Once again there are assholes galore this week. First up is exSpeaker Blinky who opened her mouth and this bullshit dribbled out.
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi may have finally fallen completely off her rocker Tuesday as she commended the President and her fellow Democrats in Congress for propelling the Left into a “bipartisan, cooperative alternative” party.
The 73-year-old California Democrat seemed to fan-girl over President Obama during a meeting with USA Today’s editorial board Tuesday, calling him “one of the most practically non-partisans I have seen in the White House.” It seems the Commander-in-Chief has earned this special place in Pelosi’s heart by his apparent willingness to work with Republicans to thwart yet another upcoming fiscal crisis.
Seriously, why isn’t this woman in an institution? Obeauzeau is the most partisan president in my lifetime. A few years back she made one of the stupidest remarks I have ever heard a politician say (and that includes rocket scientists like Cynthia McCommie, Sheila Jackson Lee, and Corinne “gradulate the Gata” Brown) when she said about Obummercare, “We will have to pass the bill to find out what’s in it”. Seriously, if a Republican had said that he would have been mocked mercilessly by the LSM, but since she’s a rat bastard commie, like most members of the LSM, she gets a pass. She’s also said stuff like “food stamps cut unemployment” and “paying unemployment cuts unemployment”. And you assholes thought Dan Quayle was dumb? She even makes Biden sound intelligent and that’s not very easy to do.
Next up, a Chattanooga newspaper fires an editor for a headline.
Free Press editor Drew Johnson has been terminated after placing a headline on an editorial outside of normal editing procedures.
Johnson’s headline, “Take your jobs plan and shove it, Mr. President: Your policies have harmed Chattanooga enough,” appeared on the Free Press page Tuesday, the day President Barack Obama visited the city.
The headline was inappropriate for this newspaper. It was not the original headline approved for publication, and Johnson violated the normal editing process when he changed the headline. The newspaper’s decision to terminate Johnson had nothing to do with the content of the editorial, which criticized the president’s job creation ideas and Chattanooga’s Smart Grid. The Free Press page has often printed editorials critical of the president and his policies.
Johnson violated the normal editing process? What does he have to say about that?
The policy I “broke” did not exist when I “broke” it. It was created after people complained about the headline & was applied retroactively.
Assholes!
Since we can’t get enough about St. Trayvon of Skittles here’s more.
Trayvon Martin’s hoodie became a nationwide symbol following his fatal shooting, and now the director of the Smithsonian’s National Museum of African American History wants the original.
The museum’s director, Lonnie Bunch, said Mr. Martin’s hoodie, the one he was wearing the night of his death on Feb. 26, 2012, represents a unique opportunity to further the discussion about race in America, The Washington Post reported.
“It became the symbolic way to talk the Trayvon Martin case. It’s rare that you get one artifact that really becomes the symbol,” he said. “Because it’s such a symbol, it would allow you to talk about race in the age of Obama.”
Actually talking “about race in the age of Obama” means listening to the Black Grievance Industry tell all of us white people and all “white Hispanic” people that we’re a bunch of racists and elevating a gangsta wannabe thug like Trayvon Martin to sainthood.
Guess what else is in this museum?
The National Museum of African American History and Culture is set to open in 2015 and will display objects related to the Civil Rights Movement, such as the handcuffs used to restrain Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates Jr.
Yep! This is the state of race relations in the age of Obungler. And they appear to be getting worse.
This next one is not really an asshole but the booger eatin’ moh-ron of the week. You’ve heard the saying “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight”? Howza ’bout “Don’t try to rob a gun store with a baseball bat.”
BEAVERTON, Ore. – You’ve heard the old saying ‘don’t bring a knife to a gun fight.’
Well how about a bat? Apparently, that doesn’t work too well either – just ask 22-year-old Derrick Mosley.
Sheriff’s deputies say Mosley walked into Discount Gun Sales on Southwest Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway around 4 p.m. Thursday with a bat in hand and smashed a display case.
But they say when Mosley tried to steal a gun, the store manager simply pulled out his own personal firearm and pointed it straight at the would-be-robber. The manager then yelled some orders at the guy and got him to drop the baseball bat, the gun he had tried to take and a nine-inch long knife he had on him.
