Ron gives us his opinion of the hag Helen Thomas.

Inarguably, Thomas worked her way up from humble origins to a position of matronly prominence. She was energetic, ambitious, and determined. For that she deserves a measure of respect.

However, like many others who ascend to the top of the heap in reporting and analyzing current events, she developed an inflated opinion of the accuracy of her observations and the value of her analyses.

In other words, in the last years of her career she became tedious, self-repetitive, pretentious, and quite often wrong. The substance of her work ultimately rested more on her reputation than on her documentation.

Her attitude became presumptuous with a self-important perspective that came across less often as delightful and insightful and more like sneaky and cheeky. She morphed into a stale and tiresome echo of her earlier self.

Like an athlete past his prime but loathe to retire, she constructed a platform of triumphs and awards and attaboys she collected during her career and then stood atop it to vent her true anti-conservative feelings to a receptive liberal audience.

Like Kronkite and Rather before her, and Katie Couric later, she excoriated Republican leaders and lionized Democratic figures. Her self-directed attack on Israeli policies, which led to her resignation, finally revealed her true nature.

As age piled up on her and what little beauty she once possessed morphed into Medusa-like features, she believed her stature would permit her to defend her beloved Hizbollock heathens at the expense of Israelis who had transformed a wasteland into a garden.

She cannot accurately be called an anti-semite, but she was most assuredly anti-Israel and certainly no supporter of US policies where Arab states were concerned. Helen Thomas was a fixture in Washington for half a century, but like all fixtures, she eventually became corroded, leaky, and unreliable.

You’d think that someone who rubbed sleeves with movers and shakers for half a century would have realized that one “Aw, Shit!” wipes out a thousand attaboys. If she’d retired at the end of Clinton’s second term, she’d be remembered today as the Grand Old Dame of the American Press Corps instead of a washed-up, bitter, sour old hag who hung around too long and stunk up the place.

Ouch! That’s gonna leave a mark. Every word is true.

Saw this at Dana’s Place

If Obama had a son, he would look like Trayvon.
If Obama had his way, his daughters would grow up to be Sandra Fluke. Or Lena Dunham.
If Obama had a healthcare plan, it would look like Britain. And not in a good way.
If Obama had a plan to make abortion “safe, legal, and rare,” it would look like Gosnell’s clinic.
If Obama had a football team, it would look like powder puff football.
If Obama had a military, it would look like… powder puff football.
If Obama had an energy independence policy, it would look like Solyndra.
If Obama had an updated First Amendment, it would look like China.
If Obama had an updated Second Amendment, it would look like Chicago.
If Obama had an updated Fourth Amendment, it would look like 1984.
If Obama had an economic policy, it would look like Detroit.
If Obama had a racial unity plan, it would look like 1861.
If Obama had an equality plan, it would look like Animal Farm.
But remember this: if Stalin had a President, he would look like Barack Obama.

This would be funny if it wasn’t true.

Toejam sen me this one. It was true then and it’s true now. Two of the leading members of the Black Grievance Industry.

Both of these RWPPs have to be laughing all the way to the bank at how dumb average blacks are to fall for their bullshit. Their children went to private schools while they condemn black children to failing gummint schools and oppose voucher programs. Jesse Jackson extorted a Chicago beer distributorship from Anheuser Busch for his family. Al Sharpton had his friends pay his settlement in the defamation of character lawsuit against him that Steve Pagones won for the Tawana Brawley scam. Sharpton has been rewarded for his race hustling and given respectability by having his own television show on MSNBC, which pretty much shows their journalistic standards. Neither have had to take any responsibility for their actions. Sharpton is responsible for more deaths than George Zimmeram. See Freddie’s Fashion Mart.

Just imagine if a Republican administration had done this. The LSM would be demanding impeachment and that Eric Holder be fired. Instead we had to spend months listening about how a “racist white Hispanic” had gunned down an “innocent little black boy.”

What? You haven’t heard of this? Yannow why? Because they were killed by other blacks rather than a “white Hispanic” so they aren’t politically useful. And this was just in Chicago. Who knows how many were killed in black run Detroit.

Shootings left at least four men dead and 9 other people wounded across the city Saturday night and Sunday morning.

The violence was largely confined to the South and West Sides and three of the incidents had more than one victim, according to authorities.

The most recent shooting happened about 4:01 a.m. in the Cabrini-Green neighborhood – just north of Chicago Avenue on Cambridge Avenue. Two men, one 25 and the other either 23 or 24, were shot and taken to Northwestern Memorial Hospital. The older of the two was dropped off there and died of his wounds, and the other was taken there in an ambulance with a wound to the leg.

So where were Jesse and Al? Where was Obumbler. After all, thirty-five years ago, this could have been him.

