Holy Aureole great creator of the chest puppy nostrils. First it was the humongous dark-pink blotches now we have oval buds on the ends of the mammaries. I have to admit, however, there is something kinda alluring about aureoles shaped like a NASCAR track. Maybe it’s the thought of my tongue pretending to be Dale Earnhardt’s Mountain Dew/National Guard Chevy doing laps at 200 mph. Hell, if I were gonna be doing laps on this sweetie it would be on a track further South. After a second glance I then spied her navel. Holy crimminy. It’s the freakin size of Lake Mead. I’ve never seen anything that huge. That recent asteroid didn’t just skim past earth; it smacked this babe in her gut. Damn, if I had my specialized rubber anti-fungal HAZMAT suit on I might just jump in and do some spelunking.
OK, enough of the gratuitous malarkey. On with the show.
1) Face: Very pretty indeed. Her teeth are the nicest I’ve come across in quite some time. Her hair gets a few points subtracted for the color. I don’t really like dark haired women. The dark mane generally means the rest of their bodies are festooned with an over generous portion of thick stubble that’d defeat a John Deere reaper. OK, I admit I’m a blonde aficionado. The prop glasses are a nice touch. They give her the faux innocence of a virgin schoolmarmish look. Innocence? Baloney, there’s nothing like a horny MILF high school teacher to give her football star student a little after-class lesson in biology. Rating: “B+”.
2) Boobage: Natural is the first thing that pops out when I view these fine specimens. Not Dolly Parton sized (thank goodness) nor flat plateaus either. Just right for fondling. I kidded about the oval aureoles before. That really doesn’t detract from these prize melons of tender mammary mass. The nipples complete a very fine display of perfect Kahuna landscape. Rating: “A+”.
3) Torso: Huge ovoid navel aside, she’ does have a nice tight, curvy middle. Smooth, flawless and hips flared just enough to make her mid-section the perfect landing pad for my cruise missile just before it explodes on contact with that felt soft runway. Rating: “A”.
4) The grey-haired ancient bitch in the photograph: Hi Grandma. Shit I thought you died of a heart attack in 1963 while watching Lawrence Welk on your 12 inch Dumont TV screen. Rating “F”, but that doesn’t count toward our “little miss I’d like to eat your muffet’s” rating.
OK Toejam overall rating: “A”.
Unfortunately a full length pic showing what I believe would be award winning gams would have boosted her into the “+” category, but expert raters can’t judge on speculation alone.
Though Toe and I are usually diametrically opposed on our tastes in the fairer sex (I like the dark hair, blue eyes, buxom big boobs type a-la Linda Carter [they didn’t call her Wonder Woman for nothing]) I have to agree on the mid section issue here. I’ve seen fairway divots at Augusta National smaller than that gash in her abdomen. An appendectomy scar gone awry, perhaps?
I like the pictureon the left hand side of the dirty old grey haired man looking up at her boobs! that’ll be me in a few years and I’ll have that same look!!! YUM!!!
Incredible boobs, but her high point is that wonderful innie tummy button. I would wager that it is the source of immediate and repeated screaming orgasms when it is stroked by the tip of a tongue
I’ve sucked on more women’s nipples than the number of socks you’ve worn hole in.
Actually, boobage is a sideline. I’m a dedicated leg man but at the boobage site I guess tose sacs win out.
I started my journey into carnal hedonism at 16. This month I celebrate my 71st birthday. So 55 years down the Libido road I still haven’t reached the ultimate Orgasmic experience. Gotta keep truckin.
Real! as far as I can tell. Though Toejam might bitch about the size of the nipples. FIRST!
i don’t think she needs glasses…she is looking good
She’s a naughty librarian. Oooh! My book’s late! Spank me!
These “tan line” gals have been mighty fine looking, I must say.