When sheriff’s deputies arrived, they found Mosley on the floor being held at gunpoint by the manager. They handcuffed Mosley on the spot and took him into custody on charges of first-degree robbery, first-degree theft, unlawful possession of a firearm and second-degree criminal mischief. Bail was set at $250,000.
Every gun store I’ve been in every employee is packing. What an idiot!
But the coveted award this week goes to the sensitive thugs of the Teamsters Union.
(Via WFB) A judge ordered one of Chicago’s most politically powerful labor unions to suspend picketing against 16 funeral homes last week after receiving reports that striking Teamsters had, among other things, disturbed a child’s funeral.
Such wonderful people.
SCI Illinois Services, Inc., one of the nation’s largest funeral home chains, asked a district court to intervene after striking funeral directors and drivers with Teamsters Local 727 allegedly harassed grieving families.
“We are grateful that the court agreed to issue this temporary restraining order, and we are hopeful that it will help protect grieving families who are experiencing the most difficult times of their lives,” Larry Michael, managing director for SCI Illinois Services, Inc., said in a release. “While we recognize and respect the Teamsters’ right to lawfully picket, we have been shocked and saddened by their attempts to make grieving families the target of the cruel and outrageous attacks.”
And what did these goons do?
The company testified in its filing that union members blocked grieving family members from leaving its parking lot, used bullhorns to shout obscenities at workers and mourners, and unleashed a German Shepard on a dead woman’s daughter and husband.
The funeral home was eventually forced to call the police when picketers allegedly disrupted a child’s funeral with laughter. The officer asked the Teamsters to leave, but protesters returned when he drove away.
What assholes. Here’s your award buttheads. I’d really like to see some of you guys jailed and the guy with the German Shepherd arrested for assault. This is yet another reason I hate unions and their members who are little more than thugs. How they can prey on grieving family members is beyond me. They are no better than the assholes of the Westboro Baptist Church. If there is a Hell, there is a place reserved for these assholes.
I live in the central CA mountains and the three hags, Pelousy, Feinstein, & Boxer all fare from San Fransicko. The population centers of LA & SF have the votes to put these tnucs into office over & over. I want to apologize to your readers for Ca inflicting these hags upon America. I & my friends & family vote against them elction after election.
Apology accepted. We can only hope that they come up before one of Obamacares Death Panels and are found to be too old for any heroic medical treatments.
We need shorter weeks so you can give out more awards. Too many worthy or is that worthless candidates getting also rans.
WSJ’s Taranto (one of the best mainstream editorial writers!) wrote a fair and balanced overview of the Chattanooga firing: Johnny Paycheck costs Johnson his paycheck.
His damages check ought to be pretty big. Fired for breaking a rule that was instituted ex post facto his editorial. Sue the pants off his employer. If it were me they would be changing the name of the paper. How about the Chattanooga Libtard Rag and Fish Wrap.
Roger, I hope you’re right and I’m wrong, but Tennessee is a Right-to-Work state with “at will” employment. That means you can be fired for any reason or none.
The Tennessee Legislature (spit) used this “at will” excuse to totally fuck up otherwise decent legislation this term, specifically a “Safe Commute” bill (otherwise known as GUNZ in Parking Lots!!!1!!”) that CCW’ers in TN have been trying to get passed for five years. Pretty discouraging when you’ve got an “R” supermajority, but Oklahoma and Ala-frickin’BAMA have to show you how to get things right on the first try.
I don’t bipartisan means what Nancy thinks it means. I think she has it confused with Clusterfuck!
I too believe that striking workers have a right to picket. I do not believe that Ass Holes have the same right. Once a picketer becomes an ass hole his rights are subject to forfeiture.
The clerk gave the Batsman one hell of a break. In my neck of the woods the clerks would have dealt with him in a most disagreeable manner. As well they should.
“I don’t think bipartisan” Sorry!