About the same time, a 17-year-old girl was shot in the 5000 block of South Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Drive in the Bronzeville neighborhood. She was shot in the foot and taken to the University of Chicago Hospital.

No race mentioned, but if she was on a street named MLK it prolly means she was black. In fact, if you look at where all these shootings have taken place, they are all in black neighborhoods. The perps and victims were all black, nary a “white Hispanic” to be found. Yet there is no outcry in the LSM about this. The tragedy is not a “white Hispanic” shooting a black thug in self defense. The tragedy is what happens everyday in black neighborhoods in Chicago, Detroit, Newark, East St. Louis, St. Louis, Gary, and any other cities with a large black population.

President Obeauzeau, there is a reason we click our door locks when we see blacks. It’s because blacks are more likely to harm us than whites are.

That smarmy little liberal, E. J. Dionne had an op-ed in this morning’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation where he quoted Cory Booker, the black mayor of Newark, New Jersey, saying much of the same bullshit as Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade said on Friday. Stuff like “locking jewelry cases” when blacks appear. “Clicking door locks.”

I got news for you white-hating racist liberals and for you Corey Booker, and also Obummer.. As soon as blacks become law abiding citizens, this stuff will stop. It’s as simple as that. Don’t blame the white victims of black crime and the people who don’t want to become victims of black crime. Look in the mirror. It’s not the fault of whites, it’s the fault of blacks. Well, I need to modify that. It is the fault of white liberals, who with their Great Fucking Society, broke up the black family that stayed intact from the abolition of slavery to the abolition of Jim Crow laws. Through all of that period of discrimination and segregation, the black family remained intact. Then LBJ got his Great Fucking Society bill passed. The passage of welfare did what the KKK couldn’t do: destroy the black family. Illegitimacy among blacks is over 70%. Most young black boys don’t have a father, so their male role models are rappers, gang-bangers, pimps, and drug dealers. If the KKK tried to destroy black families they could not have done a better job than the Dimocrat Party. Of course, the KKK was the militant wing of the Dimocrat Party, so that explains a lot. Kleagle Byrd was prolly secretly proud of the way he and the Dimocrats destroyed the black family and sentenced blacks to poverty, sub-standard education, and gummint dependence and got them to keep voting for the policies that keep them this way. What a successful scam!

LBJ said that welfare was supposed to be “a hand up not a handout”. And when he and the Dimocrats were stumping for it, their examples of poverty were poor whites in Appalachia, not poor blacks in ghettos and housing projects. Now we have black multigenerational welfare families who know nothing else. LBJ even said in private that if he was able to pass welfare he would have “niggers voting Dimocrat for generations”. Boy was he right!

Don’t call me boy, you racist cracka!

OK can I call you nigga? Rachel Jeantel told me that was OK.

St. Trayvon was a gangsta wannabe. Reading his cellphone records confirms that. Had they been allowed as evidence in his trial, the jury would have taken less time to come back with a not guilty verdict. If Rachel Jeantel had told the court what she told Piers Morgan about how she thought Zimmerman might be a gay rapist, that would also have been in Zimmerman’s favor. Had this case been presented to a grand jury, as it should have, we would not have been subjected to this trial. Angela Corey knew this. She should be disbarred like Mike Nifong was in the Duke Lacrosse Team case.

What we got to see throughout this circus was journalistic malfeasance. The LSM kept posting the picture of a 14 year old Trayvon Martin to portray him as this cute little angelic black boy. Over the weekend my AT&T Yahoo logon screen had this picture side by side with Zimmerman’s photo. Not only George Zimmerman but the truth was the victim during this lynching.

The “iced tea” that St. Trayvon was carrying was not iced tea but Arizona Watermelon (how stereotypical) Fruit Juice Cocktail, which along with skittles can be mixed with cough syrup to make a drink called Lean. One of the side effects of this drink was paranoia. Once again, St. Trayvon’s cellphone texts talked about this. The LSM was silent.

After all, this was a man bites dog story. Unlike black on black killings and black on white killings which are common, they finally had evidence of “racism” with a “white” man, who is as white as Oboner, killing an “innocent little black boy”. (I wonder what Trayvon would say if you called him a “little black boy”.) NBC doctored the 911 tape to try to prove Zimmerman was a racist. I hope Zimmerman wins his defamation lawsuit against NBC for this journalistic malfeasance.

Modern “journalism” has morphed into propaganda. This lynching was the most egregious example of this. It was totally disgusting and the “journalists” involved in this should hang their heads in shame. Goebbels would be proud.

This one is from Toejam. So you think his boobage reviews are bad? His puns are worse.

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?

Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.

As the story goes, the farmer’s daughter asked her father, “Who is that man going into the barn?” “That fellow traveling through,” said the farmer. “needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn.”

The daughter said, “Perhaps he is hungry.” So she prepared him a plate of food for him and then took it out to the barn.

