Didja hear about it? Precious, the 19 year old illiterate high school junior, who can’t read cursive, is going to college. Tom Joyner has offered to pay her way. Of course, first she has to get out of high school, no easy feat for someone as dumb as she is. Then she has to pass the SATs and entrance exams. Good luck with that. Fortunately for her, since she’s black, standards are lower than for whites and Asians. Bless those Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) requirements. And guess what she wants to study? She wants to be a lawyer. Let’s see, she’ll prolly graduate from high school at 21 (if she’s lucky). Then, it will prolly take her six or seven years to get through college and that’s with tutoring, providing she doesn’t flunk out. I give her one semester. Then she has to take the LSAT to get into law school. If she makes that (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA), she might get out of law school by the time she’s 31. She’s prolly smart enough to replace Angela Corey. A 3rd grade pissant could replace Angela Corey. Maybe I’m wrong here. That effete British snob Piers Morgan said that she’s “one smart cookie” because she speaks three languages. Unfortunately for her, English isn’t one of them. Do they have an Ebonics law school?
Yeah, I’m piling on, but reading some of the left wing sites is hilarious.
They loves them some Rachel.
We’ve grown to love Rachel Jeantel, Trayvon Martin’s friend who was the last person to speak with the slain teen before his tragic death at the hands of faux neighborhood watch captain, George Zimmerman. Since we first spotted her on the stand during Zimmerman’s trial, we’ve been endeared to her and we’re glad to know we’re not the only ones.
Mass stupidity at work. “faux neighborhood watch captain”? He was a neighborhood watch captain, but these are lefties so don’t expect the truth.
Radio host Tom Joyner reached out to Jeantel, showing his support via a full scholarship to an HBCU of her choice. Jeantel was more than delighted to accept and called in to the “Rickey Smiley Morning Show” to share her plans for college. Of her career plans, Rachel says she may go into law enforcement. “Or I’ve been thinking about an attorney, becoming an attorney. You never know.” Rickey Smiley even offered to pay for Rachel’s first semester of books!
After which she will be done with school and will prolly go on welfare and will commence her life’s work as a baby mama for thugs in the ‘hood. Smiley is another idiot throwing money away.
In this interview, Rachel offered insight into what Trayvon was really like. “Oh, he was a family guy. A family guy. I loving person, a good friend. And just somebody to talk to when you need help,” Rachel shared.
What planet do these people live on?
They live on the planet “Stupid”.
http://youtu.be/d4SldBobdO4
Thank you, Barry Soetoro voters.
Hey Denny, let’s go easy on people who graduate from college way late. Not all of us are stupid. Just really lazy.
True Josh, and some of us spend twenty years doing service time and working for a living before we return to college. I graduated 19 years behind my high school classmates. I got a BA in History which qualified me to get an interview at a major Aerospace company. Of course a university degree has been so dumbed down since I earned one that even an illiterate, IQ deficient (70), non-english speaker can get a BA from a HBCU. I give the over-under of her chances at a Law Degree as “NEVER”.
my history sa on da first amemint
way back wen in old day some old ass cracka king be tellin peeps dey cant say nussing bad bout him o he dun kill dem bitches ded. wel den da pilgrims said now way f dat and they come to kill all da indyins and the rote the first amemint so dey can say all dey want. then they got slaves like sum reel assholes and thats
de end.
Rachel Jeantel
I agree Josh. I flunked out of college on my first try. After I got out of the Navy, I went back to school and got an Associates Degree in Electrical Engineering from a local community college. When I went on to the four year college, I dropped out after two semesters because I was disgusted with the quality of education I was receiving compared to what I was paying. I didn’t realize that I wasn’t going to school to get an education but a piece of paper. I was also burned out by working three jobs while taking a full course load in electronic engineering. The GI Bill didn’t cover all of my expenses. After hiring on with IBM, I went back to the community college at night and got another associate degree, this time in Management and Supervisory Development. That’s when I still wanted to be a manager. I disabused myself of that notion when I realized I would have to manage people like myself.
That was nice to hear, Denny. 22 years after quitting High School, I just finished an Associates in Management and Development. Sounds like I joined some good company.
The hardest part of that degree was Economics 101 and Accounting 101. The rest of the courses I got A’s in without even trying. Sure was a lot easier than my engineering classes.
I had to take Accounting 101 and 102 (Managerial Accounting). I didn’t care for either one of them, but 102 was difficult and not the least bit interesting to me. I almost wound up quitting school simply over that class. My wife loved it though – when I had Accounting (either one) homework, that’s when I decided to re-insulate the attic and run electrical outlets to the patio. At the least, Accounting made me more productive around the house.
