Saw this at Dana’s Place
If Obama had a son, he would look like Trayvon.
If Obama had his way, his daughters would grow up to be Sandra Fluke. Or Lena Dunham.
If Obama had a healthcare plan, it would look like Britain. And not in a good way.
If Obama had a plan to make abortion “safe, legal, and rare,” it would look like Gosnell’s clinic.
If Obama had a football team, it would look like powder puff football.
If Obama had a military, it would look like… powder puff football.
If Obama had an energy independence policy, it would look like Solyndra.
If Obama had an updated First Amendment, it would look like China.
If Obama had an updated Second Amendment, it would look like Chicago.
If Obama had an updated Fourth Amendment, it would look like 1984.
If Obama had an economic policy, it would look like Detroit.
If Obama had a racial unity plan, it would look like 1861.
If Obama had an equality plan, it would look like Animal Farm.
But remember this: if Stalin had a President, he would look like Barack Obama.
This would be funny if it wasn’t true.
If Obama had any balls they would be the size of flack seeds
oops flax
If Obama had a daddy, he would look like Frank Marshall Davis
I understand That Obama is going to give four significant speeches on the economy. Don’t you think it’s time to stop giving speeches and DO something about the economy? You know, like show some leadership and whip the Senate into passing a budget, or something. Or stop spending money on green scams. Perhaps stop talking about carbon taxes and healthcare taxes? And 19 hour work weeks? As my dear old dad used to say, money talks and bullshit walks. In his case it’s all bullshit. High flown speeches make a pretty thin soup.
Sorry, that should be “29 hour work weeks”.
If obama was a car, he’d be a Volt. ( Or an Edsel)
Pete: Or a Yugo.
You know, Communist POS not made in America.
Dammit. Just as I hit “Post” I thought of a better one.
Trabant… “Dangerous poisonous Commie POS not made in America.”
If Obama had a wife she would look like a wookie….. ohhh…uhhh… ooops…. nevermind..