About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing was disheveled and she had straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went.

The farmer’s wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn! She too did not return for over an hour.

Her clothing was askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly. She also headed straight to bed.

The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.

When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she broke into tears. “How could he leave without even saying goodbye,” she cried. “We made such passionate love last night!”

“What?” shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain. The farmer screamed up at him, “I’m going to get you! You had sex with my daughter!”

The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next to his mouth , and yelled out…..
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Got this one from Tom.

A police officer arrives at an accident scene where
apparently three female uninformed voters have leaped to their death
from a very tall building. He suddenly notices that
one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks:
“Why the hell did you three beautiful girls leap out
of that building?”

The female uninformed voter answers in a very weak voice: “We wanted to
try out our new maxi-pads with wings.”

Still doing tan lines. Ain’t summer wonderful? (more…)

Make it stop! Please! How much more can we be expected to take? Yep! All of the players in this weeks AOTW contest have two things in common: they’re black (I must be a racist) and they’re connected to the Trayvon Martin circus. The circus is in town! The circus is in town!

This is gonna take a while to read due to the fact that there was so much assholiness.

Let’s start with Precious. Miss Jeantel! Your fifteen minutes of fame are up. Please just STFU and go away before you prove to us that you are even dumber than we think you are. We found out some interesting things when she appeared on Piers Morgan. Y’all know who Piers Morgan is, right? He’s an effete British snob who took over for Larry King on CNN. Y’all might not know that since no one watches CNN anymore. Anyway Precious, who’s “educated” and says she has a 3.0 (I think she misplaced a decimal. It’s prolly closer to .30.), but is 19, in eleventh grade, and can’t read cursive (Most of us learned how to do that in the 3rd grade, but we’re “old school”. She’s “new school” where you go to school for eleven years and don’t learn anything.), gave us all an English Ebonics lesson when she was on Morgan’s show. Turns out there’s a difference between “cracker” and “cracka”. Who knew? And more importantly, “nigger” is a bad word, but “nigga” is OK. That refers to any male, It can even refer to a Chinese male, a “Chino nigga”, in her words. I’ll have to remember that next time I see a bunch of black dudes.

“Hey niggas! Whazzup? But Rachel Jeantel told me that was OK. Ow! Quit beating on me!”

Who’s the racist again?

She also told us that all Trayvon was doing to Zimmerman was a little “whoop aaaaasss”. This is sumpin’ that black dudes to other black dudes all the time. All Zimmerman would have had to do was take the little “whoop aaaasss”. He would have been OK. So Trayvon was the one on top doing the “whoop aaaasss”? Thanks Rachel. We were supposed to believe that Trayvon got those abrasions on his knuckles from Zimmerman’s face hitting them over and over again.

She also told us that she had told Trayvon that the “creepy ass cracka” was prolly a gay rapist so don’t let him follow you back to the house you’re staying in since your little brother was there. So now we know the real reason St. Trayvon jumped Zimmerman. Not only is Rachel a racist, but she’s also a homophobe to boot.

Piers Morgan said that Precious was “one smart cookie”. Holy crap! If he believes that, he is one dumb cookie. But wait! There’s more.

The next night she was on Al Sharpton’s show. I tried to watch it when it was posted to the web. It was brutal. I was only able to take two minutes of it. I read today that Rachel is getting her own radio show. The mind reels.

Al Sharpton. All you need to know about MSNBC’s credibility as a respectable news organization is that they gave Al “Tawana Brawley Crown Heights riots Freddie’s Fashion mart arson” Sharpton his own television show. What a disgrace. He is one of the reasons we have had to witness this trial circus. The Martin family’s lawyer reached out to Sharpton and he ran with it as an opportunity to prove white racism. Remember that the LSM’s excuse for not covering the Gosnell trial was because they don’t cover “local matters”. Ya mean like the Zimmerman trial? Also, Dimocrats realized that this was a way to get black voters to the polls to vote for Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade. A poor little choirboy was gunned down by a white racist. What’s funny is that Obungler is as white as Zimmerman.

Speaking of Oblunder who, if he had a son, he would “look like Trayvon”, he had to insert himself into this in a big way. And now, here he is standing on St. Trayvon’s grave asking for more gun control. And did you catch his bullshit today? Thirty-five years ago, he was Trayvon. I wonder if he got suspended from school multiple times? I wonder if he possessed stolen goods? He said that people followed him around stores because he was black. White people locked their cars when they saw him because he was black. Hey Obumbler, why do you think that was? Could it be because blacks commit more robberies? Could it be because blacks commit more murders? Could it be because blacks commit more car-jackings? Most of the violent crimes in this country are committed by blacks. Look at the cities with the highest black populations and you’ll see the highest crime rate. This isn’t racist. This is stating a fact.