Okay, but isn’t your award kind of wacist because it looks like it belongs to a white man….probably a man…I’m not going to say
“I hope” because that carries its own connotations that I don’t wish to wade into but…shouldn’t you have a multi-race-bunghole to represent your increasing tolerance and awareness of diversity? Just thinking out loud here to help the process along. Maybe a pie-chart-slice of different nationalities all in one – that and the white one looks very clean for such an orifice…kind of uppity don’t you think? That makes it “stuck up” doesn’t it? 😉
Gee, we got enough AOTW’s this week to fill a proctology ward. Or at least enough to fill to fill Obama’s Cabinet post appointments.
You’ll notice the head union dirtbag considers ‘people see us screaming and harassing people, so they go somewhere else’ to mean “The support us!”
“Seriously, why isn’t this woman in an institution?”
She is! She’s in Congress, one of the most bat-shit crazy institutions ever devised by rational men.
A few random thoughts of a cluttered and somewhat dirty mind:
With the way Pinocchio Pelosi is spouting all her endless inanities about The Komrade Mother-f***ing Liar-in-Chief, one could very likely come to the obvious conclusion that she is doing a Monica on Obumbo. And probably getting paid well for it, being the whore that she is.
With the way the LSM is treating Sir Trayvon, how long will it be before some idiot proposes a Trayvon Martin holiday and insists that all Federal and Florida State workers take the day off (unpaid, of course) in “rememberance”? Just wait. It will be coming and very likely from some certifiable whack-job like Al Not-At-All-And-Never-Will-Be-Sharpton or Jesse Jackass, or even Sheila Jackass Lee.
The Chicago Teamsters protesting and making absolute and complete total asses of themselves at a child’ funeral? That is outrageous and The National Teamsters Union ought to sanction that particular Local for their actions, including, but not limited to, throwing that Local out of the Teamsters, like the AFL-CIO did with the Teamsters a number of years ago. But we all know how soon that will happen, don’t we. And, of course, as long as it happened in Chicago, we will never, repeat NEVER, hear a single word about it from the Komrade Mother-f***er. Or he will refer to it a a “phony scandal”. Is it 2016 yet?
“…one could very likely come to the obvious conclusion that she is doing a Monica on Obumbo.”
ACKKK!
I’m sending you the bill for a drum of Mind Bleach and a case of Viagra.
The Good Old Boys at the Teamsters Union….
My Father was a diehard Teamster Union member who had to take an early retirement due to an injury which prevented him from driving a truck anymore….Strange the Union did not go to bat for him for Workmans comp but they never even mentioned it to him. Twenty Seven years of driving& helpin gto start the Union here in Erie did not mean crap.
Anyway my dad & several other retirees went to a Union meeting & petitioned to speak about retiree pensions which were very low. Since the Teamster Union was not even spending the income generated on the Pension they asked if retiree pensions could be boosted a bit.
Some of the young Union members stood up & said screw the oldtimers ,the pension fund money was theirs now.
When Dad passed away on Christmas Eve back in 1993 …..The Teamsters local did not even send flowers or a card of sympathy to the funeral home to honor my dad who was the oldest living Teamster in our area who could be traced back to the first days of the local.
I did eventually get a letter from the Union secretary stating she had read of my dads passing & NOT to cash his pension check since he had died or legal action would be taken to recover the money . The Pension Check had been hand delivered to the Union Local office before the letter was sent.
Ask me why I do not trust or believe in Unions, my father believed in the Teamsters union & was a founding member of the local , he died humiliated by how he was treated by the Union & the local officers he once considered his friends.
dudley1 – When I was born, my dad worked for the railroad which is where he learned to hate unions. Compensation was based on seniority rather than merit which really pissed him off since no matter how hard he worked, the guy sitting his ass would make more than he did because he had seniority. There was no incentive to work hard. He left the railroad in 1954 and went into sales.
I worked in a steel products factory one summer between high school and college (fortunately since I was there for only three months I didn’t have to pay union dues) and observed the same thing. The newbie (me) had the shittiest job in the factory, working in the lacquer room. The older one got, the easier the job. The guys with the most seniority got to sit on their asses watching a machine. Power it on. Oil it occasionally. Turn it off for morning break, lunch, afternoon break, and at the end of the day. A few months back I checked to see if the company was still in business. It was, but it has moved down to southern Missouri. It prolly no longer has any union workers and that’s prolly why it moved down to the Middle of Fucking Nowhere Missouri.