Summertime,
And the boobage is lovely
Aureoles are sumtin’
And the nipples are high
Your daddy’s rich
And your mamma’s good lookin’ (Wow an MILF)
So hush little baby
And show me your thigh
One of these mornings
You’re going to rise up moaning
Then you’ll spread your legs
And you’ll take Toejam to the sky
But till that morning
Toejam can’t bang you
With daddy and mamma standing by
Summertime,
And the boobage is lovely
Blood pressure’s pumpin
And Toejam’s weenie is high
Now my artistic spasm has receded and I’m calming down we can get on with the Saturday analysis of today’s nice specimen.
1) Face: Extremely pretty, However, her beak needs some filing down. Geez, it’s about the size of a foreplane of a Virginia class nuclear sub. Calling Dr. Fickelstein, “report to the operating room in your scrubs”. Other than that I must say her hair flows gently over a spectacular face which looks strikingly like some Roman Goddesses likenesses I’ve seen. I’ll be kind and the snout will only shave off a few points. Rating: “B+”.
2) Boobage: Now those beauties are beauties. Notice the proper size aureoles. Them’s the size the creator meant aureoles to be. Not too big, not too dark but just big enough to cap off her fantastic, perky, absolutely natural, lovely, (add 50 more favorable adjectives) mammaries. And planted square in the middle, pointed toward heaven those nipple are for sucking on my friends. I’d wear my lips out in a workout with those beauties. Matter of fact I can imagine seizing them between my incisors and gently tugging on them until she moaned the pictures off the walls. In my wildest dreams I couldn’t construct more perfect, alluring breasts. Mother Nature was in a great mood when she created these wonders. Rating: “A+++”.
3) Torso: Outstanding! Whata bod. So round, so firm so fully packed. That torso is fantastic. Not an ounce of excessive fat. Skin as smooth and flawless and as fine as the richest Chinese silk. We’ll add those lightly freckled well toned arms to this category as well. I’d like to have those honeys wrapped around my torso as we “spooned” on a king size bed and she gave me a ling-fingered “reach-around” that’d send me straight to heaven. Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A++”.
This lovely lady is right at the top of all my Saturday morning examples of, not only boobage, but the finest of bodies on the planet.
Now I’ll take my daily dose of Beta-blockers plus an extra dose of Valium and lay down for a while. This morning’s rating session has my heart jumping and my Johnson doing the Harlem shake. That’s not good at my age, but as long as there’s one breath left in my lungs I have to lust after every single fine female body I lay my eyes upon. Hell, I’m too old to lay anything else on them.
TJ, I don’t know why you find fault with her nose. It is perfect. It allows her to keep your testicles air conditioned while performing oral sex, and she won’t need to stop for air either.
Fine perky boobs that I could turn into all-day-suckers, even if one points East and the other West.
I don’t know how TJ can rate her body so high. Perhaps he has x-ray vision, but I can’t see her butt and thighs, no matter how hard I look at the pic. They could be the size of New Jersey. Prolly not, but just sayin.
An A++ rating seems stratospheric, considering what he’s been handing out lately. Perhaps his latest shipment of Viagra is unusually strong, or he thinks they are breath mints….
Oh My and me without my coppertone! I could definitely help coloring in the tan lines but I can’t be trusted to stay within the lines…
mighty fine!
Summertime,
And the boobage is lovely
Aureoles are sumtin’
And the nipples are high
Your daddy’s rich
And your mamma’s good lookin’ (Wow an MILF)
So hush little baby
And show me your thigh
One of these mornings
You’re going to rise up moaning
Then you’ll spread your legs
And you’ll take Toejam to the sky
But till that morning
Toejam can’t bang you
With daddy and mamma standing by
Summertime,
And the boobage is lovely
Blood pressure’s pumpin
And Toejam’s weenie is high
Now my artistic spasm has receded and I’m calming down we can get on with the Saturday analysis of today’s nice specimen.
1) Face: Extremely pretty, However, her beak needs some filing down. Geez, it’s about the size of a foreplane of a Virginia class nuclear sub. Calling Dr. Fickelstein, “report to the operating room in your scrubs”. Other than that I must say her hair flows gently over a spectacular face which looks strikingly like some Roman Goddesses likenesses I’ve seen. I’ll be kind and the snout will only shave off a few points. Rating: “B+”.
2) Boobage: Now those beauties are beauties. Notice the proper size aureoles. Them’s the size the creator meant aureoles to be. Not too big, not too dark but just big enough to cap off her fantastic, perky, absolutely natural, lovely, (add 50 more favorable adjectives) mammaries. And planted square in the middle, pointed toward heaven those nipple are for sucking on my friends. I’d wear my lips out in a workout with those beauties. Matter of fact I can imagine seizing them between my incisors and gently tugging on them until she moaned the pictures off the walls. In my wildest dreams I couldn’t construct more perfect, alluring breasts. Mother Nature was in a great mood when she created these wonders. Rating: “A+++”.
3) Torso: Outstanding! Whata bod. So round, so firm so fully packed. That torso is fantastic. Not an ounce of excessive fat. Skin as smooth and flawless and as fine as the richest Chinese silk. We’ll add those lightly freckled well toned arms to this category as well. I’d like to have those honeys wrapped around my torso as we “spooned” on a king size bed and she gave me a ling-fingered “reach-around” that’d send me straight to heaven. Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A++”.
This lovely lady is right at the top of all my Saturday morning examples of, not only boobage, but the finest of bodies on the planet.
Now I’ll take my daily dose of Beta-blockers plus an extra dose of Valium and lay down for a while. This morning’s rating session has my heart jumping and my Johnson doing the Harlem shake. That’s not good at my age, but as long as there’s one breath left in my lungs I have to lust after every single fine female body I lay my eyes upon. Hell, I’m too old to lay anything else on them.
The perfect definition of the term perky.
TJ, I don’t know why you find fault with her nose. It is perfect. It allows her to keep your testicles air conditioned while performing oral sex, and she won’t need to stop for air either.
Fine perky boobs that I could turn into all-day-suckers, even if one points East and the other West.
I don’t know how TJ can rate her body so high. Perhaps he has x-ray vision, but I can’t see her butt and thighs, no matter how hard I look at the pic. They could be the size of New Jersey. Prolly not, but just sayin.
An A++ rating seems stratospheric, considering what he’s been handing out lately. Perhaps his latest shipment of Viagra is unusually strong, or he thinks they are breath mints….
LarryJ,
Since my doctor changed my Viagra prescription from pills to suppositories my view of the boobage thread has improved.
I guess it all depends on how you view things.