Oh My Goodness!! Them are the finest boobage I’ve seen here so far! Thanks Denny! (Note – the spell checker suggests “boob age”. Not quite the same thing.)
OK, it’s just a day past the Northern hemisphere Summer solstice so I guess it’s fun-in-the-sun time. This Prada sunglass wearer seems to be soaking up those vitamin D rays faster than a Democrat can pick the public treasury’s pockets. I use to love the summer on the Jersey Shore. Every weekend My friends and I would brave the 4 hour drive down the Garden State Parkway (1&1/2 with no traffic jams) and our sights would be set on: 1) gettin laid, 2) lettin blowed, 3) gettin a little feminine hand, 4) OK, maybe just a little tit squeeze……..Alright, already we usually ended up hammered on cheap beer. $1 for 5 ….7oz glasses in some beachfront bar in either Seaside heights, Point Pleasant or the old stand-bye Belmar………………MEMORIES!
Onward to Toejam’s Judgement Saturday.
1) Face: Damn sunglasses obscure her eyes; however her lips are oozing sensual hi-jinx. Nicely shaped and certainly covered in factor 75 sunblock. That’s OK, cause sunblock has the quality to make them just right for slipping your probe down deep. Rating: “A+”
2) Boobage: As usual the aureoles are far too large for the nice, natural mammaries they crown. I think Denny stays up nights just Googling “large Aureoles” just to annoy me. That’s OK however. Large aureoles are better than none at all I suppose. Her breasts have a special appeal. As stated in a previous sentence they are in this expert’s judgement natural. No plastic surgery here. And they have that subtle sag that really gives them that: “Come put your hands under us and gently play with us till you break out in a ferocious sweat and your Joe Snyder shining tanga thong snaps” appearance. OK, I’m in. Let’s play. Rating: “A+”
3) Arms, tummy and legs: I’m putting these anatomy parts all in one cause the view is kinda obstructed. They look perfectly fine. Firm, toned and currently have just the right amount of glow to make her a fine choice for today’s eyeball exercize. Rating: “A”.
Toejam’s official overall rating: “A”. And well deserved, might I add!
Over all I think this lady is just a fine example of good old American womanhood. She typifies the innocence I once experienced many decades ago. Days before the computer, Cellphone and even the TV remote. We were pioneers for the shinning examples of freshly scrubbed youth of the 1950’s. Hell, we only had ONE girl get knocked up in our senior year at High school and she disappeared never to be seen again. Now, every 3rd babe is walking the hallowed halls with a tummy bump. And out of a class of 250 we only had one Black dude “Elsworth” and One Latino, by the name of Hector. The rest of us were good old fashioned White Anglos. OK, I’m straying off the boobage path. So I guess I’d better end this before the NAACP, ACLU and Southern Progressives start picketing my house.
I must quibble — or at least question — the assertion of the typification of innocence. The barely-larger-than-areolae bikini tan lines does not, to my suspicious eye, suggest innocence; quite the opposite. If one must have tan lines, at least they should suggest a modicum of modesty. Personally I’m an advocate of solar evasion for Caucasians. We were designed for northern climes, and have no business exposing our tender flesh to tropical solar radiation. Those that do will shortly take on the appearance of aged leather. Which I guess is okay if the gal is a rental and not a purchase.
I don’t know if I come here every Saturday morning for the weekly boobage or for the toejam review anymore…
Where can you get such great entertainment???
The fact that she’s running around in public with nothing on indicates that she’s a liberal. They do that for some reason. Unfortunately, most of them aren’t this attractive!
She gots freckles , I love it when a pretty girl has freckles, I jus’ wanna lick ’em clean off. Of course there’d be lots and lots of kissin’ and such in between lick’n the freckles off. She could keep a man busy and happy for years.
Magnificent boobs. Had a GF with firm, hanging boobage like that, and never missed an opportunity to jiggle them some, mostly just before my mouth clamped closed on one of them.
Yum….!
This is said GF in a photo taken around 1975 or so…
Oh My Goodness!! Them are the finest boobage I’ve seen here so far! Thanks Denny! (Note – the spell checker suggests “boob age”. Not quite the same thing.)
