This one is from Heironymus.
Fred and Lynda were making passionate love in Fred’s Transit van when suddenly
Lynda ( being a bit on the kinky side) yells out: “Oh, fat boy, whip
me, whip me!”
Fred, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have
any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, opened the window, snaps
the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Lynda until they both collapse
in sado-masochistic ecstasy.
About a week later, Lynda notices that the marks left by the whipping
session are not healing and starting to fester a bit so she goes to the
doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks: “Did you get these marks having sex?”
Lynda a little too embarrassed that she had even slept with Fred let alone
allowed him to indulge in her own kinky desires, eventually admits that,
“Yes, I did.”
Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims: “I thought so, because in
all my years as a doctor, you’ve got the worst case of van aerial disease
that I’ve ever seen.”
And whiplash, too…
Now your whipping us Denny…good thing CyberWhipping dont leave a mark!!!!!!
Now your giving us a Whipping…Good thing Cyber Whipping dont leave a Mark
Is it obvious I cant get used to your new system!!!!!????
Tyguy – This must of been the first time you commented since my upgrade. Your comments went into the pending queue. Now that you’re approved, your comments will now go into approved status. BTW, my new system has already blocked over 1200 comment spam comments. I made a good decision to move to Word Press. It took me a while to get used to it as well, but now I love it.
Great Pun.
It is indeed worthy of a huge round of applause:
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP!
fell out of my chair!
It’s worthy of a loud groan.
My two daughters (ages 50 and 48) are here with their kids visiting. I read that to them a few moments ago, and now they both want to kill me for some reason: “You made us stand here all this time to listen to THAT!!!!????”
Mbwahahahahaha….