Three vents caught my eye in this morning’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation. Here’s the first one.

Any politician kicked out of office for fraud, theft, embezzlement etc. can come to Clayton County to reenter politics. They won’t be convicted for breaking the law.

Clayton County, many of you might remember, lost its certification by the Southern Association of Schools, due to the incompetence of its school board, which, by the way, was all black so it was obviously racist.

So, the current sheriff, Victor Hill, also black, was indicted on 37 felony counts. They finished up the trial last week. He was found innocent on all counts by an all black jury. So, to get off in Clayton County you really just have to be black.

The Speaker of the House and Sarah Palin have a sense of humor. Their character is attacked on a regular basis without anyone noticing because they do not overreact to it.

Yep! And let’s not forget Chimpy McHalliburton Bushitler who was the subject of lots of viscous attacks, prolly the worst that I have seen in my lifetime directed at any president and this includes Nixon. There was even a book about his assassination, not to mention that a rodeo clown used his face, just like rodeo clowns used masks of Nixon, Reagan, Clinton, and Bush 41 without anyone being fired. It’s only when it’s Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade because then it’s raaaaa-cist! What a bunch of bullshit! Can’t laugh at the petulant little thin-skinnned child in the White House. A real man would have laughed it off, said that everyone overreacted and that the rodeo clown should not have been fired. Too bad we don’t have a real man in the White House.

Fact Free News has convinced its minions climate change is not real by hiring nonscientists to come on their shows and deny it. Sad for both our country and our world.

By Fact Free News, does he mean NBC which edited the 911 call to make George Zimmerman appear to be a racist? Or does he mean ABC which doctored Zimmerman’s photo to make his injuries look less serious than they were? Or maybe he’s talking about CBS which used fake memos about Bush 43’s National Guard service to try to swing a national election. From the context of this vent, he prolly means Fox, but I cannot remember Fox having the journalist standards of NBC ABC, or CBS. Show me a faked story from Fox.

I guess he prolly considers Pope Albert I of the Church of AGW a scientist and his “documentary” based on “facts” when it really isn’t. Real scientists will share their data. Unfortunately, many climate “scientists” will not share their data or the models they use to come up with their climate change predictions. That’s not science. Michael Mann of Penn State, one such “scientist” said in an email that they needed to “hide the decline” of temperatures.

Sorry dude. The science isn’t “settled”. Global warming Climate change is a scam and you have bought into it. I’ll start taking global warming climate change seriously when the people who are talking about it act accordingly and lead by example. For example, not flying all over the world in private jets to climate conferences. Haven’t you dudes heard about teleconferencing? Pope Albert I is an energy hog. If this is a crisis, why does he use more energy at one of his mansions in a month that the average family of four uses in a year? Hypocrite! Hypocrite! Hypocrite! And you’re a booger eatin’ moh-ron for buying into his bullshit. Are you dumb enough to buy carbon offsets?

As I said in the title, Fun With Vents.