? Oh…well then…meh.
Reminds me of an old girlfriend. Riding in my jeep with her top off.
nice trees in the background…otherwise not much noticeable to talk about…try again…
I’m struck by the notion that this is the 4th frame of the 3-frame “Doors can’t talk” sequence. Sure, end on a note of absurdity; that makes it art.
Good Golly, It’s Michele Bachmann right after announcing she’s not running for a 5th term. Good move Michele baby. Those hooters are far more valuable than a seat in the Congress. GILF Michelle has some pair.
Short analysis today. When I enlarged the photo per as instructed last week the tits improved but her face turned into a loser to a gargoyle’s puss. Other than those two items there isn’t much else left to analyize.
1) Face: As stated previously, her hair does do a good job of highlighting that bulbous beezer that, I assume, represents her External Rhino appendage. Actually her hair should feature in one of those after pictures of the Moore, OK tornado. It appears to have been whipped around by 200 mph winds. Still it would look great spread across my pillow. Rating: “C-“.
2) Boobage: Them’s are the real deal gang. No Dr. Finkelstein scalpel intrusion there. Firm and so fully packed just like the unfiltered Lucky Strike cigarettes I use to puff on when I was 9 years old. And the crowning glories are the wonderful, perfectly sized aureoles and very, very hard, erect nipples. All in all those mammaries are keepers. I’d walk a mile just to lick the sweat off of them after she worked out on a mechanical bull. “Worked out on a mechanical bull? WOW, ferget the tits. After a session on that beast imagine how the loins must taste? Rating: “A+”.
3) General skin texture: Her nice smooth and firm dermal cover is only marred by that relatively small canker sitting squarely between her most magnificent mounds on her sternum approximately where it co-joins with her 4th costal cartilage. Not a big deal. Rating: “A”.
Overall Toejam Rating: “A-”
Yup, cover her face with a paper bag from your local supermarket and allow your master organ of mastication run amok around her fine body and you’ll enjoy every minute of the journey gang. I guarantee it.
Oh the thought of having back seat sex again. A pleasure that I was so fond of in my youth. This Beautiful woman has few years on the lovelies I entertained in the back seat of my dads Buick.
She Has a face?! I didn’t notice any face.
I’m amazed and a bit surprised to say this, but I generally agree with TJ. She looks just fine to me. The expression on her face seems to say “Yes I think we should have sex now.”
Charlie B.
Your reference to “sex in the back seat” made me laugh.
I (6 foot 1 inch) had sex in the FRONT passenger’s seat of my 1972 VW Beetle with Patty (5 feet 11 inches) while parked in her parent’s driveway on a warm summer’s evening. And, it wasn’t just a “wham-bam thank you maam” experience. We made the bug rock for the better part of an hour. (true story)
Afterwards, I asked Pat if she “wood”-be willing to climb up to the top pf a tall Oak tree growing in her front yard and “go out on a limb” to do it once again. She declined; telling me Sorry, Toe I’m afraid the “barking” might wake mom and dad.
Just goes to prove when the horns are up anything is possible.
TJ – I did it too in the front seat of a VW with my future wife. It was at a drive-in movie. Fortunately, the car steamed up so no one saw us.
very very nice
Did someone pick up that fine-breasted coed hitchhiking home for the summer..? Is that they way they show their gratitude..?
If so, I’m heading right down to the ASU area to see who needs a ride…..
Mildly sweaty tits in the back seat sure brings back memories.
Impressive, people. I thought I did well doing it in the front seat of my ’68 Camaro 3-speed.