What with the start of the holy month of Ramitonin right around the corner, it think I should post some Mooslime boobage. Many readers have sent me this picture over the years.
Look! No bombs!
What with the start of the holy month of Ramitonin right around the corner, it think I should post some Mooslime boobage. Many readers have sent me this picture over the years.
Look! No bombs!
In my usual hopelessly sincere style, as I am a dedicated Navy Nuc, gotta say that’s a nice rack, and I very much hope she was not hurt for such a display in such a barbaric country.
Best Regards,
Those A-rab boys must all be homos, or they’d stay home and get blown instead of coming here to get blown up.
A pair made in heaven. Allah to the right and Muhammad to the left. If they be the Muslime God and his Prophet I’m beginning to see a little more civility in the culture. Then again if you use your imagination and glance at them closely those aureoles resemble Marty Feldman’s eyes. Kinda eerie how one points up and the other to the right and down. On a side note, one of the reasons I’ve heard the women of Islam are made to wear the full niqab isn’t to keep men from lusting after their flesh. That’s why goats were not required to wear a full body covering. Actually most Mooslime women are so freakin hairy it’s to keep the bear hunters from bagging one by mistake. And bagging a Mooslime woman out-of-season is Haraam (that’s “fucking head-choppin forbiden”, for you Christian mother-Fuckers)
Let’s get down to the facts.
1) Face: Anyone got an X-Ray machine? Since I can’t see it, Rating: “0”.
2) Boobage: I must say if all Mooslime women had nice tight aureoles like hers I might just convert. They appear to be the real deal, but until we can get a qualified EOD tech to analyze them for traces of Semtex or PETN I’d stay back about 20 feet. I, then, I get the all clear then I’ll proceed to pay homage to Mutt and Jeff, errrr I meant Allah and Muhammad. Rating: “B”.
3) Torso: Tight and firm. Yup between her torso and upper thighs lays the entire Black Forest. I heard once a Mooslime babe tried to go “total Brazilian” and wore out 24 military grade machetes, went through six 55 gallon barrels of Nair and only finally succeeded after calling in an entire squad of U.S.M.C. 0351’s. (That’s the MOS for Flamethrower assaultmen). They singed that bad bush right back to the stubble and toasted hot dogs on the glowing embers. Semper Fi guys, Out-fucking-standing. Rating: “B”
OK, today’s overall is kinda mixed. Since her face rated a “0” we’ll have to go with a “B”. Yup that’s probably a few grades higher than I should have given her, but what the hell she’s got the guts to bare her bod out in the open and is probably buried up to her neck right now awaiting the first 16 pound rock to bounce off her noggin.
Since we’re celebrating Ram-a-lama-ding-dong with a Mooslime babe I guess that sets a precedence. Remember Denny, next Saturday begins: “National honor the uber-obese babe in the shower month”.
I remember reading that muslim men make their women keep it clean. It reminds them of a prepubescent boy that way. three fourths of sex is in the mind, the rest is in the hand.
Hard to believe she is a mooslime. Then again, there are stories a plenty of cab drivers in arab countries.
Yes, removing hair is wajib:
http://www.islam.com/questions/7699/is-it-permissible-to-shave-hair-off-the-body
Muslims cannot eat or drink during Ramadan. This year Ramadan is happening in the Summer. Maybe all of the Muslims will not be able to eat or drink during the time of THE LAND OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN.
She’s been stoned to death by now.
If you check the background ( obviously, none of you Y-chromosome types ever managed to do so ! 😉 ) , you’ll notice very Western-looking faces – I imagine that this demonstration was done in the evil, racist, USA, where this young lady should, in fact, be perfectly safe ( for now ) from the religion of peace .
Yeah, the people behind her are in Western dress – I noticed that too.
But, had she been in a Mooslime country, here’s what would have happened….
First, she would have been dragged into the nearest mosque and sheep-fucked by all the Mullahs. (They always get first dibs.)
Then, she would have been dragged outside, buried up to her pretty neck and stoned to death with appropriately sized pieces of rubble from the last suicide bombing in the area.
Then, she would have been dragged back into the mosque and her corpse sheep-fucked by the toothless locals. She would remain appropriately covered, of course.)
Then, those lovely boobs would have been hacked off and fed to the hungry dogs.
They’re Mooslimes, and that’s how they roll. (Dumbfuckers give the best parts to the dogs…..)
Rama Lama Ding Dong!