Randy sent me this one.

How many Obamas does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds the bulb up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

It is not Barack Obama who will change the light bulb. We are the change our light bulb has been waiting for.

While I’m not sure of the exact number, I am sure it could only happen if the instructions appear on a teleprompter.

Trick question – light bulbs are banned.

None. Changing light bulbs is above his pay grade.

None. The light bulb has to hope for the change.

Who needs light bulbs? His halo provides all the light he needs.

None. A Guy Who Just Lives in his Neighborhood will blow it up with a pipe bomb

Light bulbs??!!! How dare you! Obama IS the light!

None, CNN does it for him