OK, it’s just a day past the Northern hemisphere Summer solstice so I guess it’s fun-in-the-sun time. This Prada sunglass wearer seems to be soaking up those vitamin D rays faster than a Democrat can pick the public treasury’s pockets. I use to love the summer on the Jersey Shore. Every weekend My friends and I would brave the 4 hour drive down the Garden State Parkway (1&1/2 with no traffic jams) and our sights would be set on: 1) gettin laid, 2) lettin blowed, 3) gettin a little feminine hand, 4) OK, maybe just a little tit squeeze……..Alright, already we usually ended up hammered on cheap beer. $1 for 5 ….7oz glasses in some beachfront bar in either Seaside heights, Point Pleasant or the old stand-bye Belmar………………MEMORIES!
Onward to Toejam’s Judgement Saturday.
1) Face: Damn sunglasses obscure her eyes; however her lips are oozing sensual hi-jinx. Nicely shaped and certainly covered in factor 75 sunblock. That’s OK, cause sunblock has the quality to make them just right for slipping your probe down deep. Rating: “A+”
2) Boobage: As usual the aureoles are far too large for the nice, natural mammaries they crown. I think Denny stays up nights just Googling “large Aureoles” just to annoy me. That’s OK however. Large aureoles are better than none at all I suppose. Her breasts have a special appeal. As stated in a previous sentence they are in this expert’s judgement natural. No plastic surgery here. And they have that subtle sag that really gives them that: “Come put your hands under us and gently play with us till you break out in a ferocious sweat and your Joe Snyder shining tanga thong snaps” appearance. OK, I’m in. Let’s play. Rating: “A+”
3) Arms, tummy and legs: I’m putting these anatomy parts all in one cause the view is kinda obstructed. They look perfectly fine. Firm, toned and currently have just the right amount of glow to make her a fine choice for today’s eyeball exercize. Rating: “A”.
Toejam’s official overall rating: “A”. And well deserved, might I add!
Over all I think this lady is just a fine example of good old American womanhood. She typifies the innocence I once experienced many decades ago. Days before the computer, Cellphone and even the TV remote. We were pioneers for the shinning examples of freshly scrubbed youth of the 1950’s. Hell, we only had ONE girl get knocked up in our senior year at High school and she disappeared never to be seen again. Now, every 3rd babe is walking the hallowed halls with a tummy bump. And out of a class of 250 we only had one Black dude “Elsworth” and One Latino, by the name of Hector. The rest of us were good old fashioned White Anglos. OK, I’m straying off the boobage path. So I guess I’d better end this before the NAACP, ACLU and Southern Progressives start picketing my house.
I must quibble — or at least question — the assertion of the typification of innocence. The barely-larger-than-areolae bikini tan lines does not, to my suspicious eye, suggest innocence; quite the opposite. If one must have tan lines, at least they should suggest a modicum of modesty. Personally I’m an advocate of solar evasion for Caucasians. We were designed for northern climes, and have no business exposing our tender flesh to tropical solar radiation. Those that do will shortly take on the appearance of aged leather. Which I guess is okay if the gal is a rental and not a purchase.
That much lop-sideage doesn’t get an “A+”.
Yeesh, DDP must’ve put a major zap on yer head.
Am I the only one noticing her left boob is significantly larger than her right?
JT – Most women have breasts of unequal size.
Also known as my favorite one.
Nope.
YaKnow….
I don’t know if I come here every Saturday morning for the weekly boobage or for the toejam review anymore…
Where can you get such great entertainment???
The jewelry she has on indicates that she is a liberal.
Pass.
The fact that she’s running around in public with nothing on indicates that she’s a liberal. They do that for some reason. Unfortunately, most of them aren’t this attractive!
She gots freckles , I love it when a pretty girl has freckles, I jus’ wanna lick ’em clean off. Of course there’d be lots and lots of kissin’ and such in between lick’n the freckles off. She could keep a man busy and happy for years.
Gerry N.
Magnificent boobs. Had a GF with firm, hanging boobage like that, and never missed an opportunity to jiggle them some, mostly just before my mouth clamped closed on one of them.
Yum….!
This is said GF in a photo taken around 1975 or so…
http://www.ljvideo.com/public/Karren.jpg
she looks like a tree hugger and I sure have some wood for her to hug … just saying
Hopefully your bark won’t exceed her bite.