Well, well, well what have we here? A voluptuous young lady with some very admiral assets. At my first glance I knew immediately she was going to rate high on the Toejam scale. From that very pretty face all the way down to those red CMFM’s there seems to be a wonder symmetry of Nature’s handiwork.
As one of my favorite comedians, Jackie Gleason use to say as he hefted his 300 girth up on one leg and began his stage departure: “And away we go!”
1) Face/head: Blonde would be better, but in this lady’s case well give her a pass. Her face is classic Mediterranean. Sculptured features crowned by flowing dark hair. I wish I could home in closer so I could check the diameter of the pores on her nose, but I’ll have to base my rating on those piercing eyes and that come-hither look. I try to imagine those lovely orbs focused on and transmitting the vision of me, stark naked, approaching with my 9 inch magic wand ready to sate her every lustful desire. Yea, honey daddy is going to entertain you. Rating: “A”.
2) Boobage: Large, but those massive, well sculpted beauties appear to be totally natural. Of course, my usual complaint of over enlarged aureoles stands in her case, but they are pale and her magnificent nipples seem to make them fade into the wonderful vista of those flesh mountains. And the best part is they look like they were especially designed for taking a motor boat ride. Rating: “A+”.
3) Torso: Just the way I like ’em. Firm and smooth with an innie navel perfectly situated. Rating: “A”.
4) Legs: OOOOOOOH, my favorite part of the female anatomy. I believe my fervent desire for a woman’s shapely lower appendages began when I was just in 1st grade. We lived next door to a couple of newly weds. Their back yard abutted ours and there was no fence. After the husband went to work the luscious wife donned a pair of Daisy Mae short shorts and proceeded to either hang the wash on the out door clothes-line or just putted around in the flower bed. It was summer so I was off school and the weather was conducive to skimpy clothes. My days were filled with the awesome vision of watch the lady stretch on her toes to hang the wash and bend from the waist to pull weeds from the flower garden. In both case her every so lovely gams glistened in the sun and their shape was accentuated by her movements. In any case, this particular lady’s thighs take me back almost 65 years to those fantastic days. This lady’s thighs were especially made to be my comfy pillows. Pillows to rest my weary head against, tuck my arms around and caress the soft silky texture. OK, time to come out of the Twi-Light zone since my angina is kicking up. Rating: “A+”.
Yes, today’s show time was a memory jogger alright. This lady’s body is definitely conducive to making any young, middle-aged or senior male’s (ok we’ll give equal time to lesbians) libido rise proudly to the occasion. That occasion, of course, is to adore the magnificence of the female anatomy.
Toejam’s over all Rating: “A+”. Any lesser rating would be a sacrilege to the wonder of Mother Nature’s engineering.
Why do beautiful girls wear ugly shoes? She sure does have some pretty perfect boobage and it appears that she also has a fine womanly rear end too. Thanks Denny!
What a fine specimen, indeed. Those breasts appear to be natural……and they are SPECTACULAR; very close to perfection. I didn’t notice any shoes, however, it does appear that the panties may have been digitally added.
That Hair must tickle….however great nipples!!!!!!
Well, well, well what have we here? A voluptuous young lady with some very admiral assets. At my first glance I knew immediately she was going to rate high on the Toejam scale. From that very pretty face all the way down to those red CMFM’s there seems to be a wonder symmetry of Nature’s handiwork.
As one of my favorite comedians, Jackie Gleason use to say as he hefted his 300 girth up on one leg and began his stage departure: “And away we go!”
1) Face/head: Blonde would be better, but in this lady’s case well give her a pass. Her face is classic Mediterranean. Sculptured features crowned by flowing dark hair. I wish I could home in closer so I could check the diameter of the pores on her nose, but I’ll have to base my rating on those piercing eyes and that come-hither look. I try to imagine those lovely orbs focused on and transmitting the vision of me, stark naked, approaching with my 9 inch magic wand ready to sate her every lustful desire. Yea, honey daddy is going to entertain you. Rating: “A”.
2) Boobage: Large, but those massive, well sculpted beauties appear to be totally natural. Of course, my usual complaint of over enlarged aureoles stands in her case, but they are pale and her magnificent nipples seem to make them fade into the wonderful vista of those flesh mountains. And the best part is they look like they were especially designed for taking a motor boat ride. Rating: “A+”.
3) Torso: Just the way I like ’em. Firm and smooth with an innie navel perfectly situated. Rating: “A”.
4) Legs: OOOOOOOH, my favorite part of the female anatomy. I believe my fervent desire for a woman’s shapely lower appendages began when I was just in 1st grade. We lived next door to a couple of newly weds. Their back yard abutted ours and there was no fence. After the husband went to work the luscious wife donned a pair of Daisy Mae short shorts and proceeded to either hang the wash on the out door clothes-line or just putted around in the flower bed. It was summer so I was off school and the weather was conducive to skimpy clothes. My days were filled with the awesome vision of watch the lady stretch on her toes to hang the wash and bend from the waist to pull weeds from the flower garden. In both case her every so lovely gams glistened in the sun and their shape was accentuated by her movements. In any case, this particular lady’s thighs take me back almost 65 years to those fantastic days. This lady’s thighs were especially made to be my comfy pillows. Pillows to rest my weary head against, tuck my arms around and caress the soft silky texture. OK, time to come out of the Twi-Light zone since my angina is kicking up. Rating: “A+”.
Yes, today’s show time was a memory jogger alright. This lady’s body is definitely conducive to making any young, middle-aged or senior male’s (ok we’ll give equal time to lesbians) libido rise proudly to the occasion. That occasion, of course, is to adore the magnificence of the female anatomy.
Toejam’s over all Rating: “A+”. Any lesser rating would be a sacrilege to the wonder of Mother Nature’s engineering.
Why do beautiful girls wear ugly shoes? She sure does have some pretty perfect boobage and it appears that she also has a fine womanly rear end too. Thanks Denny!
She’s wearing shoes?
What a fine specimen, indeed. Those breasts appear to be natural……and they are SPECTACULAR; very close to perfection. I didn’t notice any shoes, however, it does appear that the panties may have been digitally added.