Pwned!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ho Lee Fuk! It’s a gud ting that the LSM has all those layers of fact checkers so they don’t get sum ting wong like we lowly blodgers.

Back when some broad named Martha Sum Ting – can’t remember her last name – was protesting the Masters about them not allowing women to join – Can men join women’s groups? No. – some dude from an Atlanta radio station went there and counter-protested carrying a sign that said “Iron My Shirts” on one side and “Cook My Dinner” on the other side. He was interviewed by Sports Illustrated and gave his name as Heywood Jablome. He pronounced it without the e on the end and said it was a French name. Sports Illustrated put it up on their web site. It was up a few hours before someone figgered out it was a prank and they had been pwned. The morning dudes on that station – at that time it was Z-93 – laughed their asses off about that.

Education majors are the dumbest college graduates, which pretty much explains our education system and why so many teachers are rat bastard commies. I’ll bet journalism majors are right down there next to them. We know that most of them are Dimocrats rat bastard commies and gladly push Dimocrat rat bastard commie propaganda, but then, they are nothing more than the propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party. I just wonder when one of them quits practicing journalism and starts being a propagandist? Does it ever bother him that he actually starts lying to support Dimocrats? Goebbels would be proud of our LSM.

And remember, it was our “journalists” in the LSM who called Sarah Palin dumb. At last the American people are losing the trust of the American people.

A new Pew poll that examines public esteem of various institutions shows that members of the media have rapidly lost favor with the public since 2009. Four years ago, 38% of adults believed journalists contributed “a lot to society’s well being.” Today, that number is down to 28%. Journalists are rapidly losing favor with women; that number dropped 17 points, from 46% to 29%.

Out of ten professions, including the military, clergy, and artists — journalists sit at the bottom of the pile, ahead of only business executives and lawyers.

That’s what happens when you start taking sides like Candy Crowley did in the second debate. Her performance was despicable.

11 comments on “Pwned!

  1. News report:

    …The station has apologized for the names that turns out were confirmed by a National Transportation Safety Board intern…

    Could be a CYA fabrication, but the claim is they went through the proper motions to obtain corroboration and got a thumbs-up from the gubmint. Which wouldn’t be surprising, since the government and the media have formed a confederacy of morons.

    • Doesn’t matter if the NTSB said it was OK. It was supposedly some summer intern there. All you have to do is pronounce them to see they’re fake. These over paid blow dried “professional journalists” are as Sheldon Cooper’s mother would say, “Dumb as soup.”

      Calling Mr. Jack Hauf.”

      • Buddy should be transferred to the State Department where he can further expand his diplomatic skills.

        Cheers

      • Sure, I’m not arguing it’s okay because it was corroborated; I’m just wondering how many people this passed by, every one of whom was dumber than a rock. That’s what makes it funny; not the stupid humor, but that this had to go through more morons than can be counted, both in media and government; far beyond the moron newsreader with the erudite voice. Any one of them could have spoken up and stopped the process, but not one did. This is utterly hilarious, until you realize these are the people that supposedly perform a vital task to keep the nation informed, and every single one of them is functionally retarded.

  2. The laziest and most arrogant people I’ve ever encountered in my professional career are journalists and art teachers.

  3. This is hilarious since all we hear from the media is pure fabrication or half truths slanted for their own cause whatever that may be at the moment. The sugar on the top is that it was confirmed by the gubmint.

  4. Hey have some respect. The Korean world renowned surgeon who performed my hernia operation was on that flight and was seriously injured.

    Get better soon, Dr. Won Hung Lo

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