Another song rewritten by Ron. Sung to the tune of Blinded by the Light.

Blind but still half white, pumped up like a douchebag by the left wing overnight
Blind but still half white, pumped up like a douchebag by the left wing overnight
Blind but still half white, pumped up like a douchebag by the left wing overnight

Racist baiters waiters, Lib’ral crackah haters with a rookie paradox
In the slums as the unemployed bums slip deceased votes into the box.
With his Holder at his shoulder and his mantra gettin older
He tried pushin the laws around
But even with his grinnin greasin, teasin it got all unpleasin,
The economy crashed to the ground, the economy crashed to the ground.

And they were
Blinded by the hope, revved up by a rookie who had smoked too much dope
Blinded by the hope, revved up by a rookie who had smoked too much dope
Blinded by the hope, revved up by a rookie who had smoked too much dope

Some fancy spinmeisters and their DOJ shysters told him he’s got the law on his side
They said, “We’ll back you up rookie, so you just go play hookey, take AF1 for a long ride.
And his limousine driver, an old Carter survivor, said he thought there was trouble outside.
But little Ricey-Wicey said she’d word it Icy-Nicey ‘til the heat began to subside.

‘Cause she was
Brainwashed by the script, misguided by a zealot and a rumor from Egypt
Brainwashed by the script, misguided by a zealot and a rumor from Egypt
Brainwashed by the script, misguided by a zealot and a rumor from Egypt

Then scandals and mishandles lighted by Fox candles came like hemorrhoids on the news,
So they tried to get all stony and just say it’s all a phony, can’t we blame it all on the Jews?
But some Tea-Party smarties got to playin all dirty with his baby Obamacare
They said the law is too wordy like an overstuffed turkey and the money just isn’t all there.

And we were

Blinded by the light, fed bullshit in the basement like a mushroom in the night
Blinded by the light, held up by an impostor like a thief who robs at night
Blinded by the light, stonewalled by IRS who has our money in a bight
Blinded by the light, bankrupted by a rookie who thinks debits are all right
Blinded by the light, recorded so that HSA can keep our safety tight
Blinded by the light, deprived of liberties and no more freedom for the Right

Blinded by the light . . . . . . .

We got down, but we never get tired
We’re gonna make it . . . through the night.