Sung to Suicide Is Painless from the MASH movie which became the theme song for the TV show which I didn’t watch because it wasn’t even close to being as funny as the movie and it descended into liberalism with the smarmy Alan Alda and it got even worse when Wayne Rogers left and was replaced by Mike Farrell, someone as liberal, if not more liberal, than Alda.

Through speeches filled with lies I see
What Obamacare will be
The pains it holds in store for me
I understand most perfectly. . . .

Obamacare is flaky
Its principles are shaky
But we can’t take or leave it as we please.

The Congress found a way to make
Exceptions for their friends to take
And unions get a big tax break
While we’re left with a huge heartache

‘Cause ACA is broken
Its mysteries unspoken
And no one read its murky legalese.

In Washington the game they play
Is politics the whole damned day
No matter what the people say
We’re gonna lose it anyway

And Welfare is so pleasing
And EBT’s so easy
And Nanny State has lots of cheddar cheese

The way Progressives win is cheat
Before we even vote we’re beat
And Harry won’t give up his seat
While Nancy does her re-repeat

Our Congress is unfaithful
Unethical and spiteful
And can’t remember it went there for.

The President has such thin skin
It ruptures as Fox News begins
And festers when the truth sinks in
While Carney tries to make it spin . . .

And scandals keep appearing
From Lib’ral racketeering
‘Til someone says, “Oh Looky, there’s a squirrel!”

A patriot once asked of me
What are the answers that are key
Will we remain a strong country?
So I said, “Ask our CinC.”

‘Cause bankruptcy is painless
It brings on many changes
And Detroit is the future, I foresee . . .
And Islam will bring death to you and me.