This week’s uninformed voter joke is from Joe.
An uninformed voter wanted to join a VERY strict church. One of the requirements was that she had to memorize an entire book of the Bible.The Sunday School teacher wrote the names of all 72 books that comprise the King James Bible.The uninformed voter studied the list and made her choice.
She studied on Monday.
She studied on Tuesday.
She studied on Wednesday.
She took Thursday and Friday off work, went to the library and studied all day.
She studied for 16 hours on Saturday.
On Sunday, the teacher asked if any students wanted to attempt a recitation.
The uninformed voter stood up. Everybody was surprised because they knew she was a mental lightweight.
The instructor told her to name the book of the Bible and then to recite it.
She drew herself up. She did an Obama/Mussilini chin-stretch.
“First Letter of Peter.”
“Capital ‘P’ “And then she sat down.
That’s funny.
There are 80 books in older editions of the KJV and 66 in newer editions.
The Douay-Rheims has 72 books.
I just posts them as I get them. How would you expect an atheist to know how many books there are in the Bible? I’ve only read a few books of the Old Testament and all of the books in the New Testament.
I read the whole Bible twice, and I didn’t see the mistake, Denny. It must have been the hickory daiquiri drinks. I find it hard to count properly after a few of them.
Claudia – He’s disputing the number of books.