And now we’re on to Eric Holder who spoke to “my people” at the NAACP. He’s using Trayvon to try and repeal Stand Your Ground laws. Remember when he said we need to have a dialogue about race in this country? Here’s your dialogue. Your “people” commit most of the violent crimes in this country and the people they commit them against are mostly your “people”. If you don’t want to see blacks profiled, then tell them to quit committing all of the crime. Tell them to stay in school. Tell them to learn English. If they don’t want people to think they are thugs, tell them to quit dressing like thugs and acting like thugs. Sorry to burst your bubble but St. Trayvon was 200 miles away from where he goes to school because he was on a suspension for writing graffiti and he had burgled jewelry in his backpack. This was not his first suspension. He was a wannabe thug. If Zimmerman hadn’t killed him in self defense he would have prolly been killed by some black dude in the ‘hood. Then he would have been just another black dude killed by another black dude and we would have never heard of him. But you know all of that. You’re just another race hustler, just one with more power.

Stevie Wonder checked in. He’s still around? Has he done anything in the last twenty years? He said he won’t perform in any state that has a stand your ground law. Georgia has one. Good. In fact, at least thirty states have Stand Your Ground, or Stevie ain’t gonna perform here, laws.

You black folks have been used as the idiots you are. You reliably vote and support Dimocrats who keep you poor, uneducated, and dependent upon the gummint. You were better off under both Bushes and Reagan than you have been for the last five years under Obeauzeau. I actually heard some black dude who said that it was so bad that if a Republican were president you’d be marching on Washington but since a brother (actually a half brother”) is president you have to suffer in silence.

And now, finally, we get to the winner. It is some dude named Michael Eric Dyson who is a black pundit on, you guessed it, MSNBC. Guess what he had to say?

MSNBC pundit Michael Eric Dyson, who previously argued that it is impossible for black people to be racist, illustrated why so many viewers are abandoning the beleaguered network when he said that Americans would not understand racism until white kids were being killed in the same numbers as blacks.

Does he mean that until blacks killed as many white kids as blacks killed black kids or does he mean that until blacks kill as many white kids as whites kill black kids? If it’s the latter he has a long wait. Talking about white kids, howza ’bout someone like Antonio West the 13 month old white child who was killed by two black teens in Brunswick Georgia? These dudes were “boys” just like St. Trayvon. They’re both under 18, just like St. Trayvon. They walked up to the baby’s mom, asked for money, and shot the baby in his stroller. I wonder if this was Obambi 35 years ago or if he had sons they would look like these dudes? There was no media firestorm. No Trial of the Century. No whites rioting or marching and saying, “No justice, no peace”. Thankfully, there is no white Al Sharpton. Nope. The story lasted a few days and now it’s gone.

Mr Dyson, I have some news for you. More blacks kill blacks than whites and more blacks kill whites than whites kill blacks. Until you and all of you race hustlers admit that and realize your problem is not white racism but the black community and its dysfunction. In your inner cities black kids who want to do well in school are derided as uncle toms and as “acting white”. No wonder we have witnessed the spectacle of a Rachel Jeantel who is so fucking stupid that she doesn’t realize how stupid and uneducated she is. Maybe she speaks three languages fluently, but alas, English, the language she needs to succeed in this country ain’t one of ’em.

Keep on making excuses for the dysfunction in the black community. Keep on blaming whitey. This was a case of a man who was jumped by a thug and shot him in self defense which was completely blown out of proportion by you, Oboner, Eric Holder, Al Sharpton and the rest of the RWPPS to get the black folks riled up and to the voting booth to reelect the Obamessiah. It worked but it sure didn’t help race relations in this country.

Mr. Dyson, you did manage to beat out some formidable candidates to win this week’s award. Congratulations!

Here’s an interesting vent that was in today’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation.

President Obama won two elections in 2008 and 2012, so get over it!

Richard Nixon won two elections in 1968 and 1972. The one he won in 1972 was a landslide. So by your standards, that means he shouldn’t have had to resign over Watergate.

Instapundit said that if Nixon had been a Dimocrat, no one would have ever heard of Woodward and Bernstein. The LSM covered for JFK in his serial philandering. They covered up that fact that LBJ was prolly a bigger crook than Nixon. LBJ also bragged in private that he had nailed a lot more women that JFK. They tried to cover up for BJ but Drudge broke the story of BJ’s in the WH. They tried to cover up for John Edwards cheating on his wife and fathering a child with his mistress. It took the National Enquirer to break that story. Just imagine if BJ had been a Republican and didn’t have the LSM going after Ken Starr on a daily basis. With all of the scandals that he and Thunder Rodent Thighs had been involved in, he would have followed Nixon and resigned in disgrace. And let’s not forget the “Lion of the Senate” who got away with murder. Mary Jo Kopechne can not be reached to comment on that.