Got this one from Tom.
A police officer arrives at an accident scene where
apparently three female uninformed voters have leaped to their death
from a very tall building. He suddenly notices that
one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks:
“Why the hell did you three beautiful girls leap out
of that building?”
The female uninformed voter answers in a very weak voice: “We wanted to
try out our new maxi-pads with wings.”
Ouch…….