I had to spend a lot of time on Accounting. Lots of homework. I don’t regret taking it because it gave me the ability to read financial statements and to set up a budget for myself and see where my money was going.
“I disabused myself of that notion when I realized I would have to manage people like myself.”
Moreover, Denny, sooner or later as a manager you would have been forced to preach the so-called virtues of “diversity” and “affirmative action” and “prevention of sexual harassment”. You’d have retired, though, before having to hold all-hands meetings for observation of “Gay Pride Day” or some such horseshit…
cheers chuck
I graduated 12 years after my cohorts. I ran into a little thing called Calculus. (“You wanna be an engineer? I don’t think so!”). I was fortunate to eventually hook up with an employer that would cover my college tuition and earned my B.S. in Chemistry working all day and going to school at night.
I can’t say I’d do it that way again but I’m glad I did it eventually.
Ralph – I loved Calculus. Took three semesters, one semester of Differential Equations, and when I transferred to Washington University, I had to take a semester of Applied Advanced Calculus. You need Calculus to understand Physics. I hated Engineering Drawing since I can’t draw a straight line with a ruler.
I guess the moral of this story is that if you put a Moe Howard wig on a cow flop, someone will give it a scholarship?
That’s part of the “affirmative action” plan.
Small correction, ‘Creole’ is not a separate language, it is simply Pidgin French. My guess is that her French would not be recognized in France.
Ce est la vie, cracka.
I hope someone keeps track of her. I’d love to see where this goes in 10 years. My guess is nowhere. Any time you hand someone something, they are bound to abuse it. It must be earned to be appreciated.
Uhhhh….picking the flyshit out of the pepper–she was not the last person to converse with Martin.
Zimmerman was.
And to be argumentative There is clearly evidence that she is illiterate by my standards, there is also evidence that she is NOT illiterate according to the standards set by the state.
But most importantly I am not at all sure that she is stupid. (I do consider “stupid”, “ignorant” and “illiterate” to separate things that are not necessarily interdependent.
Larry – She may not be stupid, but listening to her speak, she sure comes across as stupid. It could be that she is uneducated, but the fact that she cannot read cursive, sumpin’ people in my generation learned how to do in the third grade, makes me think that she is stupid. Also, by the age of 19, she should be out of high school and not in the eleventh grade indicating that she missed a year or two somewhere along the line. Her weight, altho’ it may be genetic, indicates that she lacks self discipline. I really should feel sorry for her, but she comes across as an ignorant, stupid racist who hates white people. And I realize that there is a difference between ignorance and stupidity. Ignorance can be fixed. Stupidity is forever. In her case, I think it’s forever.
Add to that, schools and people in general have much lower standards any more. We just don’t expect much from each other it seems. Especially from our children. Parents would rather be friends with their kids, teachers just want to shuffle them on to the next person. It’s a sad state of affairs.
This stupid, not stupid, educated, not educated thing is getting difficult to understand for us “old school” types. I just read that Caroline Kennedy is going to be ambassador to Japan. The last time I heard Caroline speak publicly she sounded like a valley girl on a bad day. Now, I know she has an ivy league education and I doubt her mother would encourage her to talk like an uneducated dolt, but there it was. I don’t know what to make of it.
She’s a Kennedy. Do you think an Ivy League school would dare to flunk Caroline, the daughter of the martyred St. John of Camelot?
I’m like, moved to wonder how, like, fluent Ms Kennedy is in, like, Japanese. I’m like, I know how I’d bet.
Like, know what I mean?
chuck
I’m thinking that with the help of affirmative action (“all hail diversity”) and the standard practice of moving students along whether they have learned anything or not will help Rachel. Assuming the above concepts to be accurate, Rachel will be able to graduate from college and then law school within 3 years (She’ll be moved ahead due to her undeniable brilliance and (“all hail diversity”) race.
She then will take a “special diversity” bar exam and be crowned a lawyer!
Then comes the good stuff, she can become barry soetero’s attorney general, just after barry has been inaugurated for his third term. She can serve with Jessie Jackson as secretary of state, Jessie Jackson Jr. as treasury secretary.
This will be a progressive’s dream come true and the world will view the wonderful progress this country will make.
I think a lot of people will get killed should any of your predictions even look like they might come true. The shooting will start very second Barry tries to get a third term. That would be the straw that breaks the camel’s back, constitutionally speaking.
She shouldn’t be that hard to train, if they can make the Lipazonier (sp) stallions dance, they can accomplish as much with her. Its just an application of voltage.
Jeremy – After all pigs are supposed to be intelligent, so maybe they can train her.
One word.
Idiocracy
http://youtu.be/BBvIweCIgwk