More musings from Ron with some comments by yours truly.

For decades people have complained about their elected officials not listening to ‘em. Well, today they have no leg to stand on with that issue, ‘cause somebody’s listening to everything we say and type. It’s another campaign promise made good, ain’t it? He simply removed “Don’t Ask/Don’t Tell” from the military and applied it to the daily White House Press briefing.

The LSM has turned from a gummint watchdog to a White House steno pool. Here Obumbler, let’s see if you can hit this softball out of the park.

And as for the “phony” scandals Pak Soetoro harped on in successive speeches this week, if Benghazi is such a fake scandal, why is he so busy carrying rocks to construct a stone wall around it that he completely missed finding out about the IRS scandal until it was too late?

He was too busy listening to our phone calls and reading our emails to keep track of what his administration was doing. Fiddlesticks! He knows exactly what’s going on. He, Holder, or Valerie Jarrett authorized it.

One of the biggest scandals of the Uh-Bama regime in my opinion has been the steadfast refusal to use the sand- and shale-oil reserves that could make us completely independent of foreign oil in just a few years.

He claims that the Keystone Pipeline will only create 50 full time jobs. What he means are permanent jobs. At the same time he wants to create construction jobs rebuilding our infrastructure, which, like the Keystone Pipeline are temporary jobs. Some temporary jobs are good. Some are bad. Only he gets to decide.

And then add to that his unswerving determination to rid the US of coal-fired power plants to “save the planet,” which merely shuts down facilities and kills jobs while the mine owners simply sell the coal to India and China who burn it with fewer scrubbers and safeguards than our domestic plants already have in place.

He also has flushed billions down the drain on ill-advised and poorly researched “alternate” energy schemes, such as Solyndra. It’s his beloved unions that cause domestic products to price themselves out of the market, allowing China to capitalize on our climate-change obsession.

Considering his track record with “green” schemes, such as “Cash for Clunkers” and wind power and Solyndra, he could make good on his pledge to shut down Gitmo by throwing a few billion dollars at it and redesignating it a government-backed solar-power enterprise. It’d be shut down inside 90 days.

Remember how he signed an executive order to shut down Gitmo in his first year in office? Me too. Another Obungler promise broken but in this case it’s a good thing. Idealism crashed on the shores of reality. Funny how that works.

Joe Biden, whom many used to call Obama’s greatest embarrassment, has taken on some serious gravitas as his tenure insurance policy against impeachment. Personally, I doubt that Joe is any more capable of comprehending the complexities of high-level management than Hillary Clinton was of accomplishing a goddam thing in four years as SecState.

I feel SO much more optimistic now that we have a Secretary of State who has some real-world experience in dealing with hostile regimes. Look how successfully he improved conditions in North Vietnam. Can there be any doubt that he’ll solve the Middle East dilemma before Thanksgiving?

Browbeat Netanyahu into yet more concessions to the Paleostinians, who will offer nuttin’ in return. That’s because the Paleostinians do not want a state as much as they want the destruction of Israel. We see this same drama played out over and over again with each administration. Jimmah Carter couldn’t do it. Reagan couldn’t do it. Bush 41 couldn’t do it. BJ couldn’t do it. Bush 43 couldn’t do it. Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade won’t be able to do it. Inre BJ, Arafat walked away from the best deal the Paleostinians will ever get because if he agreed to that deal, the same deal that Flipper is trying to broker now, he would have been assassinated by his own people. Abbas will walk away from the same deal, but in the interim, as a show of good faith, Israel is releasing some Paleostinian savages from jail so they will be able to perform more acts of terrorism against Israel. I think when push comes to shove, Netanyahu, seeing as how Putin is giving Oboner the finger, will eventually do the same.

But of course we all need to be careful what we say in our e-mails now that Big Brother is recording and storing them. Drop one key word, such as “incompetent” or “liar” or “fraud” or “stonewalling” and you’re setting yourself up for an IRS audit.

They’ll prolly audit me for this blog.

What surprises me most, though, about the Zerobomber crew is Jay Carney. He’s got to be either completely brainwashed or on some kind of mind-altering drug. If any normal person told the lies that he regularly spins for the Press Corps briefings his tongue would snap off its roller, wrap itself around his throat, and choke him to death before anyone could help him.

Ron, Carney is a member of the LSM. They are all on their knees performing fellatio on Oboner. Carney is one of them, so they don’t ask him many difficult questions. It’s only with a Republican president that they do their jobs as watchdogs on the gummint.

If a kid backpedalled on his bike as fast as that shitweasel does with legitimate questions from Fox Reporters, the chain would slip off the sprocket and slice his nuts off.

The operative phrase here is “with Fox reporters”. That’s why the LSM hates Fox so much. They show them what they should be doing.

In the past 50 years, politicians have taken a thriving Norman Rockwell America and turned it into a bankrupt Curly Howard America,

I resemble that remark. That’s an insult to Curly Howard. Nyuck. Nyuck. Nyuck.

and left to his strategy, Soetoro would put it under Shari’a law and cars would run on pixie dust and unicorns would graze where self-supporting individuals used to work 40-hour weeks in factories with health care provided by their employers.

Congress has become a frat house for spoiled brats who have the ethics of pickpockets, the habits of shoplifters, the morals of chimpanzees, and the honesty of two-year-olds.

Jeez. In one sentence you insulted frat houses, spoiled brats, pickpockets, shoplifters, chimpanzees, and two-year-olds. Congress is worse than all of them combined.

America elected a pig in a poke, a rookie with all the skills of the Bowery Boys, a non-American fraud whose managerial experience rivaled that of the Little Rascals, a slick, well-dressed, articulate, grinning parasite who appears to be wise and sophisticated, until you get to the part where he doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about.

That’s why he has Valerie Jarrett. She’s the one running things.

The problem is that half the people in the country depend upon government programs for pensions, food assistance, health care benefits, Social Security, Welfare, and all the rest and will continue to vote lefties into power until the inevitable revolution.

Like the fraud they voted for, those 50% are too stupid to realize just how stupid they truly are.

A perfect example of that is Rachel Jeantel, a nineteen-year-old, eleventh grader, who claims to have a 3.0 average, but cannot read cursive, sumpin’ most of us learned how to do in the third grade.

We’re doomed!