Holy Aureole great creator of the chest puppy nostrils. First it was the humongous dark-pink blotches now we have oval buds on the ends of the mammaries. I have to admit, however, there is something kinda alluring about aureoles shaped like a NASCAR track. Maybe it’s the thought of my tongue pretending to be Dale Earnhardt’s Mountain Dew/National Guard Chevy doing laps at 200 mph. Hell, if I were gonna be doing laps on this sweetie it would be on a track further South. After a second glance I then spied her navel. Holy crimminy. It’s the freakin size of Lake Mead. I’ve never seen anything that huge. That recent asteroid didn’t just skim past earth; it smacked this babe in her gut. Damn, if I had my specialized rubber anti-fungal HAZMAT suit on I might just jump in and do some spelunking.
OK, enough of the gratuitous malarkey. On with the show.
1) Face: Very pretty indeed. Her teeth are the nicest I’ve come across in quite some time. Her hair gets a few points subtracted for the color. I don’t really like dark haired women. The dark mane generally means the rest of their bodies are festooned with an over generous portion of thick stubble that’d defeat a John Deere reaper. OK, I admit I’m a blonde aficionado. The prop glasses are a nice touch. They give her the faux innocence of a virgin schoolmarmish look. Innocence? Baloney, there’s nothing like a horny MILF high school teacher to give her football star student a little after-class lesson in biology. Rating: “B+”.
2) Boobage: Natural is the first thing that pops out when I view these fine specimens. Not Dolly Parton sized (thank goodness) nor flat plateaus either. Just right for fondling. I kidded about the oval aureoles before. That really doesn’t detract from these prize melons of tender mammary mass. The nipples complete a very fine display of perfect Kahuna landscape. Rating: “A+”.
3) Torso: Huge ovoid navel aside, she’ does have a nice tight, curvy middle. Smooth, flawless and hips flared just enough to make her mid-section the perfect landing pad for my cruise missile just before it explodes on contact with that felt soft runway. Rating: “A”.
4) The grey-haired ancient bitch in the photograph: Hi Grandma. Shit I thought you died of a heart attack in 1963 while watching Lawrence Welk on your 12 inch Dumont TV screen. Rating “F”, but that doesn’t count toward our “little miss I’d like to eat your muffet’s” rating.
OK Toejam overall rating: “A”.
Unfortunately a full length pic showing what I believe would be award winning gams would have boosted her into the “+” category, but expert raters can’t judge on speculation alone.
Though Toe and I are usually diametrically opposed on our tastes in the fairer sex (I like the dark hair, blue eyes, buxom big boobs type a-la Linda Carter [they didn’t call her Wonder Woman for nothing]) I have to agree on the mid section issue here. I’ve seen fairway divots at Augusta National smaller than that gash in her abdomen. An appendectomy scar gone awry, perhaps?
I’m having trouble identifying some of the flags on the world map !
What flags?
What world map?
I’d throw a tan-trum if it got me to her tan lines!
I like the pictureon the left hand side of the dirty old grey haired man looking up at her boobs! that’ll be me in a few years and I’ll have that same look!!! YUM!!!
Incredible boobs, but her high point is that wonderful innie tummy button. I would wager that it is the source of immediate and repeated screaming orgasms when it is stroked by the tip of a tongue
TJ, have you ever seen real tits? I think it would take a Ph.D.-level study and thesis to figure out the basis of your nipple psychosis.
Thomas,
I’ve sucked on more women’s nipples than the number of socks you’ve worn hole in.
Actually, boobage is a sideline. I’m a dedicated leg man but at the boobage site I guess tose sacs win out.
I started my journey into carnal hedonism at 16. This month I celebrate my 71st birthday. So 55 years down the Libido road I still haven’t reached the ultimate Orgasmic experience. Gotta keep truckin.
OMG – she’s twin-twatted..!
Or, that’s a damned weird navel there. Either way, I’d take it…
Nice girl, but stay away from those teeth. Those look like organ grinders. What’s Up Bitch?
Casual day at work? Looks like she’s a teacher. Why didn’t they look like tha when I was in school? Is it too late to go back?